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''This article is about a powerful ring used to control the AGS community. For information on the one ring to rule them all, see {{Wikipedia|Engagement_ring|Engagement Ring}}.'' | |||
The food of the [[Chris Jones|gods]]. | [[Image:CJ_Onion_Ring.jpg|right|thumb|192px|Classical religious painting]] | ||
The [[Onion ring|Onion Ring]] is the food of the [[Chris Jones|gods]]. | |||
It was created by the [[m0ds|Dark Lord]] during the [[AGSEdit|Second Age]] in order to enlarge his own might by combining it with the power of the [[Andail|Elven Smiths]], and thus to give him control over the other Rings of Power. The Onion Ring was forged secretly in the fires of Laleham. His will was then inside a ring that could control the other rings. Thus, he was more powerful than ever before when he wore the Ring, but became much weaker when he lost it. | |||
Though it appeared to be made of simple onion, The Ring was virtually impervious to damage, and could only be eaten by a god. Unlike the lesser rings, it bore no gem, but its identity could be determined by a simple (though little-known) test: when heated in a fire, it displayed in fiery Tengwar letters in the Black Speech of Staines a section of poetry from part of its lore - the Ring inscription: | |||
''Onion Ring to rule them all,''<br /> | |||
''Onion Ring to find them,''<br /> | |||
''Onion Ring to bring them all,''<br /> | |||
''and in the Half-Life pwn them.'' | |||
Something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was eaten by the most unlikely creature imaginable: An Englishman, Chris Jones. He put The Ring in his mouth almost without thinking; certainly it did not seem of any use at that moment. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that the Dark Lord was finally defeated. | |||
It was then predicted that the time would soon come when [[AGS]] shaped the fortunes of all. | |||
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