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#1
It's here at last!



Barn Runner: The Forever Friday - Chapter 5
"An Unexpected Meanwhile"

More than FIFTEEN YEARS in development*, this game is the latest piece of the Forever Friday saga. Chapter 1 was released in 2008, if you can believe that. The most recent AGS-made installment, Chapter 3, was released way back in 2011. (Chapter 4 was released the following year, in 2012, but it was made with Game Maker, so we don't talk about that one around here :wink: ). In all that time, I have been working on this thing on and off, through a tremendous amount of personal ups and downs: The death of a parent, the loss of a job I'd held for years, a pretty nasty motorcycle wreck, the crashes of two different hard drives, the sudden end of the longest long-term relationship I'd ever had, a new career, numerous night classes, an exciting smidge of identity theft, the rise and fall of The AGS Podcast, and a move across the country from the dry, dusty hell of a beautiful desert to a lush, green, sticky land of sock-dampening humidity that I'm still struggling to enjoy. Goodness! What an adventure! But here it is at last! And just in time for not only Christmas, but also the 20th anniversary of the Barn Runner game series.

I released the first prototype Barn Runner game (The Case of the Runaway Robot) on my personal website all the way back in December of 2003. I created my AGS forum account (and blessed the world with my adorable dancing cow) about a month later. During this time, I created something I considered to be a "proper game" and eventually uploaded Barn Runner 1: The Armageddon Eclair to the AGS database in January of 2005.

Good gravy, how time flies.



In the years since chapters three and four of The Forever Friday were released, I've made several other Barn Runner games as side stories in the larger Barn Runner world, but I never stopped working on this impractical boulder of a game. I reworked it and reworked it over and over, trying to make it into a big exclamation point at the end of the great big long sentence that is the Forever Friday. In an unexpected moment of clarity, sometime last year I finally realized that unless I made some serious changes to it, I was never going to be able to release the thing. It had grown into something too unmanageably large and unwieldy for me to shape into a single, workable entity. I didn't want this, the biggest part of the biggest Barn Runner story, to be left untold (or worse yet, released half finished, like Duke Nukem Forever), so I set about tearing it down and breaking it in half. Untangling a game as complicated and interconnected as this one was quite the undertaking. It created so many bugs that I almost gave up in frustration several times, wondering it wouldn't be easier to just keep telling side stories in this world and never get around to actually trying to finish the main story. But I'm dumb (dumb enough to keep making freeware games in a world that makes it easier than ever to monetize your passion), so I kept untangling and patching, until I had finally carved this beast into two separate pieces.

You see, originally chapter five was supposed to be the final part of The Forever Friday. But it was a bit too much game for a one-man "studio" to tackle. So I've broken it in half. Chapter six will be out in about two years, I estimate (with some confidence. It's already somewhere in the neighborhood of one-half completed). In the meantime, let's take a look at the game I'm posting about today.

I know there are other AGS games that are larger and more impressive than this one, but I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the single biggest game I've ever made (or will ever make). There are at least a few hours of gameplay here, and an additional hour or two if you unlock all the hidden sub-plots. It tells the story of what Noriko was up to while Prick and Harry were off doing their part to save the city of Arcology 19 during chapter three (the one released in 2011). Let's talk about some specific details. This thing has...

4,374 sprites
763 rooms
125 inventory items
67 dialog trees (I didn't count how many actual dialog options there are)
3 top-down driving / flying arcade sequences,
4 platformer levels
1 optional maze
2 QTEs (gosh, I hope those are still in fashion!)
8 hidden object puzzles
3 kisekae dolls (terribly retro, but quite fun to make, as it turns out)
16 miscellaneous mini-games (sliding tiles, spot the difference, etc.)
Numerous animated cutscenes
Excessive flashbacks
Two dozen unlockable storylets (a term I stole from Fallen London)
A "Director's Cut" toggle that enables even more dialog and cutscenes
Importable campaign codes that allow you to carry on sub-plots from previous chapters
And a complete, deeply hidden bonus adventure game, "The Case of the Classy Chassis," (if you can figure out to unlock it) packed with its own puzzles, inventory, NPCs, and all the stuff you expect from a Barn Runner game, starring Prick Peckard himself as the playable character.


