Dumb Poem I wrote for school

[Bluke4x4]

We were supposed to write a poem about a butterfly at school.  
Here's my submission:

The Stupid Butterfly

The nice butterfly
Flies in the sky
beautiful pest
I slap on my chest
It's dead now.
Look at the cow
eating it's carcass
I named the cow Gus.

Guess
what Gus
eats at lunch
a dead insect
I do not object
to his sick habits
I rather like it
stupid butterfly

[LGM]

I cried 3 times

[Trapezoid]

A poet would say, "I wept thrice".
You sir, are no poet.

[LGM]

Did I say I was?!!:p

[Bob The Hun]

Verily, he claimeth not be as poetic as thineself.
Bluke, thy tome beith praiseworthy!

[LGM]

Thy poem is worthy of praise
Thine words have spouted joyful tears from my eyes
It's like being inside of a maze
A maze where everyone dies.

[Bluke4x4]

I made another one, called

The Zombie Who Ate Manhattan

A zombie went to Manhattan
A zombie watched Patton
Even though he hated it.

A zombie went to Manhattan
A zombie only spoke Pig Latin
Then he popped a zit.

A zombie went to Manhattan
A zombie moved from Britain
He ordered a tongue piercing kit.

A zombie went to Manhattan.
A zombie ate Manhattan
'Cause he hated it.