AGS Opera - MITTENS - Lyrics
Hello there good evening my name James Earl Jones, I'm going to sing you a song, get ready, get ready, here we go.
Ooh dap ba shee bap ba daa... That's not actually the song, the song is this:
Every year some men they get together
And they touch each other cos they find it very clever
Any talk of games well it's just a ruse
For the evening activities of SEX and BOOZE
Different countries, the same old sleaze,
They'd love for you to go you just gotta say please!
One year a man, a man named Helm, he touched another...
...and his sister, and his brother!
If you think it's wrong - I suggest you don't go,
Cos you'll be in for a shock when they try and touch your
No-one knows what it means!
Don't forget to pack your jeans!
It's fun but the name is silly!
It's an innuendo, for touching your willy.