The remarkable insult sword fighting competition! ROUND 2

[Baron]

Miguel's moustache is twirly, his hat's a bit curly, and under his smart-looking vest he's quite burly!

Okay Miguel: your turn.  And since we're being gentlemanly I want you to know that I grudgingly admire three of your last six popes.

[miguel]

Baron rhymes with iron, the temperance of his tongue, his hat is manly pointy, but a heart in his chin tenderly is hung

Now Baron, looks like you're trying to take this thread into another religion debate!(laugh)

[CaptainD]

Let's stick to good clean insulting here!

I saw Baron and Eric have edged ahead... when are the polls closed?   (Can we demand a recount? )

[Andail]

Congratulations, Eric! You're truly the most offensive person in this community!

But seriously, you had some wicked rhymes in there, well done

[miguel]

Congratulations Eric, you clearly outsmarted me on this fun competition. Congrats to Baron as well, well done!
I now will offer my third place to the Portuguese Nation, I'm sure they'll be proud of my insulting talents and carrying the good name of Portugal to the World.

[Eric]

I would like to thank CaptainD, Miguel, and Baron for being worthy opponents in this Insulting Competition.

Unfortunately, they weren't worthy opponents, so I can't thank them for that.

Just kidding! Thank you all for the fun past few weeks of providing targets for my rhyming insults, and for hurling your own insults back in my direction. Thank you also to IceyGames, who may have beaten me in the first round if he'd remembered to show up at all.

And thanks for all who cast your votes for me! Baron and Miguel also did a fine job in the final round, and I'm glad the voting was close.

[Baron]

Congrats Eric!  It was fun.

[kaput]

Well done, Eric! I voted for you because you just got it right. Well done that man!

Maybe cut back on the messed up gifs! Uncalled for...

[CaptainD]

Congratulations Eric!  You are now entitled to refer to yourself as The Insult Master! 

[Stupot]

Begrudgedly, congratulations Eric.

Now, when are we starting the ultimate ass-kissing contest. I'm bound to win that, you beautiful, talented people. X