Serious Super Mario Mess

He-Man · Thu 12/05/2005 00:11:40

Right now I'm at a meeting with my group from university. We had a couple beers and suddenly an amazing opertunity (sorry about ze spelling) has come up. And now this question has entered my head:

How to ask your friends if it is ok that you smoke some weed while watching Mario Bros 3 being completed in 11 minutes?

Ps. I'm not sure if two out of five people are into weed!
PPs. The situation is for real. And a solution will come up.

Get going adventure people!

Sylpher · Thu 12/05/2005 00:23:57

See what marijuana does to you kids?

Domino · Thu 12/05/2005 01:06:50

I say NO to weed, never touched the stuff. But in your case just pull some out and smoke it around them.

Also, i've played SMB3 many of times and couldn't finish that game in 3 lifetimes, let alone 11 minutes. I seem to suck at all Mario games, even Super Mario Sunshine.

I know, i'm pathetic. :'(

Sylpher · Thu 12/05/2005 01:16:27

3 lifetimes? Sheesh... I have fond memories of knocking the game down in an afternoon. Get the damned boot!

He-Man · Thu 12/05/2005 02:07:08

The quest wasn't as hard as seemed.
Walkthrough:
Stand up and walk to entrence. Pick up jacket.
Open jacket => you find a wallet.
Look in wallet => You find a joint and think: "This is not legal!"
Get a grip.
Walk into the livingroom again and say: "Hello friends. Look what I've found in the bathroom!"
Show friends the joint => One of the friends say: "I'm too drunk to resist!"
(Everybody is ready to puff the magic dragon)
Pick up lighter in your pocket
Use lighter on joint
Use joint on EGO
Say the words: " DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj!
Watch some psycho complete Super Mario Bros 3 in 11 minuttes!
Get totally stoked!

Ps. Weed is bad...

Kinoko · Thu 12/05/2005 02:52:02

I've got a video of it being completed in like 9 minutes or something. Or less, I can't remember.

Anyway, I say don't do it because drugs are fxcking stupid, but that's my opinion. Also, unless your friends smoke (which is also fxcking stupid) I wouldn't just "pull it out" without asking because you're likely to piss them off. I get real annoyed when people just smoke in front of me like that... luckily it hardly ever happens but one day I'm just gonna punch someone for it.

Barbarian · Thu 12/05/2005 04:15:23

Yeah, it's freaky to watch that video...

There's various places you can download the video file of it, one place you can find a download link for it is at:

http://www.download.com/Super-Mario-Bros-3-11-Minute-Completion-video/3640-7563_4-10251159.html

Click on their "Download Now" link on that page, and it's a ZIP file which is 16.85MB in size, which unzips into a "wmv" video file.

HillBilly · Thu 12/05/2005 06:49:57

There's also a video about megaman being finished in 30 minutes.

Oh, yeah, about that mario video: I didn't know it was possible to fly that far/high while being small?

Gilbert · Thu 12/05/2005 07:26:39

Well if you know the trick, Rockman 1 is quite easy to complete.

InCreator · Thu 12/05/2005 15:14:39

Hardcore Mario ownage!!! :o
How nerd can someone be?

sick!

MillsJROSS · Thu 12/05/2005 17:05:59

Probably wouldn't do it...smoked many times before, but don't like it anymore.

But I don't have super mario anyway...sonic the hedgehog, though, might be entertaining to watch under influence. Or in the very least make you throw up.

On a side note: I hate when people go off on how drugs are horribly bad for you, and then wash that logic down with an alcholic beverage. Don't want to start a long thread about drugs, it's been done. But it is one of the things that really irks me about people.

-MillsJROSS

BerserkerTails · Fri 13/05/2005 07:04:17

Hahaha, I don't drink OR do drugs. I can critisize people's substance abuse guilt free! DRUGS ARE BAD!

PsychicHeart · Fri 13/05/2005 08:01:02

i watched da video just then. "Shivers".
I didn't know people still cared about our lil Italian friend. Anywayz, it IS a good game.
I remember getting Super Mario Deluxe and finishing it pretty quickly. About 2 days, or about 2 or 3 hours. Not spectacular but i was only like 8 years old.
i rekon that if your Under Influence, seeing Mario dancing and drinking beer mite be cool to watch.

Babar · Fri 13/05/2005 12:08:14

Quote from: BerserkerTails on Fri 13/05/2005 07:04:17
Hahaha, I don't drink OR do drugs. I can critisize people's substance abuse guilt free! DRUGS ARE BAD!

Bwahahahahah! I don't do drugs, drink alcohol or caffeinated beverages (soda/cold drinks, coffee or tea). I can criticise with even less guilt! Say no!

He-Man · Fri 13/05/2005 12:43:33

I drink and do drugs and I can still criticise without feeling any guilt at all:
"Don't do drugs they are bad for you!"

BTW it was totally amazing to watch the Mario video while being stoned.

PsychicHeart · Fri 13/05/2005 23:24:58

lolz,
problem solved.

mario floating around in his underpants.
u think Nintendo and Drug Networks hought this one up?

Kinoko · Sun 15/05/2005 01:10:57

I hate people associating imagination and originality with drugs. "Hur-hur, what was the creator ON??". It's like all anyone knows how to say these days when confronted with something that doesn't come from a template.

Sorry it's just... one of those things that gets on my nerves. It's like people think making a joke about drugs stamps you with "cool".

PsychicHeart · Sun 15/05/2005 04:54:08

ok then.
i don't do drugs or anything, i was just making a joke.
chill.

geomis · Sun 15/05/2005 06:06:16

by looking at the guy who started this theard i can tell drugs and drinking will be in his games,maybe some one should make a game about saying NO to weed and him going all crazy

Haddas · Sun 15/05/2005 09:32:09

Quote from: geomis on Sun 15/05/2005 06:06:16
by looking at the guy who started this theard i can tell drugs and drinking will be in his games,maybe some one should make a game about saying NO to weed and him going all crazy

There is one. It's called Postal 2. It teaches you the dangers of drugs and behaving badly. It also teaches about tolerance towards other peoples cultures and peace.