So, where did you learn your skills?

[Wonkyth]

Same here, actually, about the maths.
I'm not very good at maths unless I can see a use for it in programming, or more specifically game mechanics.
If so, I study it until I understand it enough to use it in a practical situation.

[Peder 🚀]

By having equipment infront me free to play with!

[Calin Leafshade]

Hmm I'm not sure if I have anything that could be considered a 'skill'.

But if I do then it didnt arise from formal training.

Except Grade 4 in clarinet! BOOYAH!

[Atelier]

Well, after taking the red pill from some sketchy guy in shades, I woke up in a reality greater than anything you plugged-in humans can imagine. I then spent many years on an awesome ship called the Nebuchadnezzar, which had laser guns and everything. I took an apprenticeship with Cypher, who taught me to read the Matrix, but after he betrayed my best friend Morpheus to Agent Smith (another sketchy dude in shades), I took to the road with a chic called Trinity. She was perfect but it never came to anything, because she had the eye for Neo... just because he was The One =(

So I entered the matrix with Neo and we had this awesome fight, while Trinity was watching over our twitching bodies back on the Nebuchadnezzar. I landed blows that could tear holes in the time-space continuum, but Neo got hold of this pole (which you can see wobbling on Bonus disk 2) and started doing crazy martial arts on my arse. Then Agent Smith turned up and started replicating himself like horny bunnies until Neo was swamped! I knew we'd never be free without The One to save us, so I found the nearest telephone and warped back to the Nebuchadnezzar. I had to reprogram the Matrix so Agent Smith's int Strength equalled 0!

Suffice to say I failed so that's why none of us are unplugged.