She wants to be my instant girlfriend.

Started by Raggit, Fri 13/10/2006 01:31:45

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FieryPhoenix

#60
Wed 01/11/2006 07:18:06
As a Libra you want a partner- to be in a relationship- and you are a flirt- but you despise conflict.

This situation is bad in every way.Ã,  Run- don't walk away.Ã,  Be polite in class- but quickly distance yourself from the mess.Ã,  Go out and have some fun.Ã,  And don't make any major changes in your life until the end of November.

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."

SSH

#61
Wed 01/11/2006 11:02:05
Also, as a Libra, you will going on a long trip next April, but as there are 500 million Librans worldwide, make sure you book early.  ;)
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Radiant

#62
Wed 01/11/2006 11:33:42
Now you may find it inconciveable
or at the very least a bit unlikely, that the relative position
of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance
or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,

But let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions,
are all based on solid scientific documented evidence,
so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
that every single one of them is absoultely true.

-- Weird Al Yankovic



(oh yes, Libra? A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you! Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week)

Helm

#63
Wed 01/11/2006 11:40:15
FieryPhoenix, I am a taurus, what does that say for me not buying the astrology crap?
WINTERKILL

SSH

#64
Wed 01/11/2006 12:41:24
Helm, Tauruses are due to meet a tall, dark stranger. However, as there may not be enough tall, dark, strangers to go round the 500 million plus Tauri, you may find it acceptable to meet a stranger who is exceptionally tall, but a bit pale. Or a stranger who is really very dark but a bit on the short side. Or someone who is neither tall nor dark but is particularly strange...
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Helm

#65
Wed 01/11/2006 12:48:10
That's ok, for tall dark stranger, I'll just dream this dream again.
WINTERKILL

Minimi

#66
Wed 01/11/2006 13:10:59
Whaha! Thanks folks for this great read! I really enjoyed this true-based story.
Especially the Instant magnetron girlfriend! Give me one of those!

Well, I can see that I pretty much somehow miss this forum, because of these bunch of topics with a good sense of humor :p

thanks for the laugh...

and to not go 100% offtopic:

When a girl introduces herself to me I say: "Get out of my sight! You are so ugly that my eyes hurt!" ... so when I girl passes this test, she's emotionally strong enough for me :p


ps: I do have a girlfriend now :) and she's NOT ugly! :P

Tuomas

#67
Wed 01/11/2006 13:18:17
Bet she hates you though deep inside... ;)

Minimi

#68
Wed 01/11/2006 13:29:03
yes, tuomas, we decided to base our relationship on hate ;) Most end with it, we grow slowly to more and more love :p

FieryPhoenix

#69
Sat 04/11/2006 23:28:52
Quote from: Helm on Wed 01/11/2006 11:40:15
FieryPhoenix, I am a taurus, what does that say for me not buying the astrology crap?

As a Taurus I would expect you not to buy in- Fiery Phoenix is a Pisces and who likes to do a bit of creative writing.Ã, 

Mercury is in retrograde- I wish I could use this as an excuse for all my screw-ups lately- but I think my life is really guided by my laziness, apathy, sarcasm, and the concussion I had a few months ago.

Pura Vida
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."

shitar

#70
Sun 05/11/2006 00:09:14
Quote from: Raggit on Fri 13/10/2006 01:31:45


She's twenty years old and has had two kids.Ã, 



Im replying to this part of the quote without having read the rest of the post. I can tell you just from reading that sentence about the situation... dont date her, or ANY other chick in that situation with kids and that young. Thats based off of watching it happen to friends. Now Ill read the rest of the post :p.
MIRC: #ags #agsfun #hello #agsnude #agscake

shitar

#71
Sun 05/11/2006 00:25:28
Helm I am unsure about the whole astrology thing but its pretty amazing that you are an amazing artist and a taurus.... just like my dad. Supposedly you Taurus people are good at left brain activities like art.


BTW Raggit there are 3 options to your situation.

1. Break it off.
2. Go out with her.
3. Tag' it and Bag' it.
MIRC: #ags #agsfun #hello #agsnude #agscake

shitar

#72
Sun 05/11/2006 00:27:38
Helm do you go to an art school?  :o
MIRC: #ags #agsfun #hello #agsnude #agscake

Raggit

#73
Sun 05/11/2006 14:19:33
Shitar,

It is already broken off.  We're just friends now, and she's totally cool.  Except that she says she's been forced to get back together with her boyfriend. 

That's her problem now.
--- BARACK OBAMA '08 ---
www.barackobama.com

Nikolas

#74
Sun 05/11/2006 14:24:29
Helm:

Nice one :) Thanks for sharing

OuchMyTentacle79

#75
Mon 06/11/2006 17:35:52
IMO,you did a good thing leaving her.she sounds like a drama queen.good luck my friend,i'm sure,you'll find a nicer,better looking girl without all that excess drama & baggage.still,I feel bad for the kids,hope they don't get too confused over all this.
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