Super Drug Adventure 2011

lilinuyasha · Wed 22/12/2010 22:26:57

I'm currently working on "Super Drug Adventure 2011" (since that's likely to be when i finish with it.) It's more of a parody game than anything else, as indicated by the character taking LSD and being eaten by an anime chick, traveling through the bowels, coming out the anus, and landing in a robot town filled with robots that give away ice cream, a well that demands cheeseburgers, and a racist robot who hates "White recycling" ("anyone with a sophisticated sense of humor should be laughing right now"). i only have backgrounds i managed to swipe from google images that looked remotely like a good background, but none of them are connected in any way, which is why we're calling it an "LSD trip". if there are any other ideas, comments, or general scripting things that you'd like to see/be credited with "I could use you as a character!!!" let me know and i'll be glad to incorporate you into the game. (which you just lost

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as far as the game is concerned, i'm not really sure on a set level of the game, since i'm not sure how to end it. but i will say i am, at most, 25% done. as far as graphics is concerned, like i said, ~~the background are all ripped from google images.~~ and the sprites i have plenty of so far.

Screen Shots:

i found the RON packets, downloaded sprites from that. i'm currently (as of 12-23-10) planning to work on multiple endings, (thought i'm not sure how to officially make it "end") currently, i've added an easter egg, the ability to get married to a bush that you engage in pleasant conversation with, all the while talking about "(Amaryllis Belladonna)" [anyone with a level of botany should be laughing.] and they loves the (Amaryllis Belladonna)'s (Felinus Domesticus). and possibly a robot in a wheelchair. the good part about finding the easter egg is indeed the bush, since our hero likes a trimmed bush, but a self-destructing robot, and i'm about to add in a court scene, (all of these things only happen once) with a large amount of dialogue and false accusations. what he's actually being accused of, i'm not sure. but this path will invariably lead to the character never wanting to get into drugs again, and Darth Vader telling him that's a good decision. the other path, while longer, won't have all of the fun stuff that the other, more obscure path will have.

maybe it will, but regardless, the best path has to be found, right after you're swallowed by an anime chick and pooped out into a large robot town.

graphics: at least 75%, going to add more as i please
sound: none yet.
programming: bleh. going to fix typos such as "annoyjing text boxes" and make the character walk everywhere. i'm also giving people the chance to write in their own WTF moment to appear in the game, since it's going to be a one hit wonder, and everyone will love it and think i'm the best noob ever.

12-25-10...finished the court scene from judge rudy. (trying to figure out how to draw him behind a background and such.) such accusations include a unicorn engagin in overly excessive incestrous homosexual intercourse, which must have prevented him from being at the sex panther's house doing drugs. the ending will end at a police station, where they get turned in, have another excessively crazy dialogue, end up losing the bush that the player married (if you talked to him.) to slake the policeman's insatiable hunger for inanimate object action. [maybe i'll throw in some sort of shock ending. i'll have to delve into cutscenes, once again.] the other part of the story, always available, will travel through a market square, with a store that sells "everything you don't need" (cue optional crazy dialogue where you're almost being forced to buy "magical beer") and will end with the darth vader ending i mentioned. but i'll be sure to throw in some sort of epileptic seizure background. flashing light and such. thanks for gathering a nice little crowd. i'll post more screenshots of the crazy dialogue moments soon.

12-26-10...Before i head out with The Texas Tech Goin' Band From Raiderland for the bowl game, i'm taking care of some things. Today, i managed to create a rough ending to the alternate, "easter egg" game path, including the wife of the main character, a chicken, running off and marrying lola, (think of the song Lola.[LO LO LO LOLOLA!]). then, lola kicks the bush out of the house and the character is left with nothing. the worst part is, the drugs wore off, so the ending was "reality, bitch!!!". i'm about to work on the other ending, but taking a possibly weekend break till after i travel to the bowl game. maybe i'll lay the foundation and storyboard tomorrow.

12-27-10...managed to get close to the ending of the "regular" part. i think i'm just going to have the game end the same way for everyone, but how to get there is up to the player. one problem i have though, is i'm unsure how to upload the game to the server once i'm finished. other than that, this will be a soundless game, since it's a first. the stuff looks pretty good so far. i'm planning to have the "credit room" consist of the character being able to relive the dialogues from the game, though that may be a little out of my ability. i also have a brand new idea for a brand new game, but i'll post about that later.

12-28-10...Finished! i believe i have finished everything necessary for the game, i'm just unsure hows to go about posting the game.

Darth Mandarb · Wed 22/12/2010 22:59:09

Put down the acid and read the forum rules.

They are the cleverly hidden thread, in bold, all caps, at the top that say, "FORUM RULES".

Easy to miss.

Joking aside please update your [1st] post or I'll have to lock this!

You're linking to your hard drive to post a picture. This isn't going to work.

I'm going to re-lock this. When you figure out how to post images please send me a PM that includes the screenshots and I'll unlock this thread.

Screenshots updated.

Snake · Thu 23/12/2010 12:37:41

Check your PM, lilinuyasha...

Darth, I have unlocked this since he says he has screenshots (3) ready.

Baron · Sat 25/12/2010 02:37:29

Quote from: lilinuyasha on Wed 22/12/2010 22:26:57
("anyone with a sophisticated sense of humor should be laughing right now")

Well, I'll laugh anyway.

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i'm also giving people the chance to write in their own WTF moment to appear in the game, since it's going to be a one hit wonder, and everyone will love it and think i'm the best noob ever.

I personally already think you are the best no0b ever. However, I do question your advertisement and detailed description of the "easter egg", which by definition should be some hidden bonus for the astute or determined player. At best what you've created is a marketing gimmick.
Anyway, on to the WTF moment. How about at the end, conditional on the easter egg being discovered, your other inanimate object wife -oh, let's say she's one of those packing tape dispensers - serves you divorce papers and then gets into a white trash cat fight with the home-wrecker Bush. There'd be an "Oh no you di'n't!" line, followed by an all-out scrap, and then maybe some sort of weird passionate make out scene.
Just a suggestion.

lilinuyasha · Sun 26/12/2010 01:05:49

well, being the best n00b ever sounds nice.

i'll try and throw that in there for the regular ending, for the people not astute enough to figure out the obvious astuteness. it's less of an easter egg and more of a transition into "normal backgrounds".

I'll make a note of your suggestion. while i may not have the sprite for a stapler, i'll look up something farfetched and have that be the wife. maybe a wooden plank, or something. i'll have to work on cutscene programming and such. the dialogue will be no problem. thanks for the suggestion, i'll see to it that it appears in the "alternate" ending.

lilinuyasha · Tue 28/12/2010 07:33:34

well i believe i finished the game, but how do i go about uploading?

Gilbert · Tue 28/12/2010 08:45:23

Instead of answering your duplicated post in the beginners' forum I'll answer this. Basically you need to have web hosting space, making a webpage with one of those free webpage services will do, or some free web-hosting sites will do too. You may check this thread first, which is a sticky in the very same forum of this thread...

Darth Mandarb · Tue 28/12/2010 14:07:31

Congrats on finishing it. Post an announcement in the Completed Games board to let the world know!