The Plot Thickens!!!

Ponch · Mon 10/10/2011 02:26:38

Quote from: Darth Mandarb on Mon 10/10/2011 01:12:18
I would never talk about any secret society that might (but doesn't) exist even if I did know about it (which I don't).

Your secret (if it exists, which it doesn't) would be safe with me even if it were (which it isn't) necessary.

Good man. That's exactly the right thing to do (unless it isn't. I'm getting confused to be honest).

ThreeOhFour · Mon 10/10/2011 07:21:21

A secret society within our own AGS community? Please.

It saddens me to see a publication that I respected so much stoop to such low "journalism" as the conspiracy theory rubbish we see here. To then further insult its readership by supporting this nonsense by printing "photographs" of these accused which, let's be honest, have been censored to the point where they are completely unrecognizable is appalling.

That a once informative, entertaining source of news as AGS Today has apparently been overtaken by muckrakers is most unfortunate - were it not for the continued high standard of the features on the third page, I'm saddened to admit that I'd stop reading completely.

A concerned reader.

cat · Mon 10/10/2011 09:12:22

I'm almost sure this is about Prince Michael and the Absent Twelve. Are they going to gather on Saltee Island and decide something secret?

Ponch · Mon 10/10/2011 18:32:24

Ben: I agree. AGS Today has lost a step. I can only assume it's due to the internet (which apparently Oceanspirit Dennis only wounded instead of killing it). But so long as they have page three, I'll continue to keep my subscription current. 8)

Cat: Thanks for sending me to the googles. I had never heard of Michael and the absent twelve fishermen. Neat!

tzachs · Mon 10/10/2011 19:04:38

Actually, I believe cat is referring to another rumor that was running about here, regarding another secret society of AGSers that is unrelated to the bakers dozen.
I am quite confident these are two completely different societies with different goals in mind, though there might be some overlap in its members (or actually not, since both societies do not really exist).

LimpingFish · Mon 10/10/2011 19:22:42

Quote from: cat on Mon 10/10/2011 09:12:22
I'm almost sure this is about Prince Michael and the Absent Twelve. Are they going to gather on Saltee Island and decide something secret?

Yes! I mean...Who? What?

...

Umm...there's nobody here but us puffins. Â¬Â¬

Tabata · Mon 10/10/2011 20:21:42

â€žHey!â€œ

... psssst ...

â€žI noticed some rumours that came along and want to share, but the good, decent folk of the AGS Community, who have much better things to do with their time might not want to read it!?â€œ

Spoiler

... [wisper] ... The daughter of my father's wife saw, that someone was catched who has been kept for the searched sexy dancing thirteenth member (of the non existing group) and now they start the interrogation. ... [/wisper] ... :-o ...

[close]

WHAM · Mon 10/10/2011 20:26:28

What madness?

It would seem that a photograph of me, or a variation thereof, has been used in creating one of the fraudulent mock-ups on the cover of this rag! I am extremely offended by the insinuation that I might be somehow connected to this alledged group of outlaws! HUMBUG!

Ponch · Tue 11/10/2011 01:08:21

Quote from: WHAM on Mon 10/10/2011 20:26:28
What madness? It would seem that a photograph of me, or a variation thereof, has been used in creating one of the fraudulent mock-ups on the cover of this rag!

I'm looking, but I don't see it. Top row, the one to the left of the chicken, right? It sort of looks like your avatar, WHAM. But yours has an antenna. And that one clearly does not. I think you're making too much out of this (if there's anything to make out of it at all (which there clearly isn't)).

WHAM · Tue 11/10/2011 09:47:54

Whatever the case might be, I feel that publishing any images of persons, no matter how censored or altered, always carries a risk of false identification and persecution. How woulld YOU feel if YOU were falsely accused of being a part of this sexy-leather clad-outlaw group of misfits, that most likely is just a blatant fabrication and a figment of imagination born out of wild accusations and speculation? I demand that if a group of this type exists, it must be forced to identify itself and its members by the end of the week or severe legal action might have to be taken to ensure no false accusations or identifications are made in this matter!

The truth must be laid bare for all men and women and forumites to see! Who is with me!?

Snake · Tue 11/10/2011 17:21:01

Quote from: WHAM on Tue 11/10/2011 09:47:54
The truth must be laid bare for all men and women and forumites to see! Who is with me!?

Atelier · Tue 11/10/2011 17:36:00

Quote from: Ponch on Sun 09/10/2011 02:02:37
(And I'm sure that any members of this Secret Society will NOT give away any details regarding their incredibly exciting and sexy plans either in forum posts or PMs to anyone not in the inner circle, such is their dedication to the AGS Secret Society, if it even exists (which I'm certain it does not)).

Here we go Ponch. You forgot to close the first parenthesis and it made my skin crawl. I'll probably become an insomniac and need counseling for the rest of my life. No worries though.

cat · Tue 11/10/2011 17:44:21

http://www.xkcd.com/859/

Ponch · Tue 11/10/2011 19:22:45

Wow! There really is an xkcd comic for every occasion! (It's pretty remarkable when you stop to think about it

Atelier · Tue 11/10/2011 20:42:58

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Ponch · Wed 12/10/2011 02:54:36

Quote from: Atelier on Tue 11/10/2011 20:42:58
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Upset about this whole "Secret Society" thing I see. (I don't blame you. (To be honest, I'm a little aghast at the whole thing too. [But let's keep that between us, okay? {No sense feeding the trolls, right? <