Join Me...

Started by Layabout, Thu 08/01/2004 18:09:04

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Layabout

Well, not me...

In case you haven't heard of it, go to http://www.join-me.co.uk

It is the official website of the Karma Army.

I am currently reading the book by Danny Wallace of how he started a cult by accident.

Its a great read, and i recommend you pick it up.
I am Jean-Pierre.

Squinky

Quote from objective christian ministries:

CULT ALERT:
(March 28, 2003) Dr. Troy Franklin, OBJECTIVE occult expert, has brought to our attention a disturbing new danger to weak-spirited Christians and unsaved persons that we feel needs to be reported.

As he tells it, while out at a local supermarket shopping for food for his cat, Dr. Franklin noticed one of those small tents advertising "Free Rock Chip Repair" that have been springing up in our nation's parking lots. Curious, he went to enquire about getting a ding in his windshield sealed, only to learn that the person manning the tent had other intentions, namely to try and recruit Dr. Franklin into a cult!

Fortunately, the good doctor has become quite immune to cultic recruiting ploys from his years studying their tactics, and thus he was able to extricate himself from the situation with his soul unharmed. However, those less skilled in their Faith -- and especially those of false faiths or no faith at all -- would have soon found themselves back at the cult headquarters doing all manner of unspeakable rites and blasphemies... or maybe even brainwashed into manning a tent of their own.

For the safety of your soul, do not be tempted by the lure of impulse rock chip repair from strangers in parking lots. It may say free, but it could cost you your soul! If you need your windshield fixed, go to a qualified Christian repair shop.
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With this new information, I think we should all be vary wary of this kind of thing....GOD SaVe Our Souls!!!Q111


Layabout

bah, GOD is over-rated

I'd join this guy before i'd join a religion. He's awesome.

Read the book.
I am Jean-Pierre.

Ali

Danny Wallace is great, he co-wrote the Dave Gorman Collection with Dave Gorman, and he was involved in Dave Gorman's Important Astrology Experiment.

Have you seen the shows/read the books of any of the Dave Gorman stuff?

Nine Toes

You'll never get my grape, Skeletor!
Watch, I just killed this topic...

Haddas

I wouldn't dare. God would punish me, and then I'd go to hell... and probably DIE!

I think of the time spent on earth as a test. If we pass; we got to heaven.
If we fail; we go to HELL!!11!

TerranRich

What if we cheated and got the answers off of the smart kid in class? Will we be expelled? Or just disciplined and sent home with a lower grade?
Status: Trying to come up with some ideas...

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