How to get high with NO drugs or anything.

[vict0r]

But on topic. If something makes you high, it is drugs. If not, then what is it? Is 3 packs of nutmeg with strong alcohol a drug or not, that is the ultimate question.

Nah, that's just boring and eventually painful..

[radiowaves]

So, its eventually painful and can fuck up your liver. But, it can lead to hallucinatiopns and therefore you could get high.
So, why is it legal? Which is worse, mushrooms or nutmeg?

[vict0r]

Well, no you most likely wouldn't get hallucinations, only feel high or stoned 3-5 hours after ingestion. And when you're done you're guaranteed a horrible horrible hangover... Quite boring actually.

[Nacho]

So, its eventually painful and can fuck up your liver. But, it can lead to hallucinatiopns and therefore you could get high.
So, why is it legal? Which is worse, mushrooms or nutmeg?

Your lack of logical is amazing... ^_^ You go on saying "This is as worse as shrooms!, This is even more dangerous than shrooms!!! Why don' we legalise the shrooms???" In spite of saying "Why don' t we ilegalise things that are as dangerous as shrooms???" 

[radiowaves]

As dangerous as shrooms? Are they?

[vict0r]

You can't OD on shrooms... You can on nutmeg! Shrooms are very rarely physically dangerous when eaten once, compared to nutmeg which you can die from if you eat too much...

[radiowaves]

See, Nacho is the one who lacks logic Blame him!

[Raggit]

Or you can do what the kids are doing these days! Take a dump in a jar or bottle, place a balloon or a condom around the top, put it in the sun or somewhere hot and wait for the gases to gather in the balloon!
Proceed to remove the balloon from the bottle and then inhale the gases!

Oh.  My.  God.   That is the NASTIEST thing I've EVER read in my life. 

[vict0r]

Or you can do what the kids are doing these days! Take a dump in a jar or bottle, place a balloon or a condom around the top, put it in the sun or somewhere hot and wait for the gases to gather in the balloon!
Proceed to remove the balloon from the bottle and then inhale the gases!

Oh.  My.  God.   That is the NASTIEST thing I've EVER read in my life. 

Welcome. This is the internet. But nah, I would never do this even with the wildest and best hallucinations ever. It's just something desperate kids do when they can't get the real deal.

Here:



Very nice..

[OneDollar]

The guy in the last picture looks like he's got a straw...

[Haddas]

That is because he's using the straw to inhale the gases without them passing through the mouth, probably to avoid the bad taste. Common sense.

[Nacho]

How the hell you get a confidential report from Collier Contry Sheriff' s Office???

[Nightfable]

OMG like it's a whole new way to like astral project like!!1!

I'm gonna go crap in a jar now...

Shit, I have no balloons on me. I guess I'll have to wait....

God darn it! Shizer!









Haha, just kidding!! 

(If you find the hidden words you get extra points)

[OneDollar]

Common sense.

Of course.

[Domino]

Jenkem is disgusting. Why would anybody want to try that? Oh, just plain gross.

Might as well not flush your toilet for a month and shove your head into it.

[Nightfable]

Might as well not flush your toilet for a month and shove your head into it.

My thought exactly! What will they come up with next? :

[ManicMatt]

Go straight to the source and shove your head up someone's arse!

[EldKatt]

I find some of the wordings in that bulletin highly amusing for some reason.

"...strong hallucinations of times past." - how poetic.

"Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness." - Scientists call this phenomenon "magic".

"All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth..." - NO SHIT.

[Domino]

I have a feeling that going #1 and #2 will become a crime, because we are creating a drug.

Will the police beat down your door while you are sitting on the bowl.

[vict0r]

NO SHIT.

Yeah, shit.