(And some risqué content too. Appropriate because Noriko is French!)

Gosh! So much content you'd think it took me years and years to make!

Why not download it and validate my efforts just a little bit? :=

DOWNLOAD THE GAME HERE
115 Mb download
583 Mb installed
Made with AGS 3.5.1**


(As always, all the arcade and maze bits are optional. You are under no obligation to appreciate the hours and hours and hours I spent crafting them.) :wink:

And a big "thank you" to Frodo, for patiently testing one release candidate after another for the past year or so. Real life was coming at her fast too, but she always found time to look for bugs. I appreciate it! And also my deepest thanks to all the AGSers here who helped me out with technical questions or just general encouragement over these past twenty years. Some of them are still with us. Some of them are gone. I'm still grateful to them, and to each and every one of you. This place is still the best little community on the internet!



EDIT: Updated to version 1.1 to fix a nasty bug that Creamy found.  :embarrassed:

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  * On and off, of course. Not fifteen years of non-stop development.
** The oldest parts of this game's code go all the way back to my early days using AGS 2.56d. This thing has been upconverted to newer versions of Adventure Game Studio so many times that I'm not entirely sure it wouldn't qualify as some sort of undead creature by this point. Keep it away from holy water just in case. :cool:
#2
TALES FROM A FORGOTTEN TAVERN



Dark Ages of EverCraft was the most popular MMORPG of its day. But that day was more than twenty years ago. It has long been eclipsed by other, newer, more popular games. Now the once teeming masses of its online population of players has dwindled down to almost nothing. No NPC in the game has seen a true "newbie" for years uncounted. But this evening, on the last remaining server still providing access to the old game, a level one character has stumbled out of the Newbie Garden, battered and exhausted, seeking a place to rest in a forgotten tavern on an untraveled road.

What awaits her inside?


DOWNLOAD AND FIND OUT!


This game was made for MAGS, July 2023. Theme: last One. Chosen by: 4KbShort.


I'll be honest, this MAGS theme really inspired me. I can't remember the last time I was so excited to work on a MAGS game. For about three years (1999 - 2002), I spent way too much time in Everquest. It's the only MMORPG I've ever played, but I enjoyed the hell out of it back in the day. This game is my gushing tribute to my gaming experiences during a time when I was much younger and a lot more carefree. It's packed with references to the world of the late 90s / early 2000s. It's probably safe to say that many of the jokes in this game will fly right over the head of a lot of the younger AGSers.


Fun Fact: When I finally quit Everquest (just as the Planes of Power expansion pack was coming out), I decided I'd make better use of my free time making my own games instead. Within a year, I had discovered AGS (version 2.56d) and made my first Barn Runner game.
#3
I changed my avatar to my santa cow for the holidays with no problem. Now that I'm trying to change it back to my regular cow, I'm suddenly getting the message "HTML tags are not allowed." Literally the only thing I'm changing about the link for the image is the name of the file. Every other part of the url is the same.

Anyone know what might be going on?
#4
Backbacon Games Proudly Presents
DARKNESS AND DENIM




Canada. 1992.
A mythological monster has begun to terrorize the residents of an ancient forest. In desperation, they turn to a stranger for help. Can he defeat the monster? Will he find enough spare change to afford gas for his truck? Will he ever change his mullet for a more modern hairstyle?

Download and find out!




Made for MAGS, October 2022. Theme: Modern-day Mythology.
Thanks to kconan for playtesting.  :cheesy:
#5
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After not making an AGS game for eight years or so, I've suddenly made an AGS game!

It began life as a MAGS game a few months back, but during this long lockdown, it turned into something much larger.  :=

BARN RUNNER:
PUCKER FACTOR

Dr. Noriko is in the mood for love, and she's set her sights on one of the most eligible bachelors in the city. Help her navigate the minefield that is a first date by choosing the right conversational tone, picking the right conversation topics to hold his interest, impressing him with her flying skills, and tricking him into committing an act of piracy with her.

