Crackwell Unhinged

blowie · Mon 06/06/2011 22:13:14

Hey there, bitches!

I bet you thought Blowey the Ghost was gone for good? Well, I'm back, and I've got something for you.

Some of you bitches might remember a little parody game from back in the day called The Crackwell Legacy. I've got a sequel for you: Crackwell Unhinged.

Play as strung out crack-whore Lauren Crackwell in 1984 New York City, as she deals with her daily struggles, mainly finding her next fix!

Features:
- Ten times as offensive and crude as Crackwell Legacy!
- Designer Commentary!
- Fully Voiced!

Download

ThreeOhFour · Mon 06/06/2011 22:49:47

Hilarious!

My favourite part was

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Coughing up cigarettes

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But the whole thing was suitably... deranged

Congrats, made me laugh quite a lot.

Dave Gilbert · Mon 06/06/2011 22:58:20

...

This was the most fun I've ever felt guilty about having.

Stupot · Tue 07/06/2011 00:25:53

Haha, this is classic. The thing that made me lol most was

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...a million dollars. Being 1984 that's a lot of money back now.

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Dammit, I might have just used 'lol' and meant it for the first time in my life $:-\$

Layabout · Tue 07/06/2011 09:20:47

Ugh, no Direct X version means my computer can't play it!

vertigoaddict · Tue 07/06/2011 13:22:25

Lol I loved the notebook and how

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Hecanteat says the baby giggles as it gets more burnt

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FamousAdventurer77 · Tue 07/06/2011 19:07:23

Oh man this oughta be good! The graphics look seriously improved over the first Crackwell game!

Creed Malay · Tue 07/06/2011 19:53:39

Voice acting is cleary not up to the standard of the first game.

(That was awesome, man)

FamousAdventurer77 · Tue 07/06/2011 20:57:38

I think my favorite bit

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Any of the interactions with the Arnie poster. Kept right up to date!

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Damn that pushed the envelope even more than the first Crackwell game! Great job!

vertigoaddict · Tue 07/06/2011 21:51:23

And the third in the series... Crackwell Convenience.

Kristy finds herself stuck in a ship smuggling large amounts of cocaine to mexico, is this heaven?

theo · Tue 07/06/2011 22:16:22

This was hilarious. I laughed all the way trough it. Blowey and Lauren Crackwell make a perfect duo.

I loved the map.

stepurhan · Wed 08/06/2011 09:37:42

Picked it up from your link here. Your link in the database is returning a 404 error. Looks like it is missing the /games subfolder having compared it to the link above.

m0ds · Wed 08/06/2011 13:21:32

Very funny!

Loved the walking around tune!!!

Hernald · Wed 08/06/2011 13:55:00

A fun very short game. I really enjoyed the first one as well!

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Wed 08/06/2011 20:29:42

Heh, this is great, even better than the first Crackwell. I guess you know you've made it when people start parodying your games.

Wogoat · Wed 08/06/2011 21:59:19

Does it really count when everyone involved in the making of the parody was also involved in the making of the original game being parodied?

Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens · Thu 09/06/2011 08:47:16

If you don't want it to be so.

Cyrus · Fri 10/06/2011 09:53:14

A little too immoral for me (especially

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the part with the baby

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); however, I'm totally in love with the opening scene (the one with the ice cream truck). The whole game is somewhat reminiscent of Snakes of Avalon.

Ghost · Sat 11/06/2011 11:32:14

Good stuff, and really hilarious. Me wants MOAR!

theo · Sat 11/06/2011 16:00:41

Quote from: Ghost on Sat 11/06/2011 11:32:14
Me wants MOAR!

Seconded, it pissed me off when it ended.

Crackwell Unhinged

m0ds

Ghost