HOWTO - RTFM

[Crimson Wizard]

Perhaps an old one, yet may be very funny helpful:
http://radio.weblogs.com/0001263/junk/Q209354%20-%20HOWTO.html

[Lufia]

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I'm all for wrinting pretentious and condescending articles, but one should at least make sure one doesn't make such moronic mistakes, for fear of instantly losing one's credibility.

Pretty funny, though.