Your best catch phrases...

[Joseph DiPerla]

Here are some of mine:

I'm taken off, lata.

Asta-lasgna, dont get any on ya.

Make like a fly and ZIP IT!

Theres gonna be only 2 hits, me hitten you and the ambulance hittin 90!

Whatta you got some sorta deathwish?

Telling the person on the left: raise,and  Extend your right hand, then slap the person to the right of you.

IF ya SMELLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALLALALALLALALA what the rock... Oh I am sorry, I dont say that.

Joey

[edmundito]

"I don't believe a caught your name."

If you're wearing a top hat and a tuxedo, you get +5 of suaveness.

[cornjob]

This is good stuff. Enjoy.

(I don't expect anyone to know where it came from. It's a local advertising slogan.)

[Butcher]

My most common phrase?

"she swore to me she was 18 , officer!"

[Spyros]

"He swore to me he would wear his pants, officer"

[eVOLVE]

"yes, yes, swear to me officer!"

[remixor]

"WHA' HAPPENED??"
That's a catchphrase from the current film A Mighty Wind.  It's a great movie.  If you enjoyed Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, or Best in Show, you'll enjoy this.  It's kind of like Spinal Tap with folk music but with a lot more musicians--and Guest, McKean and Shearer join up again as a trio.

I don't think I personally have any real catchrases myself, though.  If I think of any I'll put them here.

[TerranRich]

Some phrases my friend and I use a lot...

"Whaaaaat?? That sounds gaaay!!" (original)
"Hey now!" (from Howard Stern)
"Watch me now..." (a friend of ours, Messias,  used to say that)
"I'm just tellin' ya!" (from a local radio station, a sound bite they used to play)



Also...

"What'd you DO?" (from "Tommy Boy")
"Aww, man, the line's busted!" (from Sprite commercial in late 90's)
"The building is going down!" (original)

[Evil]

"Jeez, grab my tits!... No, that was me asking..."
"Hear no evil, speak no evil, DO EVIL!"
"[Insert Name], man, they should be shot."
And as for my favorite pickup line...
"Ma'am that dress is very becoming on you, and if I was on ya, I'd be cumming too."

Evil, over and out...  

[Trapezoid]

These are all very wonderful catchphrases...




FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

[MillsJROSS]

Hello
How's the Weather?
The book is in the library
You look nice
I agree.
I disagree.
Goodbye

-MillsJROSS

[Joseph DiPerla]

Glad you like um Trap

Milk, thats some good stuff

[Robert Eric]

"But I'm NOT gay!"

[Renal Shutdown]

"Eh?"
"Pass the Urangutan"
"What the f*ck" (for disgust, confusion and enthuasium)
"Hugs, Iqu"

and from several years ago, apparently:
"Bloody hell, I've spilt my beer"

Hugs
Iqu

[Sasha@school]

"We're looking for the nuclear vessels" (star trek)
"Muhaha"
"Excelent, excelent" (the simpsons)
"If your face wasn't so ugly I would slap you"

[Squinky]

These are all very wonderful catchphrases...




FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

Rock on Trap.....Gotta love the Triumph...

[Quickstrike]

"I'm not crazy, just everybody else is sane!"
If Karl Marx made Communisim a softdrink:
"Communisim never tasted so GOOD!"

[BruisedWeasel]

....

[BOYD1981]

"i just realised something, you're really ugly" - i'm always saying that to my sister
and recently i keep singing the "hats for clowns" song from weebl & bob, but apart from those i don't really have a catchphrase, i think, although i do usually always leave ... at the end of posts for some reason...

actually, if somebody says something like "i'm having trouble with my ear" or something similar about hearing i'll usually say "half past 4" or "no thanks, i've just had one" or something similarly stupid, and if somebody messes a sentence up i'll go "that's easy for you to say" which is from Cactus Jack, but they're not really catchphrases...

[Andail]

In Poland, me and goldmund had a few catchphrases.

One was "Guys, I'm still in the cave", which had a remarkably wide field of application; especially when we visited the salt-mines near Krakow. The phrase is from the Aaron's epic journey-thread, where almost half the posts were from people who had got stuck in that blessed cave.
Another phrase was "I mean, Jaa", where the "jaa" has the swedish (or the fargo) way of pronouncing it. We said it every time we had to explain something and couldn't find the words.
Another phrase was something about bushfires. I can't remember.

Oh boy, you'll hear these a lot at Mittens.

[Matt Brown]

mine

panda?

I just got dumber

ahhh....zimbabwe.

TTRRROOOGGGDDOOOORR

[DragonRose]

"No. Wait, let me think about it.... No!"
This must be said in my absolute sweetest voice.

"Just for your information, I rock."

"France!" Or, if I'm feeling really weird, "Mars!"
In response to "where is it/he/she?"