Having trouble in exams?

DGMacphee · Tue 18/05/2004 07:46:30

Then make up the answers!!!Ã,Â

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp

Here's where it comes from:

http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/

Gilbert · Tue 18/05/2004 07:49:25

FUN. It reminds me of the funny Chinese compositions floting around on the net.

* Gilbot V7000a will try to use "It reminds me of..." at least once a day from now.

Peter Thomas · Tue 18/05/2004 08:20:02

I always laugh when I see this one, too:

Ginny · Tue 18/05/2004 13:46:25

.........

*wipes tears*
Whew, those had me laughing nonstop for a while..

That blot reminds me of my tests.. I just write really untidy, and if there's something I need to erase, I black it out completely, not leaving one white pixel in sight

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On a kinda off topic note, I feel that my results in our last math exam will be better because of eating glucose contaning food shortly before the test. Thank god for morning biology lessons.

Peter Thomas · Tue 18/05/2004 13:50:14

I sucked at maths. Don't know why, because now that I'm out of school I love it, and I do physics and maths and stuff in my spare time.

The only thing I hate about that comic is that they couldn't even spend the time to work out a proper equation. They just used a bunch of symbols

EDIT: okay, that made me sound like a complete geek. I don't LOVE maths, so to speak, where as I DO love english and music. There - those are 2 relatively normal topics.

Aren't they?

Ginny · Tue 18/05/2004 14:05:30

There'a nothing wrong with loving maths... I hope..
I happen to enjoy maths, i just hope it won't be the other way around later on

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Nacho · Tue 18/05/2004 14:22:51

Nice reading! I remember some cases, in Spain there is a book full of real humourous answers like those.

Examples:

(This one is very typical)
Q-Could you describe me the most important consequences of the French Revolution?
A-Yes.

Q-How did Chris Columbus find America?
A-Sunny and hot.

Q-Which were Jesus' last words before dying in the cross?
A- Argh!

HillBilly · Tue 18/05/2004 15:20:25

I only like doing math when I understand it. So you see, I hate math.

But I like history!

veryweirdguy · Tue 18/05/2004 15:26:53

I liked the other thing on this guy's site as well:

http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/intellectualart.wmv

6 min long movie, but I think it was worth it.

On a side note, I quite like Maths, but I do believe I am quite good at it (don't want to sound arrogant here, but well.......). I'll have to wait 'til August to find out for sure, of course

shbaz · Tue 18/05/2004 23:54:42

Quote from: Ginny on Tue 18/05/2004 14:05:30
There'a nothing wrong with loving maths... I hope..
I happen to enjoy maths, i just hope it won't be the other way around later on .

My Calculus professor told us that when he was in college he bought all of the math books that he could afford, and worked out the problems until he fell asleep on top of the books. Then he would wake up, eat, and do more math. Crazy. He also told lots of Math jokes.

Las Naranjas · Wed 19/05/2004 00:05:33

The primitive of d(cabin)/cabin = log cabin + C = houseboat.

Ho Ho Ho.

Similarly, primitive of 3Ice^2 = Ice^3 + C = iceberg.

Robert Eric · Wed 19/05/2004 02:02:39

2 + 2 = 5, right?

DGMacphee · Wed 19/05/2004 02:03:54

IceIceBaby

Gilbert · Wed 19/05/2004 02:23:53

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!1!

No more mathematics nonsense!

Evil · Wed 19/05/2004 02:27:13

I had a friend who turned in the same sheet of homework for 2 weeks and got full credit.

It works well.

Dart · Wed 19/05/2004 02:28:18

1 + 1 = 10.

.... in binary.

I'm such a nerd, aren't I?

shbaz · Wed 19/05/2004 02:48:48

Quote from: Evil on Wed 19/05/2004 02:27:13
I had a friend who turned in the same sheet of homework for 2 weeks and got full credit.

It works well.

Yeah, it wasn't until the end of the semester that I figured out that they never graded my pre-labs in chemistry. I realized I'd forgotten to do my pre-lab 10 minutes before class started and I filled it in with nonsense answers, only to recieve full points. I had a lazy TA.

http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v96/shbazjinkens/hw12.jpg

I actually knew the first two on that page..

Ginny · Wed 19/05/2004 10:39:57

Heh, there are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who know about binary, and those who don't.

I love this joke..
Funny how I can hand in 15 out of 25 geometry excercises and get this remark: "excellent! continue this way." (in free translation). I guess even the strictest teachers fail to notice this sometimes.

Pet Terry · Wed 19/05/2004 10:46:49

Quote from: Robert Eric on Wed 19/05/2004 02:02:39
2 + 2 = 5, right?

No, it's
2 + 2 = 22

Ryam BaCo · Wed 19/05/2004 18:34:07

do you know this one???

it's in german and you probably won't understand but the drawings are really cooool.

that reminds me. yeah! i'm in my final exams right now! but i don't have troubles...not yet....