Do AGS has got content limits?

Haddas · Mon 04/04/2005 20:13:23

What works for me, is to watch muppet show episodes, but imagine all the muppets naked or in very suggestive outfits. However, never think of Yoda. He only impotence brings. Anyway, the muppet show always works for me.

Dave Gilbert · Mon 04/04/2005 20:14:14

Quote from: Haddas on Mon 04/04/2005 20:13:23
What works for me, is to watch muppet show episodes, but imagine all the muppets naked or in very suggestive outfits. However, never think of Yoda. He only impotence brings. Anyway, the muppet show always works for me.

So you've done this before, eh?

En garde! · Mon 04/04/2005 20:29:32

Quote from: Dave Gilbert on Mon 04/04/2005 20:03:56
Funny I should see this thread, since I recently responded to a job ad for a game designer. They are looking to make games to tie into their web site. I didn't realize until after I responded that the website is a puppet porn site, of all things.

So, er, yeah. I might need advise on how to write this kind of thing as well. Not sure how I'd write a porn game, let alone a puppet porn game.

How... how exactly are puppets supposed to...? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

Give me the good old-fashioned "boy- meets - girl - meets - another girl - meets - a donkey - in a pool - of custard - with - midgets" porn anytime.

Hobbes · Mon 04/04/2005 20:55:17

Puppet porn? The possibilities!

What if the Muppets decided to change their names to fit into their new images?

Kermit alone offers a lot of potential!

It's a wonder the Henson company never thought of this...

Eggie · Mon 04/04/2005 22:06:37

The idea of controlling someone with strings has a lot of potential for erotic nastyness. Maybe you could write a puzzle based around that, Dave.

Haddas · Tue 05/04/2005 15:58:19

Quote from: Dave Gilbert on Mon 04/04/2005 20:14:14
Quote from: Haddas on Mon 04/04/2005 20:13:23
What works for me, is to watch muppet show episodes, but imagine all the muppets naked or in very suggestive outfits. However, never think of Yoda. He only impotence brings. Anyway, the muppet show always works for me.

So you've done this before, eh?

I'm not saying I HAVE... but yeah I've done it

GarageGothic · Wed 06/04/2005 16:38:18

Quote from: Pumaman on Mon 04/04/2005 19:05:03
hardcore porn (which in British law means I believe containing an erect penis).

Then Shadowplay is in the clear. Hooray for lesbians!

MillsJROSS · Wed 06/04/2005 17:24:08

See if you can find "Meet the Fleebles", Dave. It's by Peter Jackson and essentially equates to muppets with drugs, sex scandals, and the sort. That may give you some ideas. Expect a very strange movie, if you have a video store that has it.

-MillsJROSS

Grundislav · Wed 06/04/2005 18:50:39

This all reminds me of a terrible joke!

Why can Miss Piggy only count to 68?

Spoiler

Because at 69 she has a frog in her throat!

[close]

HillBilly · Wed 06/04/2005 20:08:41

Quote from: MillsJROSS on Wed 06/04/2005 17:24:08
See if you can find "Meet the Fleebles", Dave. It's by Peter Jackson and essentially equates to muppets with drugs, sex scandals, and the sort. That may give you some ideas. Expect a very strange movie, if you have a video store that has it.

-MillsJROSS

Heh, I got it on DVD. And it's Feebles, by the way.

Hilarious stuff, at some points.

Goldmund · Sat 09/04/2005 16:04:51

I'm waiting and waiting and waiting for an AGS game with risky subject matter.

You don't have a fat stupid boss or a marketing specialist ordering you around and telling you "what kids would buy & parents would like", so make use of that freedom!