I hate Steven Seigal

TerranRich · Mon 17/05/2004 06:17:09

Yes, I do. Am I the only person on the face of the planet who wishes, JUST ONCE, that Steve Siegal would get the CRAP beaten out of him? In every one of his godforsaken movies he does all of the ass-kicking and never gets hurt once, unless I missed something. Then again, I haven't watched all of them.

If I had just won the lottery and had 100 million to spare, I would spend half of it just to see Steven Siegal get his ass kicked. I would personally pay him, stage a scene where he is getting beaten up badly, and film it myself.

More specifically, his scenes are not believable. Am I to believe that there is nobody stronger than Siegal's characters? Nobody that can possibly beat him up physically? Are all of his characters some sort of superheroes? Yes, I've developed a vendetta against Steven Siegal and all of his characters.

Basically, does anybody have any celebrity that they HATE for a strange reason? I know this seems like another cliche poll thread. If you think it's stupid, don't reply to it. Otherwise, please do.

Pesty · Mon 17/05/2004 06:20:12

Yes. I hate Robert Plant. He looks like cauliflower, sings like a dying harpy and he writes stupid lyrics.

Darth Mandarb · Mon 17/05/2004 06:22:20

I don't like Segal either ... especially considering you can't really differentiate one of his movies from any others.

You might want to watch Executive Decision with Kurt Russell ... you'll be pleasently surprised I think.

Also, in Half Past Dead (his newest I think) he stars with Ja Rule.Ã,Â If you want to watch a movie where you'll hate somebody more just watch that movie.Ã,Â Ja Rule is such a two-pump chump!!Ã,Â I've never been less scared of a man with a gun.Ã,Â He looks like he's trying sooooo hard, but he still looks like a little wussy!

It's hilarious.

If I was the director of that movie ... I think about 1/2 way through making it I would have thrown down the bullhorn and said, "This just isn't worth it ... you can't polish a turd."

Femme Stab Mode >:D · Mon 17/05/2004 06:27:16

I don't like Keanu Reves. I hate Keanu Reves. A wooden board acts better than him.

Meowster · Mon 17/05/2004 06:32:13

Steven Seagall. And Sly Stallone to a lesser degree.

Ben Affleck. Jack Can'tRemberHisSurnameCreepyOldGuy.

Nine Toes · Mon 17/05/2004 06:34:09

*Gasp!* Pesty, don't be bashing The Zep.
Honestly, I don't think Robert Plant's singing voice sounds like a dying harpy... maybe Yoko Ono's, or Bjork...

Steven Seagal... I don't like him because all of his movies are crap, he's getting extremely fat, and I heard he beats his wives.

The one actor I can't stand is Paul Walker (I think that's his name... Joy Ride, The Fast And The Furious...). I just think he's a really crappy actor. He doesn't really seem like he has any acting skills what so ever.

MrColossal · Mon 17/05/2004 06:43:41

oh man I agree with the Pete...

Led Zepplin is terrible which is partly why I enjoy I Hate Jimmy Page so much by Mindless Self Indulgence

I don't hate any celebrities cause I don't know them but someone I really can't stand is Dennis Miller he wasn't that funny to begin with but now his Uber Patriotism is just blarg

eric

oh and Colin Quinn

LordHart · Mon 17/05/2004 06:44:31

Quote from: Yufster on Mon 17/05/2004 06:32:13
Jack Can'tRemberHisSurnameCreepyOldGuy.

You mean Jack Nicholson?

http://www.movies-posters.co.uk/acatalog/jack-nicholson-postcard.jpg

c.leksutin · Mon 17/05/2004 06:47:33

Yes, Steven Seigal can take a loooong walk off a short pier for all I care. His "acting" is terrible, and his martial arts are worse. Even B grade hong Kong fung-fu flicks are better put together then the schlock he tries to pass off as movies.

If you hate Seigal, then you need to watch Executive decision, only the first 20 minutes or so, you will be quite pleased with the plot "twist"

C.

Pesty · Mon 17/05/2004 06:49:20

Quote from: Yufster on Mon 17/05/2004 06:32:13

Ben Affleck

Seconded wholeheartedly.

What is with that guy? I've never liked him. Which is why I like that in Mallrats he gets arrested for statutory rape and in Dogma his head explodes.

TerranRich · Mon 17/05/2004 06:51:17

It's just the fact that he NEVER loses! Just once I'd like to see Steven Siegal get the holy crap beaten badly out of him.

Heh, and yeah I hate Dennis Miller, too, at least his voice and inflections. He sounds like he's smarter than you and he's annoying as all hell. Wow, 7 replies in a matter of minutes.

MrColossal · Mon 17/05/2004 07:02:04

we have a lot of hate

LordHart · Mon 17/05/2004 07:08:59

Seigal is better than some other guys, but he is incredibly lame. I think I only like him, because of all the worthy causes and people that he helps with charity and stuff... hes a cool bloke in that respect.

Anyway, anyone who can kill a group of guys with a creditcard that has a razor in it is cool...

TerranRich · Mon 17/05/2004 07:13:54

See? That's the thing. How is it "cool" that a guy can never get his ass kicked. His character's aren't human, and I can't relate to them. I can relate to Ashton Kutcher's characters before I could relate to Siegal's. And before anyone says anything, yes, it is possible to relate to characters, no matter what, and doing so does indeed make a movie better and more enjoyable. I could identify with Neo to a certain extene, therefore I loved the Matrix. I could identify with Leonard Shelby in Memento to a degree (both of which have Carrie-Ann Moss and Joe Pantoliano, strangely enough).

And if I can't relate to the character, I at least try to find some realism in the premises and the acction. One of Siegal's movies was on earlier tonight and it was the same, cliche "I can kick your ass but nobody's moves, not even ANOTHER karate master's, will affect me in the slightest!" crap that I've seen before.

I hate 'im. F*ck the f*cking f*cker.

earlwood · Mon 17/05/2004 07:35:56

*Takes aim at Robert Plant haters*
I guess it's your own buisness if you don't like Plant..and Jimmy can go to hell.

I'm suprised no one has said Mike Myers, he has always seemed like a total ass to me because of his stupid accents. You're Canadian dammit, start acting like one!

Scummbuddy · Mon 17/05/2004 07:55:37

Terran, is this the result of a certain Segal movie that was on earlier tonight. I was at work and saw it on.
I will say that I do like the Mountain Dew commercial with him in it. I think its funny, even the tenth time.

Pumaman · Mon 17/05/2004 08:26:31

Aw but come on, Under Siege rocked!

Or maybe I just wish every year that a stripper would jump out of my birthday cake.

LordHart · Mon 17/05/2004 08:57:45

Quote from: Pumaman on Mon 17/05/2004 08:26:31
Aw but come on, Under Siege rocked!

Or maybe I just wish every year that a stripper would jump out of my birthday cake.

Yeah, especially if she was as hot as Eika Eleniak...

Miez · Mon 17/05/2004 09:38:12

Steven Segal? Hah, he is nothing compared to the horror that is Christopher Lambert. Really, browse through any DVD or videotape filled bargain bin and 80% of the crap you'll find in there has Christopher "can't-fight-can't-act-can't-sound-right" Lambert in it.
Evil has a name. It is Christopher Lambert.

Barcik · Mon 17/05/2004 10:32:19

I generally dislike all actors and actresses who play the same role over and over again.