J vs The City (I need YOUR opinion)

Sledgy · Mon 15/08/2011 18:34:11

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NsMn · Mon 15/08/2011 19:08:26

Sounds like a standard afternoon TV documentary.

Jim Reed · Tue 16/08/2011 22:00:22

I don't understand how he could have fucked himself with his own penis, but hey, maybe he's flexible or something =P. Anyway, I think he shouldn't kill anyone for starters.

As for him having any options to change his life...well dunno, maybe he should move somewhere where nobody knows him, and change his name and appearance.

A girl is all he needs to stop all these habits like masturbation and the already mentioned self sex. Of course, you'll prolly just say that people have those mind reading gadgets everywhere, so they can see his past activities by reading his memories or/and thoughts. But if he gets rid of his bad habits and starts a new life it will eventually die down, so he can have at least some peace.

And the second option is to go become an astronaut so he can get away from (most) people! Besides, space is fun, if a tad dangerous.

Sledgy · Wed 17/08/2011 06:00:57

Jim Reed, thanks for comments)) The story partically based on the one real man (not me)) with changing age and some events.

(P.S. it's not finished story, but just sketches for it)

Phemar · Fri 19/08/2011 08:04:31

What the hell did I just read?

Dualnames · Fri 19/08/2011 13:20:02

Quote from: Sledgy on Wed 17/08/2011 06:00:57
Jim Reed, thanks for comments)) The story partically based on the one real man (not me)) with changing age and some events.

(P.S. it's not finished story, but just sketches for it)

THIS TOPIC IS MIND=BLOWN. I think I lost any respect for the human race.

GarageGothic · Fri 19/08/2011 14:21:28

Quote from: Sledgy on Mon 15/08/2011 18:34:11What, in your opinion, Jay must to do?

1. Call the cops on his pervy voyeur neighbor.
2. Wear a tin-foil hat to block out the mind-reading devices
3. Get a job as a gay porn actor - there must be tons of money in being able to suck your own cock

Jim Reed · Fri 19/08/2011 19:58:53

TINFOIL! Just the thing to foil their mind reading plans! Double yay for GarageGothics very neat solution!

RetroJay · Sat 20/08/2011 01:57:54

SHIT!

I thought I was just being paranoid.
People, really, are watching me.

I should be commended instead of ridiculed.
Have you any idea of how many hours of training it takes to 'even sucked from himself'.

I was in hospital for months.

I NEVER did my own ass, though. I would have killed myself trying.

Sledgy.
I thought you said that my private life would be so.

Jay.

Anian · Sat 20/08/2011 02:18:31

There was a short run series with Damon Wayans, where he play a detective. So in one episode he's undercover as a flamboyant gay pimp and he's chatting with some high class criminal, he then offers him a cigar.
The guy answers sumgly "No, thanks, I only smoke my own."
Wayans answers in character "If I could smoke my own, I would never leave the house."

I have nothing productive to say to this story, in fact it's silly and pointless imo, but it reminded me of that show.

RetroJay · Sat 20/08/2011 03:27:14

anian.

I think I remember that TV Show.
Wasn't it just called 'Damon' ?

Jay.

ddq · Sat 20/08/2011 03:38:25

Saving Silverman is a really terrible movie. I still remember the scene in question where David Spade attempts to love himself in the mouth.

RetroJay · Sat 20/08/2011 04:01:10

I don't even know that film.

It sounds terrible though.

I saw a film where an extremely supple woman, dressed as a pussy cat, was washing her own... Meeoww!
The pause button, on my control, was used a few times.
Just to admire the mere feat, of limberness, that was being displayed, you understand.

I must say that my girlfriend was also amazed as she was watching as well... OK!

Jay.

Edit:
Amusing as all this is.
I don't think that it's the thoughts, whatever they may be, that Sledgy wants.
Sorry.

ddq · Sat 20/08/2011 05:31:27

what is this film

Jim Reed · Sat 20/08/2011 12:07:02

WHAT IS THIS FILM?

Dualnames · Sat 20/08/2011 13:14:55

stfu. What is this film?

!?!?!?

RetroJay · Sat 20/08/2011 17:40:47

I'm sorry to disappoint.

Neither I nor my Girlfriend can remember the name of this film.
We saw it about 2 years ago.

A guy from where I worked, at the time, lent it to me.

If I ever remember the title I shall let you all know.

Anyway. I am off to work now and shall not be back on here until monday night.

Jay signing out.

Jim Reed · Sat 20/08/2011 19:07:05

WHAT IS THIS FILM?

Anian · Sat 20/08/2011 19:14:17

Quote from: Jim Reed on Sat 20/08/2011 19:07:05
WHAT IS THIS FILM?

Oh, RetroJay, you broke Jimmy.

Ryan Timothy B · Sat 20/08/2011 21:58:33

Kind of in a similar vein of movies, I once downloaded a movie but when I went to watch it it ended up being Spanish. So I only skimmed through it to quickly see what kind of a movie it was and if it was worthy of another download with English subtitles or subbed. I skipped ahead to a scene where in this woman's coma (I believe that's what was happening), she dreamed of a miniature man crawling inside of her while she lay in her bed.

It was hilarious. The miniature man starts with his arm first. It comes out soaking wet. Then he goes for the deep dive.

lol She even starts moaning while she slept in the bed. After seeing that scene, I really meant to find an English subbed version. Can't remember the title though.

Edit: Ahh. With Google searching, I found out it was called: Hable con ella (Talk to Her).