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 ===Escape From Monkey Island===
-(To be added by myself.)
+* '''Ignatius Cheeses'''
+; Ungh... Today by myself twelve people I've beaten.
+: Grrr... From the size of your gut I guess they were all eaten!
+; Ungh... You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life.
+: Ungh! I'm shocked that you never gazed at your wife!
+; Aagh... People consider my fist a lethal weapon.
+: Ungh...! Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
+; Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape.
+: I would if it would stop your WINE-ING!
+; Aaargh... My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces.
+: Grrgh! I'm surprised you can count that high! Aargh!
+; I've got muscles in places you've never even heard of.
+: Aagh...! It's too bad none of them in your arms!
+; You arms are no bigger than fleas that I've met!
+: Aagh! So THAT'S why your scratching...I'd go see a vet. Ungh!
+; Aagh... Hey! Look over there!
+: Ungh! Yes, yes, I know: It's a three head monkey.
+; Aaagh... Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste.
+: Aaagh! I thought that the bean dip had strange taste...Grrr
+; Ungh... Only once have I met such a coward.
+: Ungh! He must have thought you everything you know. Err...
+; Aaarhg... My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms than you.
+: Ungh...Yeah, but we both got better bladder control than you do.
+; I'm going to put your arm in a sling!
+: Why, ya studying to be a nurse?
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