Anyone who's into crappy movies?

[He-Man]

Hi!
This question might sound silly but a couple of my friends and me like watching movies that are funny while trying to be serious. But it's kind of hard to find these movies if you don't know anyone else who knows someone who know of the movie... You get the point!
What I'm looking for are movies that are so crappy that they are great. I hope you know what I mean.
So does anyone in here know some really stupid movies worth watching?

I'm talking about something along the lines of
Hercules in New York (the undubbed version is the greatest movie ever made IMO)
Boa vs Python (just plain stupid)
Battle Royal (the ending makes it all worth while)
ect...

Your pal
Niels

Ps. I do not mean to offend anyone who might think that these movies are good movies.

[dgunpluggered]

Last year, it was Catwoman for me. I still can't believe I went to see it. What was I thinking??

[Ishmael]

Last year, it was Catwoman for me. I still can't believe I went to see it. What was I thinking??

Women? Pussycats? Or something like that..?

[Ubel]

Have you watched Commando? You know, the one where Arnold Schwarzenegger (or how do you spell it) plays the role of the main character called Matrix. I bet that's the kind of thing you are looking for. I always laugh my brains out when I'm watching those "serious" Schwarzenegger movies.

[Ozzie]

Space Mutiny
I nearly died laughing. Especially great is a scene where they tried to think how people would dance in the future - well, with hulla-hoops!!! And the color of the lasers change countless times! The machine room of the spaceship looks very much like the inside of an old factory and the commander looks like Santa Claus!
Oh, I forgot, there are TWO commanders on the ship, and they have both armys, and they are fighting each other - oh, but watch some pretty neat space battle scenes - from Babylon 5!!

This movie is the pure pleasure, I bought it for 1.60 â,¬ - nah, not really, the postal costs were 3.00 â,¬ on top!

[En garde!]

Look in the web for "Mistery Science Theatre 3000". You will easily get a list of the crappiest movies ever. (Also very easy to obtain through certain P2P programs, I'm told, not that I ever would do such thing, *cough*)

And I can recommend "Manos, hands of fate", wich is the worst movie in history according to the IMDB. "You failed us Torgo!"

[Babar]

I always laugh my brains out when I'm watching those "serious" Schwarzenegger movies.

End of days? Whaaat? I suppose it was only a matter of time before they came up with "Arnie vs. Satan". Crappy movies are always great to watch with friends.

[Darth Mandarb]

State Property

This movie is so incredibly god-awful that it's almost worth suffering through just to make fun of it.  It's a bunch of imbecile street thugs trying to act like ... imbecile street thugs.  They come off looking like a bunch of chumps who my grandmother wouldn't be afraid of.  It's so 'wannabe' that it's laughable.

They somehow managed to get Jay-Z to be in the movie.

And there's good news if you love the movie ...

They're actually making a sequel cleverly titled; State Property 2 ... I tingle with anticipation for another gripping portrayal of life in the 'hood.

[Sam.]

i don't mean to sound racist (just so my ass is covered) but, don't those black "street" names sound hilarious? P-nut, poochie..

[PaulSC]

I deem a scale that classifies Battle Royale as a bad film to be a curious scale indeed.

[He-Man]

Yeah, this is what I'm talking about!

State Property and Space Muntiny sound like they would be very good company. I'm going to watch those one day.

Arnold S. is the main reason I've falling these kind of movies.  Hercules in New York is his best IMO and also his first. If you do not find that movie funny I don't know what is!

But he also has some really great lines in Commando:
"You're a funny guy, Sully... That's why i'm gonna kill you last!"
Later in the movie: "Hey Sully, you remember when I told you I would kill you last... I lied!"

and End of Days after being accused as a liar:
"I know what I hört!" <- one of my favorite quotes

Thanks...

[2ma2]

I love bad films. We use to get together and watch movies at school, sometimes really good ones, sometimes the opposite. But Battle Royale is not in any way a bad movie. That's saying Hana-Bi is a bad movie.

Onward to the movies!

Cabin Fever - we saw a pirated version, so it may be a rought cut. Either way, we all laughed our brains out. "Pancaaakes!" I don't know if it's meant to be fully serious, but it fails in every aspect anyway.

Commando - homoeroticism un masse! Must see! I second the proposal above! See!
"I had to let him go.." *shivers*

Every 80's horror-flick, apart from some special ones. The world pre-3d was not as cheesy as the first 3d tryouts, but it's pretty cheesy anyways. Especially this one!

Those inclined for anime may want to watch the modern classic Orutsikudödji (sp?). Made anime banned in Sweden! I recommend a drinking game - drink for every panty shot! It's pure wtf-material.

And if you say you havn't seen "Plan 9 from Outer space" I'll bloody wallop you into the next century.

[sedriss]

I am a huge fan of Troma.
Horrible movies, yet still awesome.

[LimpingFish]

Those inclined for anime may want to watch the modern classic Orutsikudödji (sp?). Made anime banned in Sweden! I recommend a drinking game - drink for every panty shot! It's pure wtf-material.
.

Urotsukidoji Sex and Mayhem! Sex and Mayhem! S and M!
Did it really cause anime to be banned in Sweden? Over here they just cut all the sex and violence out! Thus rendering the film useless! (Sex and Mayhem!)

And if you say you havn't seen "Plan 9 from Outer space" I'll bloody wallop you into the next century.

I used to know a guy who did some of the graphics for the old Gremlin adventure game based on that very same film! (Useless and unrequested fact!)

Bad movie = Anything with Ben Affleck.

[Pumaman]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned the one and only Pumaman.

[2ma2]

Limping: Yes it was. It is also responsible for this entry in "Svenska akademins ordlista", and I'm writing from memory, poorly translating;

"Anime: noun; animated violent pornography from Japan"

Cut all the sex and violence? That leaves you with about 5 minutes of movie left!

Puma: I have not seen Pumaman.. yet

[LimpingFish]

Limping: Yes it was. It is also responsible for this entry in "Svenska akademins ordlista", and I'm writing from memory, poorly translating;
"Anime: noun; animated violent pornography from Japan"

Ah, I see.  Britain had a similar run in with mis-information.  Except they used the term 'Manga'.  All Anime got lumped together as mind-warping Japanese pornography, usually under the banner 'Ban This Sick Filth!'

So bad it's good movie: Nemesis (1993). Cyborgs on the rampage in the deepest, darkest...uh...depths...of South America. Classic!

[LGM]

Ugh. If you think Battle Royale is a so crappy it's funny movie, I shall murder you.

[ThunderStorm]

Try looking for a film named "Panic in the Skies!", yet another you-got-to-bring-down-this-airplane movie. If it's only half as hilarious as the german translation, it'll be a great source of fun.
Man, I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. 

[Potch]

Oh god, Cabin Fever was TOO awful to even laugh at.  The movie was just ridiculously bad.

For me... it's the original Night of the Living Dead.  I bought it out of a bin at walmart for a dollar.  We laughed so hard at the bad acting.