The Crap Joke Thread

[Jon]

How do you confuse an irishman?

Spoiler

Stand up two spades and tell him to take his pick

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

Spoiler

She fell out of the tree

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[Bluesman]

Lost 1-3

Funniest one yet.

[Stupot]

A man gets into the back of a taxi and the driver sets off...
after a while the man decides he's changed his mind about where he wants to go so he taps the driver on the shoulder.
Suddenly the driver screams in pure terror and spins the car out, smashing into a tree.

"Jesus, sorry man.  I didn't mean to make you jump" say's the guy.

The taxi driver says "Oh, sorry bout that it's my fault... it's just before I was a taxi driver I used to drive a hearse".

[Ghost]

What is a necropaedophile sodoplatonic?

Spoiler

One who, in the dark of the night, enters a graveyard and digs out youthful animal corpses to have discussions with them.

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Meh.

[Sylvr]

Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.

[Stupot]

Where did Humpty Dumpty put his hat?

Spoiler

-- Humpty Dumped his hat on the wall --

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