This game is part arcade game, part puzzle game, and part dating sim. Unusual, sure, but we're all locked inside our homes and the walls are closing in, so what better way to stave off madness during this apocalypse than by helping tiny, fictional pixel people find love in an uncertain world?



Pictured: High flying action!


Pictured: Adventures in the darkness while wearing high heels!


Pictured: Slow-roasting, vent-crawling fun!

FEEL THE LOVE! DOWNLOAD HERE!

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As promised, here's the deluxe "AGS Awards Edition" of Pucker Factor.

New features include:


Several new puzzles


Several new endings!


Achievements! (Quite popular with the kids today)

DOWNLOAD HERE
* This is a patch that upgrades the previous version of the game, so make sure you have that installed first.

Thanks for the votes, AGS Community!  :kiss:

#6
After several years of not finishing an AGS MAGS game, I am proud to somehow find myself presenting a finished product!


BARN RUNNER: PUCKER FACTOR

For those of you not familiar with the term, "pucker factor" is aviation slang for how scary something is. And for Dr. Noriko, her decision to pursue a younger man* while also trying (at great personal risk**) to recover an item she lost, that term can be read in more than one way.

My first completed Barn Runner game since 2012, this is part of the larger Barn Runner series that has been ongoing since late 2003. For the continuity hungry among you, it takes place a couple of months before The Forever Friday, part 1.

Part flight sim, part dating sim, Pucker Factor will hopefully entertain you through these long days locked inside our apartments.

Download and enjoy! (and vote!)

http://www.barnrunner.com/games/BR_MAGS_2.zip



MOAR SCREENSHOTS!!1!
Arcade-y Action!

Talky Action!

Thanks to kconan for play testing and spell checking!  :smiley:

A larger version of the game will be posted after MAGS is over (and I've finished the new art).
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* If she fails in her attempt to seduce him, she might die of embarrassment!  (Theme appropriate!)
** She might crash her aircraft and die (double theme appropriateness!!)
#7
The Rumpus Room / I'm back. What did I miss?
Sun 19/08/2018 15:03:06
Hello again, AGS community!

After an unscheduled crime spree alien abduction walkabout vacation I've returned to this, my favorite corner of the web. How has everyone been? I've missed you guys a lot and I'm glad to be back.

So what happened while I was away? What the hot goss? What's being whispered around the big blue water cooler? Were there any secret affairs? Power struggles? Doomed romances? Bake sales? What sort of mysteries and/or scandals have I missed while I was away from these halls of power and creativity?

Dish! I need details! :=

Ponch
#8
One of my favorite reviewers on the tubes has reviewed Technobabylon. Hopefully this higher profile will help it to finally win an AGS Award. :=

http://www.sfdebris.com/videos/games/technobabylon.php
#9


Write a story in which something is broke or broken. It could be anything, a physical item or an abstract concept, just so long as it doesn't work the way it's supposed to. I leave it to you to decide, but you've only got until February 12 to break out your typewriters or quill pens and dazzle us with your words.

Extra double special bonus: There will be trophies! :=
#10
Sharpen those pencils and open your notebooks, it's time for the new
FORTNIGHTLY WRITING CONTEST
And this time around the theme is...

SCARCITY

Times are tough all over, and nowhere are people working harder to make do with less than in your story.

Spin me a yarn about characters facing hardships with less than they need to get through it comfortably. They can be lacking any number of things: money, moral support, blood, breathable air, clean socks, or whatever you can think of.

Deadline is June 22. First come, first served. Don't be late. Doors to the FWC soup kitchen / flop house will close at midnight that night, and no other hobo authors in search of work will be let in after that.

