Howard Dean wrote me!!

[Matt Brown]

...Or rather, somebody in the Dean Camp wrote me. it doesnt matter. I'm tickled, cause my question was really kind of joke.

A few days ago, John Kerry challegened Dean to a debate. That same day, I saw Kerry playing guitar with a band on C-SPAN. They were trying to play 10th avenue freeze out, by bruce springsteen. They SUCKED. after watching this, I got an idea...

Dear Mr.Dean
I know you are a very busy man, but I have an interesting suggestion as you campaign for president.
(here I told him the above infomation)
Now...here's my idea. During the 92 and 96 campaigns, Clinton played his Sax at many jazz festivals, and the people loved it. It made him look cool.

On that not, instead of debating Kerry, why dont you get a group of musically talented democrats together, and challege his band to a battle?

Such a gimick would attract lots of viewers, and give attention to your campaign, and it would increase your image with the public.

Thanks for your time sir, and good luck!
Matthew Brown
Granville Ohio


and this is what they said!!!

Dear Matthew,
Thank you for the interesting suggestion regaurding a music battle with mr.kerry. We'll certainly remember that one.

then they tell me all this pro-dean stuff I can do...which I might


yeah, I know they blew me off, but I dont care. they took the time to write me back, on a half-asses stunt. I certainly intend on asking them more serious things now, now that I know they will listen.
Isnt that cool?

I wonder if all people running for president will do that

[Evil]

Heh, now that is funny. I should send him the same idea ... Or better yet, maybe we could get trap to make a promotional song and have hime sing it!

[Matt Brown]

I think trap needs to make a vote dean flash animation

[Evil]

featuring dancing Dean and the sucky John Kerry possie...

[Trapezoid]

He has a kinda creepy smile.
I'm voting for Gallagher.

[DGMacphee]

Vote Coleman!

[Nacho]

I would vote that porn actress... Is she called "Mary Carey" or something like that...

Unfortunately, I´m spanish and here porn actresses do not run for governors... :'(

http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/



Eeer... Please, feel free to remove this pic... Is the second bikini girl I post this week...

[Privateer Puddin']

She supports legalizing ferrets

what?

[Matt Brown]

dean= running for president

coleman= running for gov of california

so is teh p0rn star.

I dont know who Gallagher is trap, can you tell me more?

[Ben]

Some has-been comedian. Like carrot top with a goatee.

I'd vote for coleman. We need more middle-aged children in positions of power.

[TheYak]

Ghallager is actually Lou Ghallager (I think I've got the first name right) and he's running for Governor of California, not president yet, though you can hope Trap.  He's a stand-up comedian that does quite a lot of political humor but is known for smashing watermelons and other fruits & veggies with a sledgehammer.