Seducing a Teacher

Meowster · Thu 30/09/2004 23:23:08

Yeah. So, let's say you were your average hot male teacher of 25 years old, surrounding by adoring 15-18 year olds every day. Not even just female.

How would you be seduced?

TerranRich · Thu 30/09/2004 23:24:54

Are you serious? If this is hypothetical...

What I would do is stand up on my desk and, as loud as humanly possible, say, "I'm a flying monkey!" and jump off the desk.

It gets 'em every time. That's what you should do...and do it soon!

magintz · Thu 30/09/2004 23:27:41

Someone has the hots for their teacher methinks....

Best way is to grow really long sideburns

, that will work.... or show a lot of flesh....

TerranRich · Thu 30/09/2004 23:28:16

Flash him. And take lots of pictures. And show us...just to make sure you did it right.

Meowster · Thu 30/09/2004 23:30:47

He caught me trying to take a photo of him the other day. I was strategically positioned around the corner outside the Geography Room to snap him on my phone when he turned the corner. As it happened, he'd just taught an English class, so he came up from behind me and waved a book in front of the camera, grinning. He totally caught me out.

Of course, I looked at the phone and said, "Whoa, how did that get there?" and then started coughing. Naturally.

Now, if YOU were a male teacher, how would you best be seduced?

P.S. I'm without shame or morals.

TerranRich · Thu 30/09/2004 23:32:28

Nobody's going to tell you. We're all going to make jokes and tease you. Face it.

Meowster · Thu 30/09/2004 23:34:08

Oh, I don't mind. It all helps. Helps me think of intricate plots to seduce him.

BlackMan890 · Thu 30/09/2004 23:36:25

a n00bie question, please do not be angry for me being such a n00b, i will delet this post when you have answered
what is a 'seduced'

EDIT
ahh now i understand :

the proplem is, i can't delet this post, but this post can also help those who don't know what that means so i don't think i will delet this post

Meowster · Thu 30/09/2004 23:36:54

Breaking his legs.

TerranRich · Thu 30/09/2004 23:37:14

Ah, I get it. You're one of those "oh-so-mature" teenie girls that thinks they can't deal with a guy their own age. You're too good for a guy who isn't 20-something, and only he can satisfy your emotional needs.

Don't you watch TV? You know how it'll all end!

Hah. Seduce means to get somebody to fall in love with you, or some variant thereof.

Meowster · Thu 30/09/2004 23:42:38

No, I'm just one of those teen girls that wants to seduce her teacher. Like those evil Rich American Cheerleader girls from movies, except I don't live in America and I'm not rich. Oh, and I'm not a cheerleader, either.

Blade · Fri 01/10/2004 00:18:47

And what's the reason you want him seduced?

[Cameron] · Fri 01/10/2004 00:34:27

She is lonely, Oh...so very lonely.

rodekill · Fri 01/10/2004 01:07:06

Let's see... I'm 25, so now all I have to do is imagine myself as a lowlife scumbag who would take advantage of the position of trust I've been placed into just to get my rocks off... hmm...

Well, if you think he'd be into it, walk up to him and take off your shirt. That'll probably do it.

Evil · Fri 01/10/2004 01:15:17

If you suduce this guy, you're gonna get screwed... Take that how you want to.

DGMacphee · Fri 01/10/2004 01:26:20

I'm with Rode on this, but if my extensive knowledge of hentai adventure games provides any insightful advice, it's that you should tie yourself to a chair and expose your panties to him. Repeatedly. And maybe with a tentacle alien raping you from behind.

Vespr · Fri 01/10/2004 01:46:52

Do the Indy trick - write LOVE on your eyelids and bat your lashes at him.

It's likely he'll quit his job soon, though.

m0ds · Fri 01/10/2004 01:59:35

There was a teacher at our school that dated one of the students.

And he was subsequently fired for it.

I agree, do the Indy trick. Not only is it neat, it's also very Indy.

Evil · Fri 01/10/2004 02:05:15

Take pictures and put it on a T-Shirt for FOY merchandise, that is, IF IT EVER GETS DONE!

DGMacphee · Fri 01/10/2004 02:07:53

Oooo, burn!

Seducing a Teacher

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