I heart Sheep.

[Evil]

Do you heart sheep as much as I do? Do you get bored at home or work. Do you need a friend who's always there for you?

http://www.goldfiles.com/freeware/desktop_pets/portals/esheep.shtml

Its no naked lady, but it'll do.

[LGM]

Seek professional help.. Now

[Scummbuddy]

no really, these are like the most fun things ever. you can throw them around or minimize windows while theyre walking on them, then they fall, then I laugh. I can waste a whole day on them...

[yakguest]

I've messed with that thing before.  Oh how I love that wooly, fluffy bastard.

[Babar]

If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for you
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A
That kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him no
Look at the Flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, Noo
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP
Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep
Quiet Cows... I think the Shepards coming

[DragonRose]

Well, if you're going to be like that...

Bring me some whisky mother, I'm feeling frisky mother
Send me my sheep for I am lonely tonight
God knows I'm very randy
Good thing I'm very handy
England is prim and proper Scotland's depraved

Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
Baaaaa baaa ba ba ba ba ba baaaa ba ba baaaaaa
Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
England is prim and proper, Scotland's depraved

Send me a lover mother, no not my brother mother
Send me my sheep for I am lonely tonight
No, not my sister Mary. Her legs are very hairy
England is prim and proper, Scotland's depraved

I'm as horny as a klaxon
I'll even do a Saxon
Bring me my sheep for I am lonely tonight
Scotsmen wear their kilts all day
Zippers scare the sheep away
England is prim and proper, Scotland's depraved

Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
Baaaaa baaa ba ba ba ba ba baaaa ba ba baaaaaa (bedabadaba)
Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
Baa baa ba baa ba ba ba
England is prim and proper, Scotland's depraved

[Ishmael]

I've had alike pet before, and it's really funny... Turning on sounds makes it even funnier

[Eggie]

My school librarian has those

[Lucky]

Didn't that have lots of hidden options? You could make the sheep do some pretty crazy stuff that way.

Neko is cooler virtual pet though.

[Pumaman]

Well, will you look at that... I restrained from posting a snide comment aimed at AGA.

[GP]

Awwwwww they are so cute!!!

[MrColossal]

CJ, I think everyone has... I know I did...

[Gregjazz]

That's pretty old, you know. I've seen those sheep like 8 years ago.

[AGA]

Well, will you look at that... I restrained from posting a snide comment aimed at AGA.

I was waiting for the first "insulting" statement or inference aimed towards me...

[Ize]

No nude chick?! Aw.....

[MillsJROSS]

Rather than be more clever than CJ, I'll just "point" at AGA, and laugh.

"Hahahaa! AGA has sex with sheep!"

Wool you all join me in laughter?

(that's right, I went there)

-MillsJROSS

[Blackthorne]

How did the Scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass?

Extremely satisfying!

Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?

Becauses sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!

All due respect to the Scottsmen around here.Ã,  Really.Ã,  Me own family is of Scottish descent.

Bt

[Pesty]

CJ, I think everyone has... I know I did...

Same here. I saw the topic and I looked at the thread because I was hoping someone would make a joke towards AGA and then have AGA make a 'your mom' joke back at them.

So now we await some derogatory comment about Mills' mother.

[veryweirdguy]

Blackthorne, this seems like an appropriate time ot point out that AGA is Welsh (or at least lives in Wales...I dunno....). Although, there are 3 or 4 Scottish-living-in people at AGS (myself, SSH, Mestaphipopolis, The Dude.....if they still post.....) so....

* veryweirdguy beats Blachthorne to death with a haggis

[AGA]

[Same here. I saw the topic and I looked at the thread because I was hoping someone would make a joke towards AGA and then have AGA make a 'your mom' joke back at them.

So now we await some derogatory comment about Mills' mother.

YOUR mom.

(hah, didn't insult Mills' mother)

And yes, I am Welsh, born and raised, vwg.