Once all submissions are in, I'll give you guys a few days to vote -- but because we're all getting by with less, each of you can only manage to spare a single vote. So make that one vote count! Sure, I know we've all become spoiled with our abundance of votes in the last year or two, but those lush salad days are over. You only get one vote to cast, just like it was back in the old days of this competition, when penny candy cost a nickel and we had to walk to school in ten feet of snow and it was uphill both ways. So save that one vote for the one person you think is most deserving.

It'll be fun, trust me!

Submissions will be judged by the usual criteria and trophies might be handed out, provided that I can cobble something together in this economic malaise. Who wants a store bought trophy anyway? Nothing says love like a homemade gift! :cheesy:
#11
So there you were, just sitting at your favorite sidewalk cafe, sipping an espresso from a mug of the finest, bluest china. Then suddenly there was the screech of tires, the blare of a horn, a flash of chrome, a glimpse of tacky wood paneling! Mag wheels! Brown paint turtle waxed to a high shine! So many tinted windows! Fuzzy dice hanging from a rear view mirror! A "shit happens" bumper sticker! Espresso squirted from your nose! Finest, bluest china shattered on the concrete! Your chair tipped over! You found yourself on your back, looking up at the sun! There was the unmistakable smell of unleaded gasoline and the aroma of undeserved smugness in the air... and a faint whiff of cow flatulence.

Laying next to you on the sidewalk is a small package, wrapped in brightly colored paper with a big, gaudy bow. A tag taped clumsily to the package bears your name in a childish scrawl drawn with the thick swipes of a purple magic marker.

Do you open the package?

NO:
Spoiler
A safe decision. Risk taking is for reckless fools, the sort of people who live exciting lives filled with thrills, danger, and many attractive sexual partners. Wisely you have avoided all of that by choosing to go back to your apartment and never leave it again. You are sure to live a long, boring life surrounded by cats and houseplants. Well done, friend. Well done.
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YES:
Spoiler

That's it! Live on the edge!

Your reward for risking it all and walking on the wild side? The deluxiest version of an OROW game ever, of course

FLOPHOUSE HIJINKS - SUPER SWANKY EDITION

Brought to you by ¡MiteWiseacreLives!, ¿Kconan?, and ©Ponch®

This game somehow won OROW (I can only assume massive voter fraud was involved) and is now available in a bloated spiffy extended version that is totally worth your time to download and play again! I promise!

This version includes:
• More (too much?) dialog!
• More animations!
• Full voice acting!
• Blistering guitar solos!
• Gratuitous nudity!
• Fewer bugs and crashes than ever before!
• Cutting edge Left/Right click interface! Taste the future!
• Hours of fun game play!
• Winner of "Best Game" - One Room One Week 2015 (Thanks for taking the bribe, Bulba mysterious benefactor! :kiss: )
• Made in Canada!


Don't delay! Download your copy now! and experience the escapist fun of worrying about money and trying to keep a roof over your head. It's a great way to distract yourself from your real life problems!

Thanks again to everyone who voted for us! :cheesy:
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#12
From The Frozen Wastes To The North Comes...
2034 A.C. (After Canada) II

The adventures of Paige Rowsdower, Royal Canadian Mountie, continue in this second installment of the AGS Award Nominated game series. Thrill to remarkably polite excitement as Paige and her fellow mounties maintain law and order in a world gone to heck. You'll never find an apocalypse so well-behaved!

Car chases! Errant snowballs! Donuts! Recycling! Syrup Stains! Mutants! Assless chaps! Hobos! Goldfish! This game has it all, buddy!


DOWNLOAD HERE
31.4 Mbs

Thanks to Akumayo, Anian, Baron, Ben304, Doc Savage, Frodo, Ghost, HandsFree, Intense Degree, Kconan, SSH, Strazer, SupSuper, and Tzachs for all their help!

