I'm a Moron JAM ends 7th Feb

Mr_Frisby · Sat 29/01/2005 22:52:50

Did you know that I am a major league spazmo?Ã,Â . .oh you didÃ,Â Ã,Â .well never mind then. Its just that I forgot that I even entered the last jam so this is 10 days late in starting . . your starting to get that major league spazmo thing now aren't you?

Anywho - New Jam is as follows :

Ã,Â Ã,Â Ã,Â Right at this very moment I am watching Red Sonja on cable at about 9:30 in the morning . . it's crap . . really really crap. The acting is crap . . the actors are crap and the costumes are crap. I like it!!

You must design a fantasy esque hero, heroine, or bit character that pretty much sucks. Shonky yet convincing garb - and stereotypical to the enth degree. the more elaborate and crap the better.

100x80 or there abouts. As many colours as you want.

Have fun . .and I'm sorry again about being crap.

Ozwalled · Sun 30/01/2005 02:28:38

viktor · Sun 30/01/2005 17:57:25

I hawe been always fond of goblins.
I made this picture for a project and thought why not enter it.

Rui 'Trovatore' Pires · Sun 30/01/2005 20:26:28

Heh. Very Simon-the-Sorcerer-ish, Viktor!

Mr_Frisby · Sun 30/01/2005 22:50:52

Ozwalled - I love it.

Viktor - He is beautiful and I shall marry him.

Thanks for the quick responces, these are ace and stuff.

Seleceus · Wed 02/02/2005 13:17:35

Not as clean as I would like, but I'm going cross-eyed looking at him...

Pelican · Wed 02/02/2005 23:54:59

If anyone played my MAGS game, you'll know who this is meant to be! It's a redone version of Connie the Barbarian! Xena wannabe (but without the body for itÃ,Â

)

Actually, its still a bit crap, but I'm getting better! I think I've at least got the proportions right! I'll prob put this in the critics after the JAM to be honest.

Ozwalled · Thu 03/02/2005 00:58:16

Jesus, viktor... is he pulling that outta' his arse? :o

Scummbuddy · Thu 03/02/2005 03:10:06

well, its not a club....

JudgeDeadd · Thu 03/02/2005 08:17:32

Very funny... not.

viktor · Thu 03/02/2005 14:35:12

Quote from: Ozwalled on Thu 03/02/2005 00:58:16
Jesus, viktor... is he pulling that outta' his arse? :o

didn't enyone ewer whach cartoons or something. Then I could also ask how can simon the sorcerer put a 2 meter lader in to his hat or Guybrush a dog in to his pocket.

Quote from: Scummbuddy on Thu 03/02/2005 03:10:06
well, its not a club....

Why do you think he's laughing

Ozwalled · Thu 03/02/2005 22:15:22

Quote from: Ozwalled on Thu 03/02/2005 00:58:16
Jesus, viktor... is he pulling that outta' his arse? :o

Um. I should have been more clear. I was joking. Wonderful sprite, though.

On a side note, if anyone is interested in stereotypical barbarian stuff, PLEASE do yourself a favor and have a good laugh watching the aptly ttiled "The Barbarians" (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1001648-barbarians/). It was awesome.

Mr_Frisby · Thu 03/02/2005 22:39:20

If that isn't a club . . It's not the pulling it out of his arse that gets me . .it's the putting it back in!

Mr_Frisby · Tue 08/02/2005 02:20:36

Pelican, Seleceus & Victor - I loved all of your entries but I'm going to have to go with - Ozwalled.
Excellent stuff everyone - especially the poo jokes.
Congrats Oz.

Ozwalled · Tue 08/02/2005 03:06:55

Sweet. Thanks, man!

I'll start a new Jam shortly.

... wait. We were talking about poo?