Caption Competition 8th June - 15th June

[Renal Shutdown]

Enjoy, etc..

[Sam.]

1) I nailed my hand to my knee!
2) Coco left his nose on my table, can someone collect it please?
3) Somebody has stolen the back of out truck and we're being kidnapped by a pantomime character!
4) If we all stare hard enough, maybe he'll go away

[Ghormak]

On first glance, I thought that was a donkey, which probably explains my train of thought here...

[Pumaman]

[Czar]

teh lol
(i know i'm not supposed to say just 2 words which really arent words, so i'm extending this )

[Andail]

Hehe, CJ, that was hilarious.

[Minimi]

Teh MastercardCartoon :

[Eggie]

http://eggie.sphosting.com/otherartists/gewah.JPG

Look, you can pinpoint the EXACT moment when I realised this wasn't funny.

[Barbarian]

Hehe.. I couldn't resist. Here's mine:

[JudgeDeadd]

1. "YOU THERE! You sold me some crap instead of real stuff! Die!"
2. "Oh, relax down, Mr. Crazy Killer. Sit down and have a cup of coffee while I call the security dept."
3. "Quickly! Crazy killer is going to kill mr. Bogus! We gotta save him!"
"Yes, luckily we have that truck Mr. Bogus sold us... hey wait... I though it had a real engine, not a real horse! MOVE HORSE, MOVE!!!"
4. "This is the end of this sad story. Now remember: never sell anything to your own security dept!"

EDIT: You all went silent all of a sudden...

[Sam.]

who wins?

[Paper Carnival]

Not me

[magintz]

CJ that was funny.... I'm gonna go make ym own one now.

EDIT: Here we go, one rushed entry

[Renal Shutdown]

Firstly, apologies for time, I thought it ended today.

I liked Ghormak's ass joke, and eggie's strip still has me giggling like a schoolgirl.

..But, the winner, due to the awesome combo of hilarity *and* plot, is:

CJ.

<Insert impression of Cliff Richard here>

[magintz]

poop missed it by 10 minutes

[Pumaman]

Thanks! 

I'll get onto the new one.