Arrr! Talk like a pirate day!

cat · Mon 19/09/2011 08:26:30

Ahoy, lubbers!

Today is talk like a pirate day - get some grog and change your name to something piraty, or should we keelhaul you?

The mighty pirates
Cat o' nine tails
Captain Bloodbeer
Whambrush Threepwood
Black Tom Rackham
LeWonk
└Â» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00dÂ«┘
Bogggdan Yarrr
The Sea Cow
PegLegFish
Jolly Roger
TreasureTabby
ShiverMeTimbers!

Igor Hardy · Mon 19/09/2011 08:33:08

Ahoyi there, ye landswabbers, do ye want a cracker, or do ye prefer to taste me scurvy!?

WHAM · Mon 19/09/2011 08:37:02

I want to be a pirate!

Phemar · Mon 19/09/2011 09:08:48

Arrr ye yellow-bellied sea dogs! Git yer grog on and swab tha decks!

Edit:

Quote from: Captain Bloodbeer on Mon 19/09/2011 08:33:08
Ahoyi there, ye landswabbers.

Matey! What be a landswabber?

InCreator · Mon 19/09/2011 10:13:34

Next: Talk like a drug dealer day and talk like a nurse day. Funds for talk like a serial killer day ran out, sorry.

btw, did pirates really talk that way or is it just some fiction spread way too much?

Wonkyth · Mon 19/09/2011 10:22:34

After searching vast oceans and desert shores, I did be-chance upon this treasure. A tale of daring buccaneering be it!

voh · Mon 19/09/2011 10:28:00

Yesterday was Talk Like a Ninja day. It was very quiet.

Anyhoo!

Arrrrrr! It be contract signin' day! I hope me pirate talk isn't goin' t' cause a problem with me future employers.

arj0n · Mon 19/09/2011 10:34:59

Arrrrrrrr, bilge rats!
Mind if I fired me bluecup through your porthole?

Drink up, me hearties!

Igor Hardy · Mon 19/09/2011 12:02:40

Quote from: Black Tom Rackham on Mon 19/09/2011 09:08:48

Matey! What be a landswabber?

It's a swabbie pretending to be a landlubber. Or the other way around'o.

Bogdan · Mon 19/09/2011 12:29:45

Quote from: └» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00d«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 10:34:59

Yarr... is it filled filled with rum? If so I will rob ya'! O:

arj0n · Mon 19/09/2011 12:42:02

Quote from: Bogdan on Mon 19/09/2011 12:29:45
Yarr... is it filled filled with rum? If so I will rob ya'! O:

To 'ell with you, we'll feed ye to the sharks, ye mutinous parrot... To the poop deck!!

WHAM · Mon 19/09/2011 13:16:24

Avast, mateys! Here be some magikal picterrrs for ye to gaze upon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw&feature=player_detailpage

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=os5TXyJlEMc

Wonkyth · Mon 19/09/2011 13:27:30

Ney, don't ye be takin' a swig from that scurvy Arrrrjon!
His mug be BLACK, the colour of DEATH!

Try from this, more pleasantly shaded vessel:

arj0n · Mon 19/09/2011 14:24:01

Quote from: LeWonk on Mon 19/09/2011 13:27:30
Ney, don't ye be takin' a swig from that scurvy Arrrrjon!
His mug be BLACK, the colour of DEATH!

Try from this, more pleasantly shaded vessel:

Aye, that's quite a mug ye got thar, but what ye need is a good blue scabbard or I'll crush your skulls between me thighs!!
Want a cracker?

arj0n · Mon 19/09/2011 14:25:44

Quote from: Cat o' nine tails on Mon 19/09/2011 08:26:30
...or should we keelhaul you?

You. Pants Off. Now!

Privateer Puddin' · Mon 19/09/2011 15:45:55

Ahoy, today is the one magical day of the year when my name makes sense.

cat · Mon 19/09/2011 16:29:22

Quote from: └Â» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00dÂ«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 14:25:44
You. Pants Off. Now!

Avast, bilge rat, I'm a lady! Ye better drop your anchor in another lagoon!

arj0n · Mon 19/09/2011 16:37:22

Quote from: Cat o' nine tails on Mon 19/09/2011 16:29:22
Quote from: └Â» Arrrrrrj0n Peepw00dÂ«┘ on Mon 19/09/2011 14:25:44
You. Pants Off. Now!

Avast, bilge rat, I'm a lady! Ye better drop your anchor in another lagoon!

Arrr! darlinâ€™, before ya know I fire me cannon through yer porthole!

And don't even think 'bout gimme the 'talk to the claw' cap'n Furball...

Ponch · Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42

Arrr! I'll be on the poopdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns log!

arj0n · Mon 19/09/2011 16:41:13

Quote from: The Sea Cow on Mon 19/09/2011 16:38:42
Arrr! I'll be on the logdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns poop!

har har har