MY cool film idea (Do not talk about things that are wrong in the world)

[Obi]

Part VI

Why do musical playing software have cross fade mixers when songs change from track to track? IT confuses me because the music wasn't meant to be heard like that. It's like if I was listening to music and put the news on the TV at the same time. But I don't have a TV connected up to receive broadcast. Because I don't need no TV it's no good anyway I'd only end up watching Cops but I can't even watch Cops anymore because I don't think the Cops channel even exists which is a shame really. A better setting to have would be the "Tape Player is running out of batteries" setting, relive the days where your tape player ran out of batteries and the singing got slowly slower and slower.

Another thing that is wrong is that Lawrence Fishburne has to age, if there was one man I don't want to age it would be Lawrence fishmonger. He should be left alone to lot get pudgy with age, which happens to us all. Unless you have high matabilism. But I know I sure don't, which is a shame because if I did it'd make my life a lot easier. I'd eat loads of doughnuts and not even care it would be amazing, they'd be filled with jam and I'd walk down to the local bakery and say "Hello, I'm here for the usual" and then they'd give me 10 doughnuts. You have to get them from the bakery, you could get them at the supermarket but the ones there are no good. It's like they don't even care about me there. The ones from the bakery are much better. None of those small doughnuts those are a con. The only people to become cooler from age is Clint Eastwood and DeForest Kelley.

Why was there never a buddy cop movie featuring Eastwood and Kelley? it would have been amazing. Kelley in the end would kick Eastwood's arse I am sure. Maybe eastwood could have directed it but I don't see much place for boxing or old ford cars to be in the film. It is not well known but DeForest Kelley put an end to WWII. I'm not sure what car they would drive, or who the police chief would be, but he'd have to be black. I think saying that isn't racist it's just needed.  Putting two hard boiled cops together would make them super hard boiled and unstoppable. there'd be the part where they meet for the first time and hate each other but then get used to each other and then near the middle they'd split up and hate each other and just right near the end join forces once again in a thrilling conclusion where they get the murderer/drug lord and then make a snide comment at the end. Maybe they could both say the snide comment. Or both have different snide comments to make and say them at the same time. Like they shot the guys car and it exploded killing him and his six kids. DeForrest could say "Half a dozen eggs seems just about right to me" and Eastwood could say "I wouldn't know, I don't know how to cook." or he could say "I wouldn't know, I only work in the metric scale" which wouldn't make any sense. But maybe just maybe that's why he'd say it? Maybe as the credits roll it has a montage of kelley teaching eastwood how to bake a cake and it'd be funny because flour would get on their faces! Because obviously DeForrest would be a cop who is also partial to baking a cake or two.

[Gilbert]

Where are Parts I-V? Are you showing them George Lucas style?

But but but cross fading in software is usually just an option, right?

I cannot comment on the rest, as I don't watch films that much (in fact I haven't watched a single film in the cinema for more than 10 years now) and I don't even know most of the actors you're talking about.

[Gravity]

Clint Eastwood has been around forever. How could you not know who he is? Though I also do not watch that many films I still have to say you can't get much better than Eastwood. As for the other stuff, I'm too lazy to comment more.

[Gilbert]

I said that I didn't know most of the actors. Anyway, Eastwood was the only actor mentioned that I know. However, even for Eastwood I think I don't know him that much, just know who he is and I am not even sure whether I have ever watched a single film of his. Remember. I don't live in the west, and never naturally have any love for western cowboy stuff.

[Gravity]

Yawr. I remember now. But he didn't just play in western movies. Anyway, to each their own.

[Matti]

I cannot comment on the rest, as I don't watch films that much (in fact I haven't watched a single film in the cinema for more than 10 years now) and I don't even know most of the actors you're talking about.

Isn't this more about hard boiled doughnuts and exploding eggs.. or the like?

[Buckethead]

But what about hate, violence and cute puppies?

[kaputtnik]

Burton McWinstwater became a famous circus artist and toured the world, showing his famous tricks.

Julia Brewership got more beautiful each year and went on to marry the king of the world, killing six.

Artie Huckle got himself a brand new shotgun, just like the one he had lost in the sewers.

