Christopia

vict0r · Fri 12/05/2006 19:15:48

Hmm... This is an island right? I claim the rights to search for oil! And gold! I now own all stocks in "Christopia oil and gold and other stuff you have to search for to find inc. (stuff you have to search for includes uranium, metals hidden treasures, lost socks etc.)". It's strange that noone did this before.
I'll give up thugging and start drilling for oil! I'll soon be rich. Any gold claims and rights to search for stuff must be bought from me.

lo_res_man · Fri 12/05/2006 19:50:17

I am gonna’ get me a big gun. ya see considerin' this is Christopia and all, there's prob’ly a whole bunch' o' wild pixels on this island, I intend ta hunt dem varmints down. ah yes sir alright. so if ya see me, I'm PIXEL HUNTIN'

vict0r · Fri 12/05/2006 20:10:36

Excuse me, i think you need my permission to do that. As you have to search for the pixels!

Krysis · Fri 12/05/2006 20:12:53

vict0r, I think you need an approval from the goverment before claiming everything around.

vict0r · Fri 12/05/2006 20:18:32

I claim the goverment!

EDIT: Useless post... Erm... Yes! Is it suddenly illegal to start new companies? Dictatorship is it? What do you prefer? A brainless thug who beat you up, or a financial genius who make money and contribute to christopias whealth etc. by paying extreme amounts of tax and such?

lo_res_man · Fri 12/05/2006 20:35:23

Democracy with a king.and who? Chris Jones of course.

Afflict · Fri 12/05/2006 20:40:18

Hehe funny stuff anyway Victor can dig for his gold why not the only problem is section 5 act 19 underwritten clause 44(q) in the CJ - Island legeslation that no diggin is permitted without an authenticated TFT (the familt treasure) Spade and if you dont have one the only one is located within the vault of the fortress of Christopia gaurded by that huge alien monsters from MORDY so happy go digging.

Any diggin' done without this spade will result in a majour problem regarding the RON zombie virus... that is going around about this time of year

Ishmael · Fri 12/05/2006 22:34:09

If you want to dig for your lotions and whatnot around my mansion you'll be negotiating with my shotgun, bear that in mind will ya?

Nacho · Fri 12/05/2006 22:41:12

Of topic, but... Do you REALLY thing that Kingdom is not compatible with democracy?!?

Afflict · Sat 13/05/2006 02:24:42

MMM i dunno, i leave the politics to the democrats

Anyway about that shotgun where did you obtain your fire arm license

Alynn · Sat 13/05/2006 07:35:36

I still want to know since I'm like the High Commander of His Royal Army can I not hold other positions in government...

I still want to head up the Ministry of Drinking Way too Much Coffee

Haddas · Sat 13/05/2006 08:17:05

1. No guns.
2. Why can't it be like mittens, only lasting forever?

passer-by · Sat 13/05/2006 10:17:05

[CP is buying land now that the inflation is still low and quickly builds numerous luxurious but environment friendly villas and museums since she lost the big contracts for ministries, ports, bridges and highways...]

Pumaman · Sat 13/05/2006 12:14:12

As King of Christopia, I must remind you that I have levied a 99% income tax on all businesses on the island.

passer-by · Sat 13/05/2006 12:49:11

Then I guess it's OK for offshore businesses and multinationals with *complicated* ownership and offices abroad and Cayman banks accounts and all that staff my accountants and lawyers have tried to explain to me.

[CP shuffles calendar to find a suitable date for an important donation in cash for the kingdom]

Andail · Sat 13/05/2006 13:04:53

CJ, considering that 9 out of 10 Christopians talk about nothing else than rebelion, you don't want to speak too loudly about taxes.

Haddas · Sat 13/05/2006 13:16:45

Personally, I don't even see why they're rebelling. Mylord, I suggest we ship the rebels to a deserted island to think about what they've done, and possibly think about what they're rebelling against.

DoorKnobHandle · Sat 13/05/2006 13:23:08

Quote from: Haddas on Sat 13/05/2006 13:16:45
Mylord, I suggest we ship the rebels to a deserted island to think about what they've done, and possibly think about what they're rebelling against.

...and possibly think about how the hell they're gonna get back into civilication before dying of hunger.

Ishmael · Sat 13/05/2006 13:24:56

The firearm lisence - as well as the firearm - is a family heirloom. My grandfater found it from somewhere in Alaska while digging for gold. The gun he got from an eskimo whose shrink had told me to get rid of all items commonly concidered deadly. He ran out of shots when warding off sharks at some aquarium. And as the sharks got him after a fierce struggle, his belongings were given to my father who in turn gave some of the stuff to me when I set out ot the world.

Now how's it with the construction of that manor of mine? I might have signed a deal about it with someone, but I'm not too sure about that. So, if not, anyone up for it?

Also I was concidering giving up the position of Head Judge and to start living up in my little place, seeing there is no courthouse either...

Ali · Sat 13/05/2006 14:06:20

As far as the constitution goes, shouldn't we paint a list of commandments on a barn a la Animal Farm?

I suggest we start with:

Point-and-click good, direct-control bad.

Or is that too controversial?

Either way, cp better hurry up and build some barns.