Names of madeup booktitles, plz help me brainstorm!

[Minimi]

For my first game Sam&Moos ... I'm making that in a bookcase with lots of books, you can click on each seperated book, and watch the title. But could you people help me on some titles of books. It's a game about 2 alien children in the house of their grandpa. So maybee you guys can come up with some funny titles!

[Nacho]

Diplomacy Rules: By Vel.
Creating an Empire: By Chris Jones.
Ouch! By Mark Lovegroove.
What a perfect world: By one thinking girl and ._.

Edit: Here comes a new set...

Nice military tactics: By General Custer.
How to succes in Hollywood, By Jenna Jameson.

[Gemmalah]

Heres a couple, they may be a little rubbish but worth a shot,

Cooking with Delia (how to make her nice and tasty)
ZOO animals by L.E. Phant and G. Raffe
Gardening by Taresa Green (dunno how it's spelt but i's supposed to sound like trees are green)
Who says pond slimes can't be fun?
How to make the perfect blue cup.
The many deaths of Roger.
TURTLE WAXING, a whole tuesday afternoon of fun!
SOOO you have recieved a death threat! what to do and how to kill them first!
Cannibals handbook.
Cannibals cook book.
the vampires guide to avoiding dawn.

ok those were very sad but good luck with you game1

[Scavenger]

Hehehe...

Of Mice and Monkeys.
The day in a life of a fruitfly.
Orthopaedists do Manhatten
Everything you wanted to know about passion fruit.
I. BlueCup
Make your own Thermonuclear bomb
I wonder why: Things melt when I pour acid on them?

[Matt Brown]

the ADHD society's guide to  north american wildlif----hey! lets go play outside!

why the fork and the socket cannot be pals

[Trapezoid]

101 Poems About Hazing
Write Your Own Damn Book, Assclown (an empty notebook)
How To Establish Your Name in the Publishing World (author unknown)
Dianetics 2: This Time, It's Not Dianetics 1

[m0ds]

Here are some interesting reads;

> 1,000,000,001 Internet Domain Names
> The A-Z of Numeracy
> The Secret of Monkey Island - Ron Gilbert
> Samuel L Jackson - the Biography
> Teh Tempest
> When Larry Met Rita
> Pleurghburg Chronicles: Spelling Impossible


m0ds

[Bluke4x4]

10001 Funny Fake Book Names To Use In Adventure Games
I'm Reel Dumm by M.T. Head
AGS For Dummies
Roger: The man, the legacy, the pixels

And that's all I can think of right now.

Adios, amigos!
Tiene una botella de gas propano en cuero?

[Lazy Dragonrose]

Strangers Have the Best Candy
Reading for Dummies
My Life as a Fugitive by Ron N. Hyde
(A very small book) The Annorexia Institute's Cookbook
This is Not The Book You're Looking For by Alec Guiness
Is Our Books For Reading? By George W. Bush
Fighting Food Poisoning by Sam Onella
Sam & Moos Complete Walkthrough

[dtm1980]

-"Hogans Harddrive" feat. Computer Klink and Col.Robot Hogan
-The 6 book collection of "StarWars" by George Lucas
(episode 1-3 were never read)
-"Popular Fairy Tales" by the Brothers Grime
incl. Snowhite and the 7 ewoks
       Redcape and the bad wookie
       Pinoccio 3.2
-"Our Spaceship" by Laura Ingalls-Wilder
-Biografy of Michael Jackson or: Journey from Riegel7 to Earth
-Encyclopaedia Df2:kjl:5k8nnica
-A(stro)-Team feat. Hornypal,Murdoop,BJ and Spaceman
-Holiday on Chappekk 9
-Modern Warfare: Mars Conquest 1954 (or whenever Roswell happened)
-"Mein Kampf" by Darth Vader
-Minimis Library-Guide by Minimi

[OneThinkingGal and ._.]

I'll contribute one ._. It's the smallest book in the world. Called Everything men know about women'.

There's some more similar ones here:
http://www.hehe.at/funworld/archive/fun4you.php?joke=2169

That last one slays me.

[Totoro]

Windows 3000 for Dummies  

[Minimi]

Thank you all! Some of the titles are used in the game

[SSH]

This reminds me of:

http://www.g0akh.gothere.uk.com/ISIHAC/Book_Club_Page.htm

[12431]

"lots of woids that are hard to sepllh (spell)" by mike tyson
"the art of bombing countries we don't know the name of" by George W Bush

[Lay]

The Road Kill cookbook.

it's real. i saw it on e-bay.