Brittens 2008, version two - 21-28 July

Creed Malay · Mon 28/07/2008 09:20:40

It's all OVAR!
Scotch, Disco and me are about to leave AGA's on a Death-Hike. We shall be living in the wilds and on our wits, and will not return to civilization for several days, if at all!
Goodbyes!

Davy

edit - also, post the multi-lingual cheese song, Berian!

SSH · Mon 28/07/2008 10:40:01

Perhaps the child was thinking of this pirate:

Privateer Puddin' · Mon 28/07/2008 14:12:12

I have returned! Photos somewhen today. Not very good ones mind.

http://custardsclutter.com/brittens08 PHOTOS!

Andail · Mon 28/07/2008 22:07:12

Nice photos!
CJ looks slightly more manly than I'm used to seeing him. Then again, Scotch has turned slightly more girly, so it evens out.

Pumaman · Mon 28/07/2008 23:06:34

I am also back! Photos of misery and doom are here:
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/brittens2008/

I'll post the video of Creed trying to book Timmy Mallet later.

QuoteCJ looks slightly more manly than I'm used to seeing him

There, at least one person appreciates my extremely manly and not-at-all-girly sunglasses!

And yes, AGA you must post La Fromage.

AGA · Mon 28/07/2008 23:52:58

I want to run it by Creed first to work out what order stuff is meant to be in. So as soon as he's back from le walk and online again, I'll post it.

Disco · Tue 29/07/2008 16:19:22

Our Wales walk is not quite going according to plan. See the weather decided to go from perfect to heavy rains right when we were meant to set out. We spent last night in a pine forest just outside Cwmbran as a test, but the rains found us.

We are now back at scotch's and are making dinner somewhere between Sweeney Todd and Fight Club

tonight looks like we might be staying in as well. Hopefully we might get another chance tomorrow to have one last night of camping :/

Creed Malay · Tue 29/07/2008 16:27:46

Yes, the gods, dirty tackholes that they are, decided to snatch away the lovely weather and replace it with rainstorms and hurricannoes just when we need them the least. The bastards. But still, the call off of the walk means I get to meet the ten-thousand cats that live in Scotch's back garden.
AGA, PM me Le Fromage and I'll order it all up for you! We need some thing to while away the hours between rain storms.
And speaking to Timmy Mallets agent on the phone was one of the highlights of the week. I really thought we were going to get him booked for a while, they sounded so keen...

magintz · Tue 29/07/2008 17:41:02

PHOTOS!

http://www.sanslife.com/gallery.php?gallery=brittens_08

Bask in the Welshy goodness!

BASK!!!

edit: I seem to be having some problems with my server. If you can't get my photos let me know and I'll see if I can find out what is going on. I'm hoping it will resolve itself shortly.

Creed Malay · Tue 29/07/2008 18:15:39

MULTI-LINGUAL-CHEESE-RAP!

FranÃ§ais uber alles,
Merde de la jambon,
Boulengerie, fromagerie,
Fromage es tu bonbon!

Without cheese I am forsaken,
Nothing but ham I see.
Achtung, schwanz verglaiken!
Miksi? Chat venir ici!

Je suis fromage,
Tu es fromage,
Brie mon derriere!
Besame el fromage,
Le buere homage!
Ich hasse Angleterre!

Avez-vous une fromage soeur?
Votre maman es un puta?
Avez-vous un fromage frere?
PÃ¨re est un fromage filouta!

Mon dieu, donde esta mi queso?!
Without cheese I'm just a man,
Qui mange tous les fromages?
Achtung! J'ai vingt-sept ans!

Avant le fromage,
Apree le fromage,
Brie mon derriere!
Sur le fromage,
Au de la du fromage,
Ich leibre Angleterre!

Sacre bleu! Fromagekopf je suis,
Ceria que fromage est mort,
Mais le brie est ici je c'est,
Est la Caerphilly que j'adore.

Avez-vous un boucherie?
Je suis un fromage pieu
Maldita queso, blehmahkaus,
Ich bin fromage; What are you?

Twenty-Five bonus points to anyone who translates it, and Seventy-Five to anyone who records themselves performing it.
(Multi-Lingual-Cheese-Rap is copywrite every-one-who-attended-brittens-'08, so ner.)

magintz · Tue 29/07/2008 18:38:05

Vive la Fromage!

Pumaman · Tue 29/07/2008 22:56:23

Je ne voudrais pas fromage.

Also:
Disco moves to the blues beat:
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/brittens2008/SDC10116.AVI

Creed tries to book Timmy Mallett:
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/brittens2008/SDC10121.AVI

Sorry to hear about your water-cress whales guys, hope you manage at least one day of it!

Creed Malay · Tue 29/07/2008 23:29:00

Mallett *was* only eighteen hundered pounds! We could well afford him! ANd we'd only have to pay his travel expenses on top, he could sleep at the chateau. If he gets a lift down in CJ's car, that's not no extra at all!

Also! I have started work on a comic strip called "Chris and Ruby". It will delight all!

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Wed 30/07/2008 08:40:32

I'm not used to seeing CJ with an afro. Clearly, he is at least in part sired by Africans. Or jews. It looks like fun was had by all but AGA, so the usual!

SSH · Wed 30/07/2008 12:08:32

I know Timmy's brother Martin, so maybe I could get you a discount.

Disco · Thu 31/07/2008 12:39:26

Hmm...I could have done without the Bubba Ho-tep $:-\$

Stupot · Thu 31/07/2008 18:22:24

I wanna see more of the Satanic Mystery House.

AGA · Thu 31/07/2008 18:42:52

We visit it pretty much every Brittens. If you want to see it, come next time!

Creed Malay · Sun 10/08/2008 19:35:28

Silly comics I drew at Scotches house during the "Called-Off Walk Across Wales Walk" walk, about CJ and AGA's blind, deaf, incontinent dog, Ruby, using CJ quotes from the quote files of various meets.

Pumaman · Sun 10/08/2008 22:19:50

Hehe great work, though Ruby sitting still for that long is pushing things a bit!!