Puzzle time! - WINNER: GINNY

[He-Man]

Yo yo. I was pretty surprised that I won since my post was supposed to be a joke...
Well, here goes:

Rules: Every week (or so) a post will be made with a list of items and a scenario. Using your wit, skill and lack of mental health; find a way to complete the scenario with the items provided. You can only use a set number of items of your own choice. When I say use your skill, use it.

For example: you have a boulder and a reinforced window. I advise not using Pick Up boulder chuck through window. Think of something adventuresque to use.

Voting: After the week voting shall commence!

What If I win?: The winner chooses the next scenario and list of items.


Scenario: MONKEY MATTERS

This time the main character is a monkey (everybody loves monkies). The monkey is called Boo Boo La La Loo Boo and is stuck in a cage in a zoo. Boo Boo is sick of being trapped and of his name.

Your mission is to get Boo Boo out of the cage, find a bag to carry inventory in, kill the director of the zoo (who named Boo Boo) and finally escape the zoo.

Until Boo Boo find her bag she can only carry one thing around at the time.

During her escape Boo Boo's inventory must include a mircowave oven, a human ear and one album by The Monkies. The rest of the inventory is up to you!

Happy escaping...

NOTE: Boo Boo is allowed to be a male monkey if that fits your story better.

[He-Man]

COME ON!
It's pretty damn empty in here...
Anyone planning to enter this competition?
There's a very good chance for winning!

[BlackMan890]

It seemse like Puzzletime has been going down recently.

Fewer and fewer people have been participationg recently.

I don't know why but this is something we must fix!

[Afflict]

Ok heres an attempt to get you rjuices flowing and better it...

Boo Boo the monkey all alone in her cage, the moon is shining through the gaps formed by the bars and onto her face.
Boo boo has retired for the night. We can hear silent footsteps and the squeek of her cage door as it opens. Boo Boo
still sleeping in her hammock.

IN A FLASH the Zoo keeper is there for his routine monkey spanking

He grabs BB and this time shes ready for him. BB wasnt sleeping she was waiting for him. She grabs his ear and ripps
it off his head. We hear a loud scream and he flees...

My oh my hes left the cage unlocked.. BB takes action grabing her monkies album she runs into the zoo reception
she puts the cd into the player and turns up the volume over the pa speakers! All the animals wake up! Every single
one jamming to the funky monkie beat.

BB runs over to the dumpster and take out the BIG corn bag they discarded after feeding all the corn eating animals.
She ransacks the kitchen for food and ties the end to the broomstick voila! She has a huge inventory on a stick, with alot off food. And a microwave! Ka CHING! hear em points rolling in.

By track 4 all the animals excpet the gorillas and monkeys are freaking out and cant stand it anymore! They all trying to get out there cages and cant BB runs and unlocks all the cages and the animals run out off the zoo! The keeper back with vengeance all fixed up.. and with some back up. Runs after animals and his crew gets trampled to elephant toe jam  :o

This is the diversion she needed to escape the Zoo and live the HIGH life! BB sitting on A lamp post outside opens her
inventory as she sees the Zoo keeper cowering in a little gaurd hut. She takes out her barbeque sauce and pours it all over him. CAT the leaopard he left starving for weeks catches a whiff of the smell and tracks him down for the kill.

All the animals rejoyce and Boo Boo becomes! BAM Bad ASS monkie!



well you have a go then!

[Ginny]

