Guilty Pleasures/Darkest Secrets

[Disco]

Wow. Actually, my darkest secret is that I have OCD.

Thanks for sharing, I don't think anyone could have guessed that.

[nulluser]

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[big brother]

Jeez, we don't need to know this. How could this thread ever be a good idea?

Oh, right, I clicked on it. But it was an accident, really.

[Raggit]

...How could this thread ever be a good idea?

Because you are interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives!Ã,  And remember, future events such as these will affect you, in the future!

You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space? the AGS forum members guilty pleasures/dark secrets??!

[esper]

Demon: use wikipedia. you'll find it under biastophilia. And, by the way, pedophilia is the proper spelling for American English.

[Kweepa]

Because you are interested in the future, for that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives!

Indeed!

[shbaz]

Sometimes I expose/touch myself in public restrooms. This wouldn't really be a problem but most of the time it's the wrong restroom.

[Tuomas]

Tuomas was sick, but he was funny with it.

I don't know how to take that :/ ... On a deeper level the whole thread is sick, and even more are the people who write here. And guess who is most sick? he/she who reads but decides not to write! Now I may get that quite a lot, but at least I was honest, and that takes me a step higher than some people, and even though that's not my goal, it feels damn good to be best. Wait... how did I get here?

[ManicMatt]

Well you know! I like the idea of a hot women raping me. But then I'd really be consenting it and it's not reallt rape... so really I just like the idea of a woman being forceful with me. Even that time this girl pushed me down onto the floor (I didnt resist) and stood on my neck with one foot hrrmmm hahahaha!!!

Tuomas: Wasn't that a joke? About being in the mirror? I mean, if you're serious, it's not the sort of thing I'd expect someone to tell all and sundry about, that's all. But whatever, we all have our different likes and stuff.

[Raggit]

Okay, okay, my darkest secret:  I'm muzzled by Army Brass!

[nulluser]

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[Tuomas]

40 Days a Virgin? that reminded me, I have a thing for zebras. Especially if you compare them to horses, whom I don't like.

[nulluser]

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[Akatosh]

Yet again, you all made me feel sick 

If you need me, I'm over in that corner again. Throwing up. Everything I ever ate.

[nulluser]

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[Mr Flibble]

I like plotting to assassinate the American President with an explosive deivce, for religious motivation.

...Yeah, my actual guilty pleasure is baiting FBI agents with treachery and lies. It's just fun.

Don't worry, I keep my biastophilia porn on a secret hard drive under the floorboards. They'll never find it... OH SHI-

[Akatosh]

Great. Now it's making the sound of a clock wrapped up in cotton.

Ooh, don't get it? Okay, it resembles the sound of an old man's heartbeat.

[nulluser]

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[monkey0506]

Biastophilia is sexual arrousal from assaulting an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

No...it's not rape. Alastair you crazy fool. We all know that you're no biastophil. Quit trying to sound cool. He's really a....zoophile. Sorry mate. I knew I said I wouldn't tell...but...that girl-on-girl-on-horse site you sent me the other day was too much for me.

[Raggit]

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