The remarkable insult sword fighting competition! ROUND 2

Ryan Timothy B · Tue 15/10/2013 00:02:52

Oh shit. Are Captain D and I playing this wrong by assuming it's like Monkey Island? Haha. Likely.

Andail · Sat 19/10/2013 22:26:28

First round over. Check out the fight threads and cast your - surely biased - vote now!

CaptainD · Sat 19/10/2013 22:33:54

Oh great - I didn't get my last retort in. Surely this will end badly!!!

Baron · Sun 20/10/2013 02:59:26

I feel your pain, Cap'n. I was 36 hours without internet.... hopefully my earlier salvos were cutting enough to clinch the round for me, but I have a feeling that "he who insults last, insults most" is likely to apply here. $:-\$

kaput · Sun 20/10/2013 03:25:35

Baron you done a fantastic job. I was laughing the whole time! It's just fun and games at the end of the day. But in saying that, as hilarious as it all was, I think I've officially ran right out of steam on this. It's not easy trying to come up with such randomness on a daily basis hehe.

Adeel · Sun 20/10/2013 20:06:48

Alright, I've cast my - surely biased - votes.

It seems that most of the audience agrees with my opinion with the exception of Sunny Penguin's case.

CaptainD · Sun 20/10/2013 20:14:30

Votes cast. Interested to see how the voting for my battle of twits with Ryan turns out!

Ryan Timothy B · Sun 20/10/2013 20:48:32

I've voted as well. According to the results so far CD, you're winning (and I voted for you because I was losing creativity and pushing it too much

). I do think my last insult was the best one out of them all though. Too bad we didn't have time to see a retort from that. Dang.

Overall CD, it was quite fun. Thanks for insulting me.

CaptainD · Sun 20/10/2013 21:01:39

Damn you, Ryan, I'm going to vote for you and see for myself!!

Baron · Mon 21/10/2013 02:00:19

I'm pretty interested in this Ryan Timothy - CaptainD battle. Ryan was dominating early (4-1, if memory serves), but the Cap'n has stormed back big-time! Who will win this see-saw of democracy?!? My nails are chewed up to the knuckles! And there's like two days still left in voting! Martha, where's my heart meds?!?

CaptainD · Mon 21/10/2013 09:24:31

Quote from: Baron on Mon 21/10/2013 02:00:19
I'm pretty interested in this Ryan Timothy - CaptainD battle. Ryan was dominating early (4-1, if memory serves), but the Cap'n has stormed back big-time! Who will win this see-saw of democracy?!? My nails are chewed up to the knuckles! And there's like two days still left in voting! Martha, where's my heart meds?!?

The Canadian votes came in early.

Stupot · Mon 21/10/2013 19:18:02

Quote from: Ryan Timothy on Sun 20/10/2013 20:48:32I do think my last insult was the best one out of them all though.

It was possibly the funniest insult of the round, and was the decider for me in an otherwise even contest.

miguel · Tue 22/10/2013 13:11:17

Just voted, great job guys! Really funny.

CaptainD · Tue 22/10/2013 14:40:07

Ryan and I are still neck and neck! The tension is getting unbearable...

miguel · Wed 23/10/2013 00:21:14

Maybe a duel at sunset?

Baron · Wed 23/10/2013 02:52:42

An insult off! They each have exactly twelve words with which to insult the other, in some sort of sudden-death overtime round to be judged undemocratically by Andail himself!

Andail · Wed 23/10/2013 12:00:35

Yep, sounds like the way to do it.

Andail · Thu 24/10/2013 12:18:48

Okay, time for round 2. I will announce the matches here, but I won't open the threads until later tonight. So for now you can study your antagonists and prepare to hit them where it hurts the most!

ERIC VS CAPTAIN D

MIGUEL VS ADEEL

STUPOT VS BARON

CaptainD · Thu 24/10/2013 12:31:49

Ah nuts, I didn't want to win that way.

Ryan - hope you just forgot and that there isn't a bad reason for you not turning up to insult me!!

Adeel · Thu 24/10/2013 12:37:49

Quote from: Andail on Thu 24/10/2013 12:18:48
MIGUEL VS ADEEL

Good.