Last minute entry. hey, it's still the 20th in some countries! I did it text adventure style, to some extent.
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The director of the zoo walks in to check on the animals. As he passes your cage, he says in an annoying voice "Boo Boo, no monkey business you hear".
"If I hear that pun one more time I'll kill myself.." you think. "Or maybe someone else."
You're in a small cage with lots of tree branches, a water bowl, and a huge padlock. There's a banana peel on the floor, and some hay.
>Get Out through Gap
Director: "Stay put."
"Hmm, I can't sneak out while he's watching. Amazing how he hasn't noticed this huge gap in the bars all the years."
> LOOK Branch
"It's not very sturdy."
>LOOK Banana Peel
"That used to be a delicious banana... before I ate it."
"It's all gooey and soft."
{>LOOK Banana Peel (again)
"Like I said, it's GUI."}
>GET Peel
>CLIMB Branch
>JUMP
You jump up and down a few times, until you feel the branch swaying a bit and stop. "This doesn't seem safe."
Director: "Oh how cute, jump Boo Boo jump!"
You feel the sudden urge to strange someone.
>JUMP some more
I do not understand the word 'some more'.
>JUMP
"I don't want to fall on the floor from this height."
>Go Down
>GET Hay
Your hands are full. Of banana peel.
>PUT Banana Peel on floor
>GET Hay
You pick up some of the hay.
>Put Hay on floor underneath branch
>CLIMB Branch
>JUMP
"I think it's still a bit dangerous if I fall, that hay isnt very soft, and I dont have health insurance."
>GET Banana Peel
>Put Banana Peel on hay
>JUMP
You jump on the branch fiercly, and the branch cracks and falls down, taking you with it. You land on the banana-peel-hay-pillow-contraption, slip on the banana peel, and shoot right through a wide spot in the bars at strong force.
> (4 seconds pause) {possibility to GRAB Banana Peel}
Director: "Hey! Stay in there!"
The Director rushes towards you and picks you up, then starts rummaging through his keys. He opens the huge padlock, places you in the cage, and locks.
He then returns to his chair a few metres away, and starts reading the daily newspaper.
Oh no! You lost you banana peel outside.
>LOOK Broken Branch
It's pointy and quite sharp. How.. convenient.
>TALK to Director
You: "Hey, could you get me that banana peel?" --> "Eeep Eep Oop!"
Director: "What's that girl?"
You: "BANANA PEEL!" --> "EEPOOPAPP!"
Director: "Now no need to make a fuss. Here, have a banana."
He trows a banana at the cage.
>PEEL Banana
You throw the peel on the floor, the only right thing to do.
>EAT Banana
"Ah, Energy boost!"
>USE Banana Peel with Hay
>PUT banana-peel-hay contraption under a branch.
>CLIMB Branch
>JUMP
Once again, the branch falls, and through a brilliant maneouver, you manage to slip on the banana peel right in the direction of the gap in the bars.
Director: "Stop doing that, Boo Boo!"
>GRAB Banana Peel
Director: "Back in your cage.."
The director takes out his key..
>THROW Banana Peel near padlocked gate
The director slips on your banana peel, and falls backwards.
>GET Key
>RUN to Padlock
>UNLOCK Gate
>DROP Key
>GRAB Stick (a.k.a. broken branch)
>RUN Out
The director is starting to wake up, looks up at you, and reaches for his gun..
>KILL Director
With what?
>KILL HIM DAMNIT
I do not understand the word "Damnit".
>SAVE Game1
Saved.
>..
The Director shoots you ruthlessly. You die a horrid painful death, bleeding by the gate and the huge padlock, in "Chloroethane Zoo"
>LOAD Game1
>KILL Director with Stick
You Stab the director and kill him, finally taking your revenge on the way he treated you. And that name, where did he get it??
>CLIMB Fence
Wait, I need my paper bag!
>ENTER Cage
>LOOK at Bowl
It's a regular water bowl.
>MOVE Bowl
"A-ha! My paper bag."
>LOOK Inside paper bag.
"Hey, it's my old Monkies album! I was wondering where that was."
>GET Bag
>INV
In your paper bag, you are carrying: A Monkies album
You are holding: A Stick (sharp..)
>POCKE.. err, BAG Stick
>Get Out
>TAKE OUT Stick
>USE Stick on Director's Ear
"Ah, the ultimate revenge! I'd take his vocal cords, but that would be a bit.. messy."
>BAG Stick
>BAG Ear
>CLIMB Fence
"Oh no! There's a gaurd standing here looking out. I can't let him catch me."
You go back to the zoo.
>LOOK
"Theres a cabin for the director here. He seems to live here. Err, lived."
>GO Inside
>LOOK
"Well, he hasn't got much stuff.. A little couch, a counter, and a microwave."
>GET Couch
You can't lift it.
>GET Counter
It's glued to the floor, silly.
>GET Microwave
"Ugh, grah!" You lift the microwave with both arms.
>BAG Microwave
"This is NOT fitting into my bag."
>GO Outside
>CLIMB Fence
"I can get a clear view of the guard here."
>DROP Microwave on guard
The Microwave flattens the guard completely, smashing in the process. "Ouch."
>CLIMB Down
"Free! Free at last!"
>LEAVE
>GO to internal affairs office (or the equivalent in your country)
>CHANGE NAME to 'BooBoo La-La Loo-Boo, the grand MONKIE'
"Ah, much better. I hate two word names."
THE END

And, something I just had to do:
Chloroethane Zoo:

I wonder if anyone gets it.. "Organic Chemistry 1 Expanded" is getting to me..

I'm probably a little late, but what the heck, I had fun

[He-Man]

Ok, the competition is closed and the voting can begin!
You can vote for either Ginny or Fmarais...
GO GO GO!

My vote goes to Ginny.

[Ginny]

My vote goes to Fmarais. Leopards, damn how could I forget Leopards!

[He-Man]

Ok, no much seems to happen in this thread.
If anyone wants to vote then DO IT NOW!

[Eggie]

Ginny.

[He-Man]

I guess that's all of the votes we get in this round.
Both enteries was good and in a way you are both winners.
But in a more real way the winner is:
:o GINNY :o
(if you didn't figure that out already from the new headline).

You may start the next puzzle competition.

Congrats from here!