Conspiracy theory thread

[Tuomas]

use that because you hate google?

[Hammerite]

I HATE Goooooooooooooooooooooooooogle
Use
http://www.ask.com/

what did google do to you?

[Mr Flibble]

I'll tell you what google didn't do, and that's pay Wtcq's salary : P

[Haddas]

Apparently, the CIA controls gravity.

[Akatosh]

And, due to "Jan van Helsing" (not his real name, of course), the weather.

[Dan_N]

Microsoft is EVIL.

[Akatosh]

Oh, REALLY?

(also, first post with my new keyboard which, surprisingly, works just as fine as my old keyboard did before it broke.)

[LUniqueDan]

Apparently, the CIA controls gravity.

What are-you talking about?

The CIA is not behind the Gravity Law. Everybody knows that. The CIA? If they controlled gravity they will be able to predict the fall of Berlin Wall. No no no.

It's the Swiss Secret service, Micheal Moore miss it all. Anyway, I'm sure he eated Swiss Cheese. At least once.

[Akatosh]

You see, I've joined the Illuminati, so don't expect to hear something true from me again. Also, why does this thread get bumped every once in a while?

[FSi++]

Also, why does this thread get bumped every once in a while?

BECAUSE, Little One. BECAUSE.