Dave Gilbert
Dave Gilbert is an American villain. Too much of a villain, really, so he was exiled. This may be a lie, but he was living in South Korea.
Dave Gilbert did two very important things in his life: First, he met his Hong Kong twin, Gilbert Cheung. Second, he attended Mittens in 2004. (He also made some games like some of the better Reality-on-the-Norm games, Bestowers of Eternity, and Two of a Kind.)