How to get high with NO drugs or anything.

[Nightfable]

Just I have my own difficulties with language, I have trouble with the pronunciation, spelling and using words correctly.

I know exactly the feeling, I still struggle with my English; me being Canadian French and all. I talk in English all the time with my husband, it's improved greatly but I keep translating sayings from French to English wrong and it usually ends up having people confused and laugh at me.

For example,

French expression: "Je viens faire du lèche vitrine aujourd'hui."
My translation: "I did some window licking today."
Proper expression: "I did some window shopping/browsing today."

Or..

French expression: "Non mais, il a les deux doigts dans le nez!"
My translation: "This guy has two fingers up his nose!"
Proper expression: "This guy has his thumb up his ass!"

You get the point, lol!

[LUniqueDan]

Dan knock his on the wall until it bleeds
sti
(Next production PM will be in french)

[MrColossal]

My translation: "I will do some window licking today."

I prefer your translation Who doesn't want to window lick?

[vict0r]

Or you can do what the kids are doing these days! Take a dump in a jar or bottle, place a balloon or a condom around the top, put it in the sun or somewhere hot and wait for the gases to gather in the balloon!
Proceed to remove the balloon from the bottle and then inhale the gases!

[JD]

I prefer your translation Who doesn't want to window lick?

Ah I loved seeing that again. It's so weird and funky.

[Nacho]

Can we do a thread with gramatical mistakes? Pleeeeeeeese! ^_^ I would be the protagonist!  

[InCreator]

Can we do a thread with gramatical mistakes? Pleeeeeeeese! ^_^ I would be the protagonist! 

I'm quite sure that thread like this would cause exploding brains here and there.
Internet society nowadays have taken grammatical mistakes to a whole new level.

[SSH]

If you get one of those baguettes with poppy seeds on top and use it like a giant bong, you can get high!

[Nightfable]

I saw What the Buck talk about that gas-balloon-thingny kids get high on and I'm seriously grossed out. I guess you have to be pretty desperate to attempt something like that.

I swear my cat gets high, she licks the sticky side of tape and also used to lick off old peeling varnish from one of my old chairs - she does it frantically like she's addicted to it. I always have to keep an eye open for that cat, she scares me...  :o


She's the gray one attacking my other cat, lol.

[Nacho]

And there' s another one, black! Oh! Wait... there' s another one in a craddle desguised as a human baby!!! 4 cats in home! Invite me and Lorena to your home! She' s allergic and she should sneeze in the funnier way ever! 

[InCreator]

I swear my cat gets high, she licks the sticky side of tape and also used to lick off old peeling varnish from one of my old chairs - she does it frantically like she's addicted to it. I always have to keep an eye open for that cat, she scares me...

Huh? My cat licks plastic shopping bags. Like crazy! I something wake up because of the noise. And I can't pull her away.
I wonder if there's scientific explanation to this.

[OneDollar]

Most cat's roll around in catnip, but mine just eats it. We had a bottle of catnip spray that was great fun, even though she's fairly old she'd beat up anything you sprayed it on. Then lick it. I've never seen a dog take drugs though

[Nightfable]

Haha, Nacho, do you want them? My cats drive me crazy all the time.

InCreator, my cat lick plastic bags too... WTF?!! There HAS to be an connection, lol!

[Domino]

There is a certain chemical in plastic bags that taste good to cats. My cat starts chomping on plastic bags whenever his food dish is empty.

It might be the same thing as why cats drink car antifreeze..but that is deadly.

It really annoys me when my 14 year old cat starts eating plastic bags when i am trying to sleep. The sound really bugs me and i have to yell at him.

[arthur.com]

First Pokemon, now drugs...

Come on arthur, you can do better.

i dont do drugs!
you can ask anybody who knows me. they all will say NO

[vict0r]

First Pokemon, now drugs...

Come on arthur, you can do better.

i dont do drugs!
you can ask anybody who knows me. they all will say NO

I don't believe you, you druggie!

[Nacho]

Haha, Nacho, do you want them? My cats drive me crazy all the time.

Not sure if Lorena would like 3 of those kittens... She might want the one in the craddle, though... 

[arthur.com]

What happens if you breathe less when you're sleeping?

Then you die.
Its only a matter of time.
like the red ghost chasing pac-man who's eating a lot of dots

[arthur.com]

First Pokemon, now drugs...

Come on arthur, you can do better.

i dont do drugs!
you can ask anybody who knows me. they all will say NO

I don't believe you, you druggie!

Whell then keelhaul yourself

and your  Tetrahydrocannabinol gave me a headache. BIG one

[radiowaves]

I saw What the Buck talk about that gas-balloon-thingny kids get high on and I'm seriously grossed out. I guess you have to be pretty desperate to attempt something like that.

I swear my cat gets high, she licks the sticky side of tape and also used to lick off old peeling varnish from one of my old chairs - she does it frantically like she's addicted to it. I always have to keep an eye open for that cat, she scares me...  :o
She's the gray one attacking my other cat, lol.

Omg, my cat does it too lol. She likes the tape-glue even more than valerian. I can't leave any tape around or I might lose it. Oh, and plastic bags, oh yeah!



But on topic. If something makes you high, it is drugs. If not, then what is it? Is 3 packs of nutmeg with strong alcohol a drug or not, that is the ultimate question.