Has anyone ever heard of Kyrandia!!!

[Gilbert]

I enjoy every bit of the maze while drawing maps, you know, this is a good old game that you really need to and had good reasons to really draw maps.

[Helm]

qfg1 had a maze??

[TheYak]

Well, maze/funhouse/trial and error bug-filled (VGA ver.) pain in the ass. 

[Helm]

You talking about the warlock room? I agree trial-and-error-doom, but very fun in my opinion, and that doesn't classify as a maze in any way!

There exists no VGA version of Quest for Glory 1. Do not speak such folly ever again. Ever. Again.

[TheYak]

Wait? You're talking about the far superior VGA with claymation and the most ass-kickin' bugs this side of Speilburg QFG1 VGA, right?

[IM NOT TEH SPAM]

If you mean Wizard Whirl(or something similar), that was the best minigame i've ever seen in an adventure game.

The remake of QFG 1 caused nightmares for me.  So many times i just wanted to kill that jester... it used to make me think(scream) "Get out of the way you moron, let me do the damn puzzle!". 

[Helm]

Guys, if you talk to the warlock about elsa, he stops throwing shit at you and lets you do the puzzle in relative peace.

[IM NOT TEH SPAM]

Not when i played it... you had to threaten him somehow to get him to stop... and even then the puzzle was a bitch.  Only in the old one i was able to beat it.

[Pesty]

I think in the non-existant VGA version, you couldn't tell him about Elsa, and also the puzzle was poorly executed because the timing was messed up.

Why anyone plays it ever is a mystery to me. The EGA version is the ultimate in perfection and never needed updating.

And before I forget, I really enjoyed the fireberry puzzle in Kyrandia 1. It was better than just a normal maze and it really took some thinking to get through. Anyone who complains about it is just really lazy.

[Helm]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

[AGA]

The fireberry maze was indeed neat. Wasn't really a maze, since it had a logical, puzzley solution to it.

[Pesty]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

[Helm]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

[Pesty]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

[Helm]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

[Pesty]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

[Helm]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

[Pesty]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

[Helm]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

[Pesty]

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!