The Ban Thread

[Snarky]

Anyone who replies to this thread will be temporarily banned from the AGS Forums (for... oh, let's say 1 day, unless otherwise specified).
While banned, your account is effectively suspended: you won't be able to post, read the forums while logged in, or receive PMs.

You know you can't help yourself... Go on, do it! I dare you!

[CaptainD]

Wut?!

[Done! â€"Snarky]

[Crimson Wizard]

Yes, I want to take a break from forums .

[Done! â€"Snarky]

[WHAM]

Well, I haven't ever been banned from the AGS forums as far as I recall, so let's consider this.
One one hand being banned might just get me to stop refreshing the forum constantly so that would save energy and time and possibly the whole planet, but then what will I do with my life? Stare at a wall? Hmm, on second thought I might not want to ge baaAAAAAIIEEEEE~!!!

[Done! â€"Snarky]

[selmiak]

*Puts on safetygoggles*

Let's do this!

[See you on the other side! â€"Snarky]

[Stupot]

This could be great for productivity.

[Don't let us down! â€"Snarky]

[nihilyst]

You don't have the guts to ban me.

[All I ever needed was an excuse! â€"Snarky]

[Kastchey]

Dave made me do it.


[Excuses, excuses!]

[Retro Wolf]

I haven't written a line of code since the 31st May, PUNISH ME!!!

[We have such sights to show you! ... The first to have taken the trip to banland should be returning right about now. Maybe they have some exciting testimony about it?]

[[delete}]

I tend to ragequit with deleting everything... Been trying for over a decade now, but no - just cannot control it... Maybe the ancient Chinese ban therapy can cure this annoying habit?

[[delete}]

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[gameboy]

I posted an NSFW image. I should be banned now. Thanks.

[To the banister with you!]

[Creamy]

Go on, do it! I dare you!

At first I was tempted to try it but then I chickened out.

[Mmm! Creamy chicken!]

[Baron]

Snarky, you flatulent son of a-

[Just for that you're getting an "extra" 12 hours! (That's 24 hours from now.)]

[Ryan Timothy B]

I pressed the button and it did nothing!

[Do not question Big Red Button]

[Ponch]

No! Not Ryan Timoothy! He's too pretty to survive prison! Take me instead!!

[Why not both?]

[Baron]

No, Ponch!  Don't do it!  I mean ....shit!  I posted again!

[Let's define "sucker for punishment"...]

[Mouth for war]

Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, I have some powerful fr...Ahh who am i kidding? I'm a game maker, I don't have any friends!

[Friends do not let friends post to The Forbidden Thread.]

[Ponch]

Well, prison was tough. I had to join a gang to keep my virtue. I had to do a lot of things in there, to be honest. Do I regret shanking Creamy in the shower on the orders of gameboy (who I'm pretty sure was acting on the orders of Tzachs, who is running their criminal syndicate from outside the prison)? Sure. Do I regret selling Ryan Timoothy to Stupot for a carton of smokes? Yes. But you do what you have to do to survive in there.

[What, I gotta deal with recidivism as well?]

[Ryan Timothy B]

Was I banned? I don't know. I somehow skipped a day and didn't even check the forums. Did banning me make me miss a day in my life or something? Thank-you Ponch for trying to catch the bullet for me but next time sell me for at least two cartons because I'm worth more than one piddly carton.

[Let's see if you notice this.]