Note: This game was originally part of the AGS Bake Sale 2. Thanks to everyone who supported our fundraiser to keep the AGS server going for another couple of years.  :kiss:
#13
BackBacon Games Is Proud To Present

2034 A.C. II (After Canada)



With only a week left before the end of Bake Sale 2, it' s time to pimp my game! :=

Yes, I know I should have started this thread before now, but I was in a motorcycle wreck just a few days before Bake Sale II kicked off. I got banged up pretty badly. My motorcycle was totaled and various bits of me were broken, pulled, dislocated, or sprained. I've bee tripping on painkillers for the last couple of weeks and haven't been around the forums very much. So big thanks to the other bakers for picking up the slack and keeping the fundraiser running smoothly while I lay around the house and slept too much.

But you wanted to read about the game, right? Of course, you do! So here's the scoop, eh? This game is the direct sequel to my original MAGS game, released in January of last year. Learn more about that game HERE. This new game takes place a few months after the first one, as the world continues to collapse into chaos and disorder. I'd say more, but I don't want to give away the incredibly awesome obvious clever twists.

Features:

* Exciting Driving Sequences!
* Assless Chaps!
* Pixelated Corporate Logos!
* Goldfish!
* Lo-Res Partial Nudity
* French Lessons!
* Multiple Inventory Containers!
* Oodles and Oodles of Dialog and Interactions!
* Shameless Use of Jelly Donut Filling for Semi-Erotic Purposes!
* Music by Ben304, HandsFree, and Intense Degree!
* Menu Art by Anian!
* 2 Hours of Gameplay! (more or less)
* Unfiltered Canadian-ness

This game is part of the AGS Bake Sale II bundle. Get over there and purchase a copy, won't you? It's for a good cause: The AGS Community! :cheesy:

Download Now!


UPDATE:
If you downloaded your game before May 8th, you might need to apply this patch to fix a weird bug that could lock up the game.
http://www.barnrunner.com/patches/2034ACII-Hotfix.zip
If you purchased the game after the 8th of May, then your copy is already patched.
#14
Just when you least expected it...


(Clockwise from top left: 2034 A.C. II by Ponch, Beer! by Radiant, That Damn Dog by Tzachs, and Blue Lobe Inc. by Baron)


Last time around, we raised money for Child's Play, a very worthy charity. This time around, we're raising money for another good cause: Ourselves. We all use this corner of the web to hang out, chat, find games to play, keep our shared universes of RON and OSD alive, and host our files. And unless your name is Chris Jones or Peder Johnson, then you're getting all this goodness for free. So this time we're hoping to raise a little money to help pay for the AGS server bill.

The bundle is on a "pay what you like" basis, so dig as deep (or as shallow) as you think you need to [minimum payment is 1 dollar -- we have to let the bank squeeze a little blood out of us, sorry]. You'll be getting four great games for one low price. And if you kick in a little extra, anything over the average amount, you'll get access to a nice 'goodies' bundle packed with wallpapers, soundtracks, concept art, and more. It's a win/win. You get four great games and Peder will finally be able to buy the cleaning supplies he needs to wipe off all the old, stale beer and urine that CJ spilled all over the AGS server back when it was still sitting in his flat (on the floor next to his toilet, or so the rumor goes).

We're doing this for you, AGS Community. Help us help you! Let's raise the money we need to help Peder clean the server. With your help, our little corner of the web can be just a little less sticky than it used to be. :=

CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT US!
Bake Sale II runs from May 4th to May 31, 2014. So don't delay!

UPDATE: THE SALE HAS ENDED
TOTAL RAISED: $1025.59
BUNDLES SOLD: 66
AVERAGE PURCHASE: $15.54

TOP DONOR: Darth Mandarb
RUNNER UP: LimpingFish

Thanks to all of you who supported us and helped to keep the lights on around here for the next few years. You guys and gals are awesome! :cheesy:

UPDATE: BY POPULAR DEMAND, THE BAKE SALE IS BACK ON FOR ONE WEEK
CLICK HERE TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS SECOND CHANCE!
Bake Sale II: The Leftovers runs from June 9th to June 15th, 2014. So don't delay!


