Killcount

Layabout · Wed 07/04/2004 17:45:33

In the tradition of really vulger thread ideas, this has to be near the top.

Post your kill count, or in other words, the number of girls or guys you have has sexual intercoarse with.

7.

There, that wasn't hard now was it. If you feel like feel free to include some stories...

* Pirate Jack is really running out of ideas...

Nine Toes · Wed 07/04/2004 18:24:06

Pirate Jack, you dirty, dirty man.

My number is 3 (including my current girlfriend).

Minimi · Wed 07/04/2004 18:32:45

My number is 0, and I hope it stays like that for awhile, because im not getting married very soon. Yes I believe in marriage!

evenatlab · Wed 07/04/2004 18:34:18

There was something about the internet... oh yeah! Everyone (provided access to the technology) can see it! I shall not partake, but am eager to see the responses AGSers "round off".

SSH · Wed 07/04/2004 18:52:27

1

Quote from: Dr. Jekyll?~MR. HYDE! on Wed 07/04/2004 18:24:06
My number is 3 (including my current girlfriend). For some reason, my girlfriend thinks that numbers too high and gets angry at me for the other two women I've slept with in my life (even though her number is more than twice mine, some of the guys she wasn't even dating... now that makes ME mad...).

But my wife gets jealous and angry that I kissed and held hands with some other girls when I was a teenager. Imagine if I'd done anything more! But then I was the first guy she ever kissed...

Scummbuddy · Wed 07/04/2004 21:04:50

Quote from: Minimi on Wed 07/04/2004 18:32:45
My number is 0, and I hope it stays like that for awhile, because I'm not getting married very soon. Yes I believe in marriage!

I believe we all believe in marriage too, I think you mean to believe in abstinence, and waiting till marriage to have sex. Which is what I thought to, when I was 10.

Not that I am knocking your beliefs at all. I think its all the better that you are keeping it in your pants. More people should.

Ben · Wed 07/04/2004 21:24:45

My number is 0.. Because I believe in abstinence too! Not because girls think I'm yucky!

LGM · Wed 07/04/2004 22:10:44

0.. Unless getting dry-humped by a hillbilly counts..

Darth Mandarb · Wed 07/04/2004 22:12:40

I admire people who are brave/strong enough to hold out until marriage. Power to you.

However, I equate that to buying a car without test driving it first.

As for my number? Well .. "A gentleman, does not discuss such things."

Archangel (aka SoupDragon) · Wed 07/04/2004 22:24:30

230. And they were all hookers. Apart from you LGM; yes, I was that hillbilly.

Evil · Wed 07/04/2004 22:31:33

Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Wed 07/04/2004 22:10:44
0.. Unless getting dry-humped by a hillbilly counts..

I second LGM. Zero unless unconsensual dryhumping from a hick counts as sex.

Arch: The hillbilly thing is no joke. Heh, I saw it.

Archangel (aka SoupDragon) · Wed 07/04/2004 22:36:00

@_@

LordHart · Wed 07/04/2004 22:42:57

Quote from: LilGryphMaster on Wed 07/04/2004 22:10:44
0.. Unless getting dry-humped by a hillbilly counts..

You bastard LGM, I almost choked on my Coco-Pops when I saw that.

Anyway, mines 4...

Nacho · Wed 07/04/2004 23:18:21

Hehehehehehehe... Good topic PJ...

I think that Darth is right... a gentlemen does not talk of that, but I'm in deep love with Lorena and I can say that, if everything goes ok, she'll be the only for now and the future.

Evil · Wed 07/04/2004 23:34:57

Aka, Far's killcount it higher then C Leks, if you know what I mean.

Squinky · Thu 08/04/2004 02:42:05

One for me...but I met my wife early and was one of those artsy fartsy Teens that was more focused on my creative diversions than getting down with all the fine, sexy ladys crawling all over me.....

But if I wasn't married now, let me tell ya, I'd be going down to get tested at the clinic everyweek, oh yeah!

Alynn · Thu 08/04/2004 04:12:12

2

The ex wife
and the current wife....

Do I count? if so thats 3...

And a carebear once...... don't ask....

earlwood · Thu 08/04/2004 05:04:41

A whooping 0 for me. This was the perfect timing for a masturbation joke but I think Alynn beat me too it...to the joke that is..

shbaz · Thu 08/04/2004 05:37:12

I've come close, but no cigar.

I used to tell people I was saving myself, or just didn't believe in sex before marriage. I'm going to come clean.. I was a nerd, and no girls with any self-respect would have slept with me. After a while I lost faith in the intelligence of women as a whole and decided I couldn't really imagine enjoying a long-term relationship.. then I went to college. The girls are smart and plentiful here, but still no cigar. I don't really know why anymore, I just don't want to. Championing the rights of gay people hasn't helped rebut the comments like, "Maybe you'd enjoy men better," but that's not the case either, haha.

7 isn't such a large number if you knew the people I know..

MrColossal · Thu 08/04/2004 05:42:49

Quote from: shbazjinkens on Thu 08/04/2004 05:37:12
I've come close, but no cigar.

no girls with any self-respect would have slept with me.

well there's your problem... you have to get the girls with no self respect, obviously.

do what Las does and troll the suicide wards of hospitals, easy pickin's!

Killcount

evenatlab