German Safety Film - Very Graphic!

Started by TheDude, Mon 10/05/2004 15:21:35

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TheDude

http://media.hugi.is/hahradi/fyndnar/STAPLERFAHRERKLAUSDERERSTEA-1.wmv

There is a lot of blood in this, so it's not for the faint of heart! It gets worse as the movie goes on.

evenwolf

Ah, the dangers of lifting forks.

That was very entertaining, as well as educational.
"I drink a thousand shipwrecks.'"

ThunderStorm

Please notice that this is a parody of an educational film. :)

Personally, I think that it has just crossed the limits of taste and humour, as it get's very violent towards the end, but opinions are different on that movie as on any other one.

Scummbuddy

That was freakin' hilarious. Very graphic though. wow.  when i took a first aid and safety class at my college, we watched a video, and it started normal, then all of the sudden people started doing these dumb things, and it really looked like they were breaking open their legs or stupid stuff. it was quite humorous, ill try and find it.
- Oh great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilets backing up.
- No, I mean it's really STUCK. Like adventure-game stuck.
-Hoagie from DOTT

shbaz

The safety video I watched before my factory job would show the scenes and then just imply that something went wrong (without the gore) and then show real photos of accidents from the very factory I was working at. They were quite graphic too.. the machines that ate up a persons arm covered in blood, and the hospital photos.
Once I killed a man. His name was Mario, I think. His brother Luigi was upset at first, but adamant to continue on the adventure that they started together.

HingedShinobi

man that video is funny, i especially like the bit at the end when the forklift drives off into the distance

Scummbuddy

followed closely, i believe, by the chainsaw + arm...
- Oh great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilets backing up.
- No, I mean it's really STUCK. Like adventure-game stuck.
-Hoagie from DOTT

evenwolf

#7
Spoiler
Yeah, that shot is great.  I also really like that the torso guy hasn't been moved or rescued, and how the hand guy is going about very casually.
[close]
"I drink a thousand shipwrecks.'"

LGM

#8
Hah... That was one of the greatest semi-snuff/parody/comedy/whatever films ever!!

I love how they get hurt, and just act like nothing has happened.

German filmmakers are brilliant. I'm glad I'm going there in 3 weeks..
You. Me. Denny's.

Esseb

#9
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_movie

Calling that a snuff movie is an insult to all the filthy rich royal heirs who pay struggling filmmakers to film hookers being murdered.

LGM

I always thought snuff films were fake..
You. Me. Denny's.

Esseb

Most of them probably are. That does not make this humorous spoof on safety instruction videos into one however. Otherwise most of Stallone's movies would be delegated to an entirely different section in video rental stores.

LGM

Hehe.. I get your point.. Post edited.

Still a good shortie nontheless.
You. Me. Denny's.

Domino

That video was so damn funny, that i got the guys i work with to watch it.Ã,  We couldn't stop laughing.

Robert Eric

Likewise, I'm bringing that to work.
Ã, Ã, 

Samuli

I've seen the film on TV some years ago. It was quite funny. What I found interesting though is that the censorship on German television is very strict about blood and gore. Still they make films like this, wierd.. I doubt they've never shown this one on German network.
Yes, well, I really didn't have anything to say about that anyway...

LGM

They censor violence and gore yet show all teh nudity? Weird. I've seen German television before, and it's nothing short of weird, and sometimes gross.
You. Me. Denny's.

Haddas

Yes. I'm surprised. I mean... They don't allow RAGDOLL physics in FarCry because it's "gore". In worst cases, the blood is green! I hear Postal was banned (am I wrong, I'm not sure). Thank good I live in Finland where cursing, nudity and violence isn't banned.

Robert Eric

Seriously, the best American TV show that barely evades the censors is Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
Ã, Ã, 

Ryam BaCo

i didn't click on this link, but because of the title "staplerfahrer klaus" i think i know what you mean. senseless brutality, right?
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