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ElectricMonk · Fri 09/04/2004 04:55:50

Quote37.

Are you being serious, or is this just an obscure Kevin Smith reference?

Gilbert · Fri 09/04/2004 07:05:03

If you know more about her, you know she's serious.

Nine Toes · Fri 09/04/2004 07:58:39

10 fingers, 10 toes... that's 20...

So tell me, Melly... where did the other 17 come from?

Well, I suppose, in Bruised's case, we should be counting arms and legs... not fingers and toes. That leaves 33...

Evil · Fri 09/04/2004 08:00:03

She has slave midgets you know.

Nine Toes · Fri 09/04/2004 08:02:30

Aha! 33 midgets! That's pretty gross...

Timosity · Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56

People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number and Women decrease it (just in general)

I can count the number on one hand (not a masterbation joke) and a couple of times I thought I was in love, but as I found out love is only real if it goes in both directions (to the pub and home)

In my experience, girls talk more to their friends about their sex life than guys talk to their freinds about it, but maybe it's just the fact that girls get more sex.

Also you'll find a lot of people also lie about having waited until marriage, even if they did end up marrying that person (it's all bullshit cause nothing physically changes when you get married [it's psychological, and obviously works to some extent, cause some people still wait till marriage and not when they should {when they feel ready and comfortable about it <which totally contradicts that statement>}) If you're in love there's no reason not to have sex unless you just don't want to, there's nothing religious about it, it's animal instinct (sure you can decide if you want to have sex or not, but the whormones [if she doesn't your doing it wrong {or trying to be quiet cause of the kids or parents}]) <that's not always true either, but you can usually tell when a women is faking if you've seen enough porn, or had too many woman>

remixor · Fri 09/04/2004 09:45:28

Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number

You mean like your ambiguous answer, which could be anywhere from 1 to 5?

Timosity · Fri 09/04/2004 11:35:23

Quote from: remixor on Fri 09/04/2004 09:45:28
Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number

You mean like your ambiguous answer, which could be anywhere from 1 to 5?

exactly, I'm not trying to prove anything by giving away too much personal information, It's just a drunk thread by layabout displaying his insecurities.

SSH · Fri 09/04/2004 13:36:02

Quote from: remixor on Fri 09/04/2004 09:45:28
Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number

You mean like your ambiguous answer, which could be anywhere from 1 to 5?

Or 1 to 31 if he uses binary...

Peter Thomas · Fri 09/04/2004 13:55:56

binary is cool...

although it took me months to understand it...

[/gets sidetracked...]

DGMacphee · Fri 09/04/2004 15:13:18

Quote from: Timosity on Fri 09/04/2004 09:10:56
People quite often lie about these things, Men usually increase the number and Women decrease it (just in general)

Wasn't it American Pie 2 that had that rule of three?

Divide a man's number by three to get the real answer and multiply a woman's number to get the real answer.

Which means Bruised has had sex with over 100 people!1!

Note: Stifler got peed on too.

Layabout · Fri 09/04/2004 16:14:15

I was completly sober when I created this thread.

And I didnt add or subtract anything to my number.

And I like tasteless threads like this one!

And I have no insecurities! I am a very secure person!

Timosity · Fri 09/04/2004 16:41:28

hehe, I was waiting for a response from you, and you don't have to justify yourself, just enjoy yourself.

When it comes down to it, the less people you sleep with the more sex you will probably have. (unless you're a pornstar)

It's all about what you're comfortable with, whether it be 1 or 1001, as long as you're safe

Alynn · Fri 09/04/2004 19:26:54

Quote from: DGMacphee on Fri 09/04/2004 15:13:18
Divide a man's number by three to get the real answer

Does that mean I've only been with 2/3's women?

How the hell do I have 3 kids?

Wait.... MAYBE THEY AREN't MINE!!!

* Alynn goes to find his wife...

Zor zor · Sat 10/04/2004 16:19:01

@*#!

'Twas only a matter of time before there was a thread that I could not participate in...

Czar · Sat 10/04/2004 17:54:11

He he, did m0ds reply to this thread already?

BruisedWeasel · Sun 11/04/2004 05:36:18

Quote from: Pirate Jack on Fri 09/04/2004 16:14:15
I was completly sober when I created this thread.

And I didnt add or subtract anything to my number.

And I like tasteless threads like this one!

And I have no insecurities! I am a very secure person!

You can't get it up, can you?

Scarpia · Sun 11/04/2004 17:33:11

This will probably end up in Teh Wrong Hands, but what the heck. I trust you people, don't I?

Oh, well - my # is 28.

I guess that's a lot. It doesn't feel like a lot though.

Ben · Sun 11/04/2004 18:20:43

Don't act like you're all reluctant to tell.. We know you're trying to rub it in our faces.

"Oh, gee, I really don't think I w.. SEVEN THOUSAND!! YE-AH!!!!"

Andail · Sun 11/04/2004 19:11:14

Quote from: Scarpia on Sun 11/04/2004 17:33:11
This will probably end up in Teh Wrong Hands, but what the heck. I trust you people, don't I?

Oh, well - my # is 28.

You trust us people? The entire internet?

Like Ben said, you were probably itching to tell

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