UPDATE: THE SECOND HELPING SALE HAS ENDED
TOTAL RAISED: $1121.48
BUNDLES SOLD: 73
AVERAGE PURCHASE: $15.36

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
#15
The greatest web browser game ever? Yes. :cheesy:

http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/
#16
The annual mad scientist Halloween party is over and you stagger back to your laboratory missing your pants and smelling of stale beer. But as you are tidying up, you notice that something has grown in a Petri dish while you were away. You peer through the microscope... but what do you see?



You are allowed to rotate or flip the shape. There is no color limit. You've got two weeks to show us what you found in your lab. Of course there will be trophies. :cheesy:
#17
Oceanspirit Dennis In:
SWEET REVENGE!

Oceanspirit Dennis returns (twice in one day, it would seem) to face his greatest enemy yet! Are you man (or woman) enough to help Dennis fight his way to victory and unravel this latest mystery? Of course you are!

So download now!

I'd tell you more about this game, but I've been on the highway all day and I'm really tired!! What are you waiting for! Play it so I can finally get some sleep!!!!! :=
#18

Everyone knows that E. L. James became famous when she adapted her poorly written Twilight fan-fiction into a best-selling poorly-written novel. So here's your chance to take your first step on the Road To RichesTM with your own shoddily-crafted tale of AGS fanfic!

Choose a character or two from your favorite AGS game (or more -- mashups area allowed) and "craft" a piece of fiction around them. Funny, sexy, sad, or informative -- the style and tone are yours to choose. But it must be set in the world of an AGS game and/or star an AGS player character or NPC. But please remember that this is a family friendly forum, so don't get all creepy and explicit like inexplicably best-selling author E. L. James did. Keep it clean, people. :wink:

The competition runs from February 6th through the 19th. Voting will occur from the 20th to the 22nd. Trophies will be awarded once the winners have been determined.

Let the magic commence!  :=


Larry Vales is (c) Phil Reed. Elodie Major is (c) Ben Chandler. They are used here only for educational purposes.
#19
Just in time to win your hearts (and win MAGS) comes...

2034 A.C. (After Canada)


This MAGS game follows the adventures of Paige Rowsdower, the newest member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police as she tries to maintain law and order in a world that is collapsing into chaos and anarchy. Of course, since this game is set in Canada, the apocalypse is very well-mannered and polite.

Thanks to the tireless efforts of Baron and Ryan Timothy, I am 100% confident that this game represents Canada perfectly, right down the smallest detail. My thanks go out to them for filling me in on all the subtleties of life in The Great White North. Thanks also to Ghost, who pitched in with some last minute playtesting after Baron's little boy came down with a bad case of moose flu. Since Ghost is German, I can only assume he was even more baffled by Canada than I was before Ryan and Baron held my hand and walked me through the cultural snowdrifts that divided our great nations.

Jokes, donuts, beer, hockey, and snow. It's as close as you can get to being in Canada without actually going there! Beauty, eh?

Download now, eh?
#20

Happy Holiday Of Your Choice, AGS Community!

Yes, it's time for another Fortnightly Writing Contest. The theme this time around is seasonally appropriate: Holiday Hijinks!

One fortnight from now, it will be Christmas Eve, the night before my favorite day of the year. The day Santa visits all the good boys and girls (but not Dualnames... never Dualnames := ) and leaves presents under their trees and reindeer poop all over their rooftops.

You have two weeks to write a story / shape poem / erotic haiku about Christmas, Santa, Frosty, Hannukah, Eid, Festivus, Kwanza, Yule, or Winter Solstice (threw in those last two in case you're a godless heathen and not a good, Santa-fearing believer like me ;) ). Just so long as your story has a nice, seasonal feel to it, it can be anything you like. Comedy, drama, horror, BDSM instructional manual, recipe book, etcetera. Just make it winter-y and holiday-y, and have it in before I put out the milk and cookies (beer and pizza) for Santa the night before Christmas.

I look forward to spending my Christmas morning reading your stories.  :cheesy:

(And of course there will be presents for the winners)

UPDATE: Now with trophies! (thanks, Tabata!)  ;-D
                                
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