Best chat up lines

[auriond]

Speaking as a female, that last "you've left me speechless" one might actually work if spoken in just the right embarassed tone.

[Becky]

I think the most hilarious one someone said to me was "So what's the drugs scene like at this university?"

[Paper Carnival]

"were you watching pokemon when you were younger?"
And this game from a girl I was hitting on

"Hello. Let me introduce myself. I'm your new boyfriend"
From "Married with Children"

[Oliwerko]

"Hello. Let me introduce myself. I'm your new boyfriend"

Oh, that is quite bold 

Well, I do not use any of these, mainly because it is just obvious where are you aiming. Some of them can work though. I am also too shy for them, as others said already. But I am sometimes lucky like hell. One random day I just sat next to two girls in McDonald and started a conversation really stupidly (I even can't remember how, but it was something really boring) and after a while, it turned out that one of them was born on exactly the same day as me. Now that's what I call luck.

Anyway, my friend uses this one:
- Half past four.
- What?
- Didn't you ask about the time?
- No.
- Why?
and so on

And one that I used once, when one girl was buying mass transportation tickets in the ticket mashine on the street:
- Oh, hi! I invite you on one. What's your favourite one?
- ...
- Oh, you don't have a favourite. OK, I'll take you the 30 minute one, that's my favourite, it's really good.
Oh man, looking back - this sounds so painfully stupid that I am even afraid to tell someone! But it worked (for an unknown reason).

And one that was used on me that I believe is the MOST stupid one EVER:
- Don't you have a cigarette? 

My general opinion is that you can't make good friends just by randomly talking to people. Of course, a coincidence is coincidence, but...you know....it is far more possible to meet someone at an english course, musical school, whatever....

[Stupot]

This is where smokers have an advantage.  There's nothing quite like "Do you have a light?" to break the ice.  It's not a chat-up line as such, but it sparks up a conversation.  I don't smoke... could this explain why I don't have a girlfiend?

[Ubel]

I usually open the conversation with a funny line, such as "Uhm... umm... er..." Then I look down and blush a bit. The chicks totally dig that. I know that because I can hear them laugh/giggle through the powerful heartbeat I hear in my ears. After that I move forward and attempt to kiss her. Usually that leads to me getting a nasty bruise on my face which is a clear sign of affection. Then I pee my pants.

Success.

[Darth Mandarb]

One I've used with great success:

I approach and make eye contact, but say nothing.

Then after just the right amount of saying nothing I say, "Married?"

If she says no, "Boyfriend?"

If she says no, "Dinner?"

Works like a charm.

[Oliwerko]

One I've used with great success:

I approach and make eye contact, but say nothing.

Then after just the right amount of saying nothing I say, "Married?"

If she says no, "Boyfriend?"

If she says no, "Dinner?"

Works like a charm.

Wow, that's good one. How many of 10 girls do catch?

[Minimi]

Aah yes, smoking does really help, probably one of the reasons I won't quit. Also, on your work/school, there are mostly only a selected people smoking of the group, so you get easy contact, when you are freezing in the cold.

anyway, here are some of the chatup lines I can think of happening in my life. You must though know, that I'm the kinda person who just says what's on his mind, and get's the whole crowd laughing about my jokes... just because they are so bad... hehe :p

She: "Bye bye!"
I: "I love you!"
She: "How much?"
I: "10 bucks"

If she's cool she'll laugh about it, if she can't dig it... you'll be better wearing your StarWars lightsaber, to cut of her arms, cause otherwise you will. and I repeat "YOU WILL DIE"... wich in a weird sence actually happened to me!

hmmm... sorry guys, I'm alittle bit on weed here, and can't think of any other oneliners, ill post em when I do

[Lamak]

"Has anyone ever told you your eyes look like Space Crystals?"

It reminds me of the crappiest pick up line ever :
"Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky to put them into your eyes".

[Tuomas]

"So is your father a thief?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Because I saw him at the prison before I got out"

[Nikolas]

Chat up lines? Who needs them??!?!?

Com'on!

I'm amazing on my own, no words are needed!

(Imagine this scene... You approach a woman, no talk, you grab her, take her to the toilets and... After all that you go "So... What's your name?)

[Pumaman]

after a while, it turned out that one of them was born on exactly the same day as me

Ouch, now that's a relationship killer for sure! Nothing worse than opening each others presents at the same time, to find that she's bought you a £2000 ring, and you've bought her a Big Mac.
It'd be like having to endure two Christmasses a year...

Anyway, I keep meaning to try this line but I've never had the guts:

"Hey there darling, it's your lucky day"
"Why?"
"Because looks aren't important to me"

[Nikolas]

"You know... beauty is only a lightswitch away"

[Darth Mandarb]

Wow, that's good one. How many of 10 girls do catch?

I have tried that probably 10 or 15 times ... only 3 made it to the "dinner?" question because they answered yes to one of the first two (usually to "boyfriend?" cause I always scan the finger for a ring first).  Of the three that made it to "dinner?" I went out with all three of them.  So I guess that's 100%

"You know... beauty is only a lightswitch away"

I've used a variation of that one; "Hey ... don't worry, I look great in the dark!"  But I've found that women don't like self deprecation, so I go with confident (but not cocky).

[veryweirdguy]

My girlfriend has had "Do you come here often?" used on her, to which she replied "Yes" and thus the conversation ended.

Also the other night a very drunk guy kept telling her, while I was there, "You.....you are a very beautiful lady." Our friend then grabbed her hand, which was holding mine at the time, and said "and this...is her beautiful boyfriend." At which point he turned to me and said "You.....you are an attractive man." Which was creepy.

But then we had a threesome and that really broke the tension.

[Emerald]

"Wow, you are gorgeous. You have any Irish in ya?"

"Um, no."

"Ya want some?"

[twin-moon]

Only one I always remembered was: "How would you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized?".
But I never use chatup lines, since it never can remember 'em at the right moment. I just talk about the music that's playing or something.

Now that I think of it, I have used "Do you come here often?"

[Layabout]

after a while, it turned out that one of them was born on exactly the same day as me

Ouch, now that's a relationship killer for sure! Nothing worse than opening each others presents at the same time, to find that she's bought you a £2000 ring, and you've bought her a Big Mac.
It'd be like having to endure two Christmasses a year...

Anyway, I keep meaning to try this line but I've never had the guts:

"Hey there darling, it's your lucky day"
"Why?"
"Because looks aren't important to me"

So that's the line my mate Rob must be using! His aim for the weekend is to get totally trolleyed and shag a monsterous bird. Looks don't matter. If they are attractive they are too much work. Body doesn't matter cause he loves a bit of meat to hold on to. And chubby uglies don't get sex that often so they work harder in bed and it's more fun.... apparantly.

It's all charity work. He's done enough charity work in the past few years, he is waiting for an OBE.

Anyway, chat up lines.

Me and my mate, now this was quite a few years ago, started chatting to these two american tourist chicks. Quite ok.  It was a bit of a crap nite, since the cashpoint stole my card, and he was skint. So we had nothing. We tried to convince these girls that it was the done thing to buy random guys drinks. This went on for ages. They didn't believe us.

Speaking of which, I very rarely buy girls drinks. I would never offer to buy a drink to break the ice. screw that, just ask the bartender for some ice and aim for her cleavage.

[The Ivy]

Here's my take on the matter. I've heard the "Have we met?" one a few times. Also, "Does the music in here suck or what?"