Bet you didn't see THIS coming....

[TheYak]

I was, in fact, thinking about Buster's (or is is Baxter?) adventures all wrong.  The divorced or abuse parents scenarios probably wouldn't fit into the happy family setting that they were probably trying to show.  I suppose it would be a lot more beneficial to show a happy and functional family with two moms than to address it as a "here's what you should do if..." kind of thing.  For all I know, there might very well be a bi-racial family that he comes across, I stopped short of doing the research.  <Yak pulls the lobsters out of his pants and attempts to relax a bit> 

[Peter Thomas]

Also, on the same day, SomethingAwful will close down.

There's a human/animal hybrid coming next thursday?

[DGMacphee]

Wait, are you serious about SomethingAwful closing next Thursday? Or are you joking?

I'm not sure if you are or aren't.

AMBIGUITY!!!

[Peter Thomas]

BUAHAHAHA!

If somethingawful ever closed down I think I'd have to commit suicide - or some equally amazingly cool stunt.

[SSH]

I know this parody is a bit late on in the discussion, by but brian works very slowly:

AGS has NOTHING to do with making games. That's like saying kissing was invented so we can share cold sores

[Peter Thomas]

That's TWICE I've been quoted. That's gotta get me in the history books or SOMETHING....

[Andail]

you'll end up in the books for bumping your own thread every other post

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Thus spake Zandailstra. It is spoken.

[BernieLaraemie]

Uh guys, where is this somethingawful?  I'm thinking it's a website. . .

And sweet Michael Crawford avatar, Rui

[Peter Thomas]

www.somethingawful.com

That's like saying "who's tubgirl"??

Oh, and if you don't know - SERIOUSLY don't ask...

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

...who IS she?

[DragonRose]

No no no no no no no no. Tubgirl baaaaaaaaaaad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites

A discription- not a picture, thank god!- of Tub girl is on that page. As well as a lot of other discriptions of nasty sites you will never ever want to go to.


So... what was the topic of this thread again?

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

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...er, the topic was something we didn't see coming, which is exactly what I got when I checked out tubgirl...

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<slap>

Ah yes. Topic! Yes of course! Stay on topic! Er... well, I don't actually have anything MORE to say than I've already said some posts ago, so I'll just say, thanks Bernie! I recently fell in love with the musical, which is quite obvious from the new avatar and name. And damn, can that guy sing.

[BernieLaraemie]

Erm . . .I think I"m just going to stay away from those site.  It sounds good to me.

If you like the musical, I'd recommend the new movie, but it's really only good to fans of the musical or of that kind of music or period pieces.  Otherwise, it is teh suck.

~~Bernie L

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

Well, I saw the film, and I gotta tell you... though I LOVED it, my love grew much weaker when I listened to the original Sara Brightman/Steve Barton/Michael Crawford album. The film IS very good; simply not as good as the excellent original.

[Timosity]

That's not cool.

Although I'm undecided about whether or not Oral Sex is good or not! I mean, undeniably the FEELING is great but.....

This next part contains descriptions that may make you want to vomit... you WERE warned.


I know a couple of guys who went out with girls, Gave them head, SWALLOWED!! and then wanted to KISS them straight afterwards. That grossed the guys out completely. So MY verdict is:

If a girl gives you head, it's fine, as long as she doesn't want to kiss afterwards. Then, when she gets cancer, just laugh and say THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WANTING TO BE ALL GROSS AND STUFF!!


problem solved. unless you're gay.....

in which case you should be posting in another thread

We all saw this cumming, see, you've been planning this thread for almost a year according to this above quoted post.

Welcome back

[Peter Thomas]

I never said anything LIKE that!

[/runs and edits ALL posts pertaining to gay people not contained within this thread]

I could tell you a little more about that story, but I just don't think you people are ready to handle it...

Off topic - well, sort of - what was I even getting at there? Was I saying semen gives you mouth cancer or something equally disturbing? I'd go and find it... but, you know... not in my nature and stuff...

[shbaz]

Semen cures cancer, and I totally saw this coming you faux homophobe. I hope you get married and are forced to enjoy every excrutiatingly painful anal penetration related to it.

[Peter Thomas]

Faux homophobe? I guess that made sense to someone. That I fake being afraid of gay people or something. Something... I forget where this was going exactly. But it was something partially derogatory towards you, possibly involving a mullet, I really can't remember. But take offense anyway...

[Rui 'Trovatore' Pires]

THAT was certainly enlightening.