Announcing Up and Down Day

[Meowster]

You know what? You all suck cock.  I fucking hate you bastards. I hate being part of this retarded fucking underworld where lamers hang out and talk fucking "leet" talk or whatever you morons call it. I'd rather be out with my mates right now, talking about fucking.... OTHER stuff. Why am I here?! Because I'm allergic to FUCKING SUNLIGHT. Oh That's okay, I live in ireland, where it RAINS ALL FUCKING DAY. well GUESS WHAT, you PUSSIES?! There's JUST enough sunlight to make me IMPLODE LIKE A FUCKING VAMPIRE. I hate you fucking people. I hate you! You make my skin creep!


*PS I am not allergic to sunlight*

[Meowster]

I like this thread.

[Meowster]

NO I FUCKING DON'T BECAUSE I HATE EVERYBODY!!!

Who wants to see a photo of me giving head to a guitar?

[Meowster]

WELL YOU FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GIVE HEAD TO A FUCKING GUITAR, YOU JERKWADS, Well, unless you're actually changing th---...JUST FUCK YOU!!!!!!!![/i]

[Trapezoid]

GO TO HELL, YOU ATTENTION WHORE.

[Bob The Hun]

Now, now. Let's not fight.
Let's just join together in peace and love.
Power to the people!

[Meowster]

YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARD, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING SAD AND RETARDED AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT, DON'T TAKE OUT YOUR RETARDEDNESS ON ME! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TO HELL! FUCK ME!!!!

*leaps on Trapezoid and starts tearing off his clothes*

I AM NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!!!

[Meowster]

WAIT, THIS ISN'T FUCKING RIGHT. I'M THINKING ABOUT M0DS.

You know what? I can't EVER go to fucking mittens. You'd all think I was gonna be the fucking main course or something. I swear to GOD I'm not like this is real life. I'm real quiet.

NOW FUCK YOU.

[BruisedWeasel]

Yufster, wanna make out and stuff without first dressing in animal costumes, since I don't find getting intimate with animal-people arousing in any way?

[Meowster]

Weaseltit, I won't tell you what your FUCKING avatar looks like, coz it's sick as SHIT.

[TerranRich]

It's Chris Jones on a stick! What's so wrong with that? I have his PENIS on a POLE IN MY BACKYARD!!! MARNUE@!!!!!

[Meowster]

Well, I wouldn't like to be him in that pic. At least whoever it is shaves herself.

[Robert Eric]

* Robert Eric puts his clothes back on, leaves through the front door, and stops playing

[m0ds]

LOL Yufster, thats disgustingly witty.

Do you shave?

LOL j/k. This thread has just turned into "Everyone just shout and be rude and swear" post

Oh well, reminds me of Leeds.

[SSH]

I know this isn't the right forum to post technical questions, but here goes anyway:

How do I move my character in to a new room? I know there is a manual that might say something about this, but I can't be bothered reading it, so please can someone help me. If you don't then you are sad wierdoes who have never kissed a girl.

[Andail]

He, well, erh....well.

Some of you made funny pardodies of common ags behaviour...some of you just cursed alot...

I guess this thread will suffice...more of this and the world wouldn't survive all the chaos

[|Alky|]

Okay, so, guys, I need some help here...
I've been working on my latest project (which I haven't leaked in #ags, got bored with, or got a court order prohibiting me from making) for like 1000 hours in a row...
So I was wondering...how do I close the AGS program down?
It's the only thing I can't seem to do..

[Matt Brown]

is this the right place to show off my 82409481 gig RPG that blows teh rest of yours out of teh water?//22/?/2? KINGS QUEST ARSE TEH SUCK0RS

[Barcik]

Occupation Must End

We are witnessing the era of the two devils - The USA and Israel, both commiting genocide of common folk.

Israel, first, with Sharon the butcher at its head. The recently invented 'peace talks' are not but a disguise of the man's true intentions.  We saw how well his helictopers can shoot down civilians 6 times, despite all peace talks. If he really were into peace, the IDF soldiers would be home right now, and the borders (those of 67', of course) would be open. But, the only thing on Sharon's mind is how to use, kill and expond onto the Palestinian terriotries. I can fully sympathyze with the poor mothers who send their children to die for a cause - to fight of the invader.

US, second, under apeman and oil tychoon George W. Bush. Where are your weapons of mass destruction? Where are your links to Al Queda? Where is Saddam? Bush launched USA into yet another unnecessary interevention in the affairs of a state, which cost the life of many innocents. And now, he is trying to mimic the Zionist occupation.

Our world is doomed.



P.S. Please don't take this too seriously.

[DGMacphee]

I think C-lek, Dark-Stalkey and myself are no way near several second from locking this post if it gets out of hand.