AGS Church

[Redwall]

In the beginning, the almighty God created man and Adventure, and it was good. He gave to his greatest followers Lucas and Sierra the power to create Adventure, and to teach others to do the same.

For a time, man lived in harmony with God, aided by Adventure. But then, the Doom came, and evil spread throughout the world. The Second Doom came, and soon after the three Quakes, and Adventure and the worship of God was forgotten.

Then God spoke to his prophet Chris Jones and said to him, "Go forth! And teach all to make Adventure and worship Me!" And the humble Chris Jones said, "Oh Lord Almighty of Heaven and Earth! How can I make Adventure without the ancient tools?"

And so God gave Chris Jones the Adventure Creater, and it was good. He sent Roger, the greatest son of Sierra and an Angel of God, to watch over Chris Jones.

With the word of God and the Adventure Creator, Chris Jones created the Manual, the Holy Word of the almighty God that taught others to create Adventure with the tools given to Chris Jones by the Lord.

Chris Jones then left his home and carried with him only a Blue Cup to show his devotion to his Lord. And he gave the Adventure Creator to others, and the Manual, and soon men were once more making Adventure.

And then He created the Holy Forum for all who worship God and his prophet Chris Jones to gather and help others create Adventure, and it was good.

[Bombadil]

That's a very cool idea!

I can't wait to see the scripture...

[DragonRose]

Redwall, that is FANTASTIC. Especially the bits about the Dooms and the three Quakes.  It is super-dooper.

[Goldmund]

!Achtung Farlander!

If you're really so eager to sign out of christianity...

I dare you now to post a scanned piece of paper, on which there's written "I hereby resign from the ownership of my soul and give it to Satan for eternal use", with your real signature.
Come on, Nacho.
I dare you.

[TerranRich]

Heh, this is bordering on blasphemous.

We have the "holy trinity," so to speak: Roger (holy spirit), AGS (son), and teh Chris Jones (father).

So if the analogy holds, AGS (the son), has had its second coming in Windows form. And of course, there is an alternate AGS that certan people worship (Linux/Unix users), which I guess would be what Lutheran/Protestant is to Christian. Or something like that.

Scary how this forum and our activities can already be seen as a sort of religion (Mittens, our church, and our Lord and savior, Chris[t] Jones).

[Pndy Aenis]

!Achtung Farlander!

If you're really so eager to sign out of christianity...

I dare you now to post a scanned piece of paper, on which there's written "I hereby resign from the ownership of my soul and give it to Satan for eternal use", with your real signature.
Come on, Nacho.
I dare you.

AHEM

To Jesus Chris, NOT Satan.

Get your facts straight.

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Redwall, does that mean there are 2 Gods (Crowther and Woods, builder of Colossal Caves)?

[Moox]

Would satan be phil rogers or the rpg creator? 

[Bombadil]

Would satan be phil rogers or the rpg creator? 

Satan should be the new George Lucas... [but maybe he fits better in Judas...]

[Andail]

Will there be a musical? Jesus Chris Superstar? I demand a musical.

[Nacho]

[Andail]

I think Santiagarro just got some chills

[Babar]

Hey Farl, can I buy your soul? Since you are renouncing it anyway.... I just thought I might be able to pick up some of the artistic "Essence of the Juan Ignacio". I would be willing to trade it for some "AGS goodwill points" which is the new way of scoring in the AGS church.

[Nacho]

Santiagarro? Who is him? 

And Babar, that document means that I am just selling something I think I do not own, so, if you want to buy something of me, send the money and I'll see what can I do. XD

[Pumaman]

Will there be a musical? Jesus Chris Superstar? I demand a musical.

No, but there will be a Mittens: The Opera, in which we will insert as many swear words as possible to attract media interest.

[YOke]

Could smoking pot be part of the religion? It is legal if it's in your religion you know... Oh, and making moonshine is a good thing... Maybe parking in the handicapped parking spaces too!

[Ishmael]

In the beginning, the almighty God created man and Adventure, and it was good. He gave to his greatest followers Lucas and Sierra the power to create Adventure, and to teach others to do the same.

For a time, man lived in harmony with God, aided by Adventure. But then, the Doom came, and evil spread throughout the world. The Second Doom came, and soon after the three Quakes, and Adventure and the worship of God was forgotten.

Then God spoke to his prophet Chris Jones and said to him, "Go forth! And teach all to make Adventure and worship Me!" And the humble Chris Jones said, "Oh Lord Almighty of Heaven and Earth! How can I make Adventure without the ancient tools?"

And so God gave Chris Jones the Adventure Creater, and it was good. He sent Roger, the greatest son of Sierra and an Angel of God, to watch over Chris Jones.

With the word of God and the Adventure Creator, Chris Jones created the Manual, the Holy Word of the almighty God that taught others to create Adventure with the tools given to Chris Jones by the Lord.

Chris Jones then left his home and carried with him only a Blue Cup to show his devotion to his Lord. And he gave the Adventure Creator to others, and the Manual, and soon men were once more making Adventure.

And then He created the Holy Forum for all who worship God and his prophet Chris Jones to gather and help others create Adventure, and it was good.

I'd do one change, but that's just me...

Add to the last chapter:

And then He built the Holy Forum as his house for all who worship God and his prophet Chris Jones to gather and help others create Adventure, and it was good.

[Czar]

Hmm, i have found one of the ancient lost relics.
It was under some church, and i had to tie a goat to some iron because it kept hitting me.



C.

[Paper Carnival]

I'd do one change, but that's just me...

Add to the last chapter:

And then He built the Holy Forum as his house for all who worship God and his prophet Chris Jones to gather and help others create Adventure, and it was good.

We have the first heresy

[Pumaman]

Hmm, i have found one of the ancient lost relics.
It was under some church, and i had to tie a goat to some iron because it kept hitting me.

I think you've actually surpassed me to win Worst Photoshop Ever!