King of The Hill

[Sane Co.]

Let's play King of the hill, you have to use cunning, and a knowledge of some pretty awsome ags characters to controll the hill.
Steps to securing the hill:
1. Come up with an ingenious plan remember to tie an AGS character in.
2. Secure the hill
3. When done proclaim the hill as yours "MY HILL!"
I start.
I climb to the top with trilby, set him as a guard and sit down in my lawn chair while drinking lemonade. My Hill 

[ddq]

[Domino]

Propane Salesman. YAY.

[Ali]

I wait until nightfall, at which point Trilby steals your lawn chair and lemonade, then disappears.

I then climb the hill (now devoid of chairs and lemonade and consequently of no value) and shout, "MY HILL!"

Then I kill time by remembering amusing moments from the TV series King of the Hill.

[RickJ]

I climb the hill packing a case of cold beer, a laptop and 2 comfy chairs.  I setup the chairs and give Ali a nice cold beer and say our hill.  We then open the laptop and endlessly stream "King of the Hill" episodes and make fun of the guy on the left who wears fancy underwear.  Pity the fool who interrupts us before we run out of beer or episodes. 

[LUniqueDan]

I just send the guy from La Croix Pan to snipe both of you guy. This is my hill Now (accessorily my Laptop too). As a matter of defense we'll hide behind the wall of empty beer can.

[Ghost]

I send in LeChuck who, being a zombie, can't be sniped to the death. Being a ghost he walks through the wall of beer cans, and being a pirate he steals the laptop on the way.
He's not really menacing enough to scare you out though, so I'll just bribe my way into the group with these marshmallows I brought.
Our hill.

[Ekeko]

I simply call Merrick and give him some cheetah blood to get rid of the snipers (AND take the laptop!) and then I just take the lowest can in the wall so it crashes everyone behind it... (Sorry, guys!  )
Then I just sit down and start playing The Secret of Monkey Island in the laptop with Merrick (After drinking dragon blood) as guard ...
MY HILL!

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Can I fight back for the hill if I lose it?

[NickyNyce]

Agent Moss from the Visitor swoops in with his UFO and abducts you and Merrick. Soon after...Agent Moss pops both your brains when he finds out you have low endorphine counts (Sorry) :o I take the laptop and climb to the top of the hill and continue making the Visitor part 2. This is my hill!

As a defense, I use the Spiked wall from Hubris to protect myself

[Ekeko]

OH NO! MY BRAIN! YOU'LL SUFFER WHEN I COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!  

[Dualnames]

I send 3 robots and 2 hot women on the hill. Then I sent Prick Peckard on a mission.

[LUniqueDan]

I send 3 hot women and 2 robots down the hill arround a grenade with a "don't pull the pin please" attached to it. Then I'll wait for a Darwin award to occur. Meanwhile I'll climb the hill and send the robots to bring me a pepsi.  (From now on who mind about the damn hill ?)

[Sane Co.]

This time, I learn from my mistakes, and
1. Get  trilby's genes
2. go to my secret lab
3. clone Trilby
4. Brainwash the clones
5. Have the clones guard the hill, after they secure it.
6. Get another lawn chair and more lemonade
7. Bring my laptop and work on a game.
8. Wait for the worst.
Oh yeah, My Hill!

[Dualnames]

I take Spock and Cpt Kirk and beam them up, and i win the hill for life and generations to come live and prosper.

[Ghost]

I take Spock and Cpt Kirk and beam them up, and i win the hill for life and generations to come live and prosper.

Is there still one of the hot ladies? Because in that case, Kirk is no use to you.

Spocks hill. 

[Ekeko]

I use Limey's wrench to build 25 machineguns to blow everybody in the hill...
Then I build 15 machineguns more, attach my feet to the ground (So I can't be kidnapped by the aliens), and steal the laptop to continue playing Monkey Island!
MY HILL!

[Sane Co.]

While you are playing monkey island you don't see me coming with more trilbies, they man all the guns and point them at you, I carefully tap you on the shoulder, run down the mountain. You look up and I shout. MY Hill! I let you escape so you can have children who will grow up and try to enact vengeance on me. I then resume working on the laptop (deleting your save) and drinking more lemonade.

[Ekeko]

MY SAVED GAME!!!! NOOO!!!! EKEKO Jr. WILL AVENGE ME!!!!!

[Sane Co.]

I am Ekeko jr. you deleted my fathers save, prepare to die!

[Ali]

I AM your father's save.