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Quote #153 - Vote this quote up[-2]Vote this quote down

<BOYD1981> these people know nothing of beard ownership
<BOYD1981> you don't get to have a beard by shaving
<Neccy> lol beard ownership , maybe gonna be the next lord of the ring sequal - the ownership of the beards

Submitted on 2003-12-18 20:13:35 by Necro [...]

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<BOYD1981> hmm, my stomach just made a sound which i think is stomachonian for "you're arse is about to explode, run to the toilet very very quickly"

Submitted on 2003-08-21 14:05:13 by Necro [...]

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* femme hopes that "the quote" does go in cause it's funny but doesn't because she's involved
* femme gets confused
* femme doesn't like to be confused
* femme runs far far away

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:04:06 by Necro [...]

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<BOYD1981> man, sitting in a leather chair on a hot night while topless is kinda sticky
<RobertEric> ...
<BOYD1981> well, i'm sweating
<BOYD1981> and leather isn't exactly known for it's absorbancy
 * RobertEric wants to hear about a woman sweating on a leather chair while topless
<BOYD1981> are my boobs not good enough for you?

Submitted on 2003-08-20 11:48:01 by Necro [...]