Flobbo & The Non-Foods hit the billboard charts on #3 with their masterpiece "Good grief-a ding dong!".

Roddy didn't return to Arizona ever again.


THE END.

[Dualnames]

Why we never got f$%$&* shoes without SHOE LACES?!!! BACK TO THE FUTURE STYLED!!!

Why has my childhood nostalgy been fixed to 60's music and Boston's - More than a feeling?

Well, there's just something fundamentally wrong with this universe. A question can exist without an answer, but not viceversa that's why.

[Atelier]

A question can exist without an answer, but not viceversa that's why.

True, but give me any word and I can make up a question. That doesn't mean it's the right question.
Give me a question and I can make up an answer. Doesn't mean it's the right answer.

So they can, but nobody bothers to answer questions that aren't there =D

[GarageGothic]

A question can exist without an answer, but not viceversa that's why.

This coming from a Douglas Adams fan?

What's really wrong with the world though is that the vast majority of people put up with mediocrity, in all areas of life.

[Calin Leafshade]

One day I was walking down the street and I decided all the colours around me were too fitting.

Why can't I have a purple sky and bright blue grass?

[Buckethead]

Why can't I have a purple sky and bright blue grass?

perhaps you can with some funny mushrooms 

[InCreator]

* Steven Seagal makes movies
* Traffic light buttons do not work. Sure, I see how imaginary control over traffic keeps me from running red light, but why not make them work for real?
* Anything, and I DO mean anything can and will be played on radio and TV. See next one also...
* Hip-hop & RnB "artists" steal one house classic after another and turn them into steaming pile of shit. Also, that they are not shot nor hanged for this
* Twilight
* Video Game Consoles
* Capitalism, lack of better alternative
* Never-ending commercial breaks on TV... 20-minute episode of Family Guy has 35 minutes of ads between?
* ...Internet

Why can't I have a purple sky and bright blue grass?

How about if I say this MIGHT be so?
Purple is tone what you've learned that is purple. Bright blue also. But it might absolutely be different from tone others see!
Or what if other people see it vice versa? Or what's green for your mind and eyes appears totally blue for others? How can you ever check this theory or be sure? It's not like anyone could switch to your eyes and compare that colors seen from both persons' eyes are exactly same.

[Ali]

* Traffic light buttons do not work. Sure, I see how imaginary control over traffic keeps me from running red light, but why not make them work for real?

Some traffic light buttons work, I used to live near one.

[TerranRich]

How about if I say this MIGHT be so?
Purple is tone what you've learned that is purple. Bright blue also. But it might absolutely be different from tone others see!
Or what if other people see it vice versa? Or what's green for your mind and eyes appears totally blue for others? How can you ever check this theory or be sure? It's not like anyone could switch to your eyes and compare that colors seen from both persons' eyes are exactly same.

I can somewhat disprove this: light isn't divided neatly into exact hues, it's spread across a range of frequencies. If what you proposed above were true, you'd have some humans seeing red and green and two slightly varying shades of purple. As it stands now, we only have specific forms of color-blindness (red-green being the same, for example).

[Dualnames]

how are you sure that red is red? There are animals that can see 125.000 colours more than you can..

[Atelier]

There's a tribe that only sees (or rather "classifies") just a few simple colours. For example, brown and blue are treated as the same colour (in some weird tribal speech). Anybody know what this tribe is called?

[GarageGothic]

There's a tribe that only sees (or rather "classifies") just a few simple colours. For example, brown and blue are treated as the same colour (in some weird tribal speech). Anybody know what this tribe is called?

id Software

[Khris]

From a scientific viewpoint, if you have two colors in L*a*b space, you can calculate their difference using this formula:



The average eye cannot distinguish between two colors if the result is lower than 3 or 4.

Thus the number of perceivably different colors is of course limited; and a statement like "There are animals that can see 125.000 colours more than you can." is misleading (sorry, Dualnames). They don't see additional colors (like dogs or bats hear additional frequencies), they rather see more different shades.
(I believe there are animals that can see Infrared or UV though. Bees? Dunno.)

Plus we have references like fresh grass, a cloudless sky during noon, rainbows and the like, and with a few rather linguistic exceptions, the whole world agrees that red is red and green is green.