OMG, what should I do?

[Nightfable]

It's 5:17 am and there's a zombie outside on my balcony, and it looks a lot like this:



Should I open the door and "shoo" at it? Should I throw something? I've got plenty of cats to throw....

Oh wait! I know! *snaps fingers*

Someone sent me that wikipedia zombie survival guide!!... I'm saaaaved!!! 

[fred]

Dead girls are easy

[SSH]

I suggest you indulge in a healthy dose of self-mockery

[Domino]

That Zombie can eat my brains any day of the week. Go Zombies...

edit: I mean Brain, i only have one...I think.

[BOYD1981]

remove the head OR destroy the brain

[monkey0506]

It's 5:17 am and there's a zombie outside on my balcony, and it looks a lot like this

There's a small crowd of people wandering around the city streets out on your balcony? Strange...very, very strange.

remove the head OR destroy the brain

OR you could do both. Though it's not really necessary.

"I've discovered their weakness! Without their heads they're powerless!" - Anthony Anderson as Mahalik, Scary Movie 3 (paraphrased).

[Nightfable]

Indulging in a healthy dose of self-mockery is almost always a good thing, no? 

Talking about zombies... are there a lot of members here who are Resident Evil fans? My Hubby is one of them and I just bought him RE Chronicles the other day, he loved it! They're not really my kind of games but I do like the graphics and storyline. I know every detail about the characters because of my husband telling me about them, lol!

[Pumaman]

Invite it in for a cup of tea; if it answers "grrrrnrrr brains", take that as meaning "yes please, I'd love to".

[voh]

When a zombie is gnawing at your head, all it wants is a hug.

[lo_res_man]

Remember, the zombie is more scared of you then you are of it.

[JimmyShelter]

This thread is gonna cost lives if the zombies arrive!  :'(

[LUniqueDan]

When a zombie is gnawing at your head, all it wants is a hug.

*LUniqueDan stares at FSI and Akatosh*

[Ashen]

Remember, the zombie is more scared of you then you are of it.

You're thinking of bears.

[JimmyShelter]

You're thinking of bears.

And killer whales.

[ManicMatt]

And spiders!

Although I'm okay with spiders myself, except dead ones, *shudder*! Dead bugs creep me out.

As for UNDEAD spiders, I don't know!

[LimpingFish]

Resident Evil! Whooo! \o/

Chronicles is out here soon. This week, I think.

I still haven't bought RE 4 Wii, since I already have all the Gamecube REs. And all the PSOne REs. And...um...all the PS2 ones.

...

And the DS remake of RE1. >_<

...

Alright, AND the mobile phone one TOO.


I'm such a fanboy. >_<

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

I've been wondering if chronicles is any good simply because:

A) All the RE gun games in the past have been miserable failures on some level

B) It's just an on-rails shooter with even less interactivity than their previous gun games, which though seriously flawed had a nice mix of fps action and puzzle solving.

C) I do not have a Wii (lolz).


Could this game also be called Resident Wiivil?

[LimpingFish]

RE: Survivor on the PSOne wasn't bad. The PS2 sequel was horrible though. Dead Aim was an improvement.

The best of Capcom's FPS spin-offs was the one for Dino Crisis on the PS2. At least the GunCon controls worked properly that time. Plus you had greater freedom of movement.

Umbrella Chronicles does seem to be more on-rails than the "Survivor" games, though.

[SSH]

Remember, the zombie is more scared of you then you are of it.

You're thinking of bears.

Not true, see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnZ--S3XkfU

[vict0r]

This zombie is horribly slow. It must be a snail.. Undead, braineating, blooducking snail? Must be a leech then....... In which case you can use it for medicine some hundred years